a katana without a sheathe....

2008-04-08T16:20:00.016+08:00

----------------extraO.R.Dinary--------------------

yess people...
ur frenly,cheeky,horny,kinky neighbourhood ijat
is back...

n yea....seems like i'll onli update like once a month...
abeh nk bwat cane...abg busy la...
but now adaes it seems like im goin online often..
n tryin to get in touch back wif my online n imaginary frens.

tapi yg klaka nye kan...

-readers: wakakakakakkaaaa wahahhaah!!!wahahahah!!!!!

kejap laa hamblau! aku blom cerite...
okae..yg klaka nye kan...online jer...nanti kebanyakan tanye...
ijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! bloggers outing!!!!!!!!!!!
jadi ijat disini ingin memberitahu kepade rakan2 seblog ku
bahawa ijat tidak lagi memprovide dan mengorganisekan outing2
tersebut...ijat da step down...
but there will be 2 other blogger tat will take over me..
tat is nisa n yayan....ntah drg semangat berkobar2 nk planin.
coz i been busy..no time to plan outings ni sume..
nk jumpe matair sendiri pon susa..apetah lagi kwn..
so tugas2 tersebut telah ku serahkan kepade pihak2
tertentu...... so anithin keep urself update wif yayan n nisa..

so how hav i been doin??
okae..lets juz sae im counting daes...tooooo........ORD!!!!

(applause)

soon i'll be leavin tat damn place....
freedom!!!! kingdom!!! boredom!!! condom!!!! n many more!
no more patrolin..screenin...scoldin...get complain...watever
shit....eventhou i will be out of e force...i'll still do my part
to search for mas selamat....(good citizen katekan)

sape yg mountain tortoise katak bawa tempurung
bawa oven bawa microwave...lemme tell u whu is
mas selamat...

dipetik dari filem ibu mertuaku..

-mak dara:mas selamat..sape dia mas selamat!
lowyar,magistrate?

-sabariah:ahli terrorist....

-mak dara:ahli terroOorist!!?memang pAAaantang
datok nenek aku..ahli terrorist.anak tidak
mengenang jase!

till now,we still donno his werabout...
so u guys out there....there's a bounty on his head..
jgn kate bounty je yg ade kat kepale dier..
keleymomo,ketombe,dandruff kutu sume jln tros..
da lame tk mandi nye org....

now enuf...
lets talk bout ord...
well...national service..
seriously kan...to me...n.s. really destroy our future.
for eg.
i takin diploma....den after tat i tot of continuin university.
skali kena ns....so serve...n then maybe can continue studyin
after ns...but then...after u finished ns.u realised tat u reli
nid money to support urself n bla bla bla...n u gt no motivation
to study alredi.........so bo pian..got to enter e werkin environment
alredi..

but in other wae oso...
to me....ns really built our character..
makin us more of an adult..more responsible...more discipline..

but wat do i knw...sembarang laaa...janji da ord..
n so...

lemme tell u a story..
bout my life journey...goin thru ups n down durin ns.
my ns journey begins..........

on 11july 2006

my first dae at hta..damn i wasnt happy with it..
masok je camp...da kene hamun maki sumpah seranah..

n tis fucker here is faizal aka mama..
he's e first person i talk to wen i reached
hta,sayin tat he got saw me werkin at airport
b4.but i tried nt to continue e conversation..pasal
nt in e mood...skali we ended up same squad..
pastu became gd fren...
lau da jodo tk ke mane kaaan...

den e moment of truth...shavin away our hair....
everythin was so painful for e first few daes..
tkley sala sikit....abit onli kena pump...pump onli kena abit..
our arms are achin.but still kena pump..don hav time to recover.
n normally those freshman tat enter e camp will be called
'mangkoks'
coz of our bald head...
so dae by dae we endure...e first 2 weeks of confinement
was hell for me..coz e ciggies tat i manage to smuggle in
hav alredi finish on e first 3 daes....mcm nk mati aku
di bwatnye..smokers reli suffers inside..

i don like ppl callin me by my real name..
so i told them to call me by e name of ijat..
but most of my chinese fren had a hard time
pronouncing it...so i ask them to call me snake..
but sum idiot got e wrong idea..
sum tot i was called snake bcoz of e wae i laugh..
n sum tot bcoz of my laziness..tat is after every meal,
i'll go back to my bunk n sleep...
n sum tot is bcoz i knw my wae thru e underground method..
like eg. smugglin ciggies etc

n so...most of my squad mate call me by e name of snake

e chihuahua squad,squad 35...

da mcm gerak khas e movie nye movie poster..

playboy playmate

i miss e full length mirror yg ktrg slalu rebut2

seriously...tis is all drawings..
so stop askin me if its real onot

e big dae,pop...i was e first one to march out
to e parade square...

kiyut kaaaaaaaaan gamba ni???
e one lookin upward n smilin is me...

i never bring any snack or food wen bookin in..
all i hav to do is to steal them frm my bunkmates..

left to right: Fazli Anonei,Faizal white indian,
Khalis e iblis n ijat e snake n tgh2 tu V-shaped jari

e malay bunch

after my passing out parade...
all of us were separated..
sum go to division as staff assistant n security sentry
sum go to logistic....but a bunch of us madeit to
special operation command includin me n mama..
i was posted to police mrt while mama posted to squadron.

after undergoin rigorous trainin n courses..
finally im ready to go onground...

n my first G.L..group leader..or as u all call it,mentor..
was Franky..a typical ah beng type.n look like one too..
but he reali is a good mentor..teaches me everythin
frm A-Z..

then after about 3-4 months..then i am on my own..
but within 3-4 months.sadly..i was marked by my supervisor.
comin to werk late,negligent,smokin etc...

still green...

there..i met Sky...a very good fren of mine till now..
alwaes there wen needed,my pub buddy
n my partner in crime..

n han....sumone u cud depend on

n jun ji..a very concern fren

really gonna miss them

a fren of mine took these photo..he told me tat
those name highlighted is bein marked as troublemaker..
good thing i got my spies...

n yea...i hacked their lockers n steal their food..
prangai tk ubah2....

we're guardin e christmass tree incase sumone
leave a suspicious parcel below e tree...
soon after tat...i became a G.L... n hav my own men..
we call them,Gina or Baby....
n my gina is a chinese guy...a hardcore clubber too...
n i giv him e name Tiger...
so mcm style la gitu konon...
crouching tiger,hidden snake

serving my time...arghh..damn hellweek..
wer u received intensive training..
frm morn till evenin..non stop trainin n runnin..

n they sae indians hav hairy arms,body allover..

well........

tis is wat ashawara rai cleavage looks like
in real life upclose...

well....i don onli patrol in mrt...unofficially i patrol at...

punggol...been here....

vivocity! been here too....

outside of m.o.s. lookin at e bridge wer i alwaes
got drunk last time....mcm memories la konon..

wen hkmp5 bein replace wif a cement gun

my lovely intake...
top left to rite:Commando cockroach,Han solo
bottom: Jun ji e kunji,Riyazi inkedebah n Hakim tyson

been thru many wif these guys...
from small cases such as go after hooligans to
bomb threat n suicide...
n i still remember e big chunk of meat n a foot
on e mrt track.

our trip to k.l. on a cruise

n not to forget,our dnd..

team charlie last cheers together...

seriously...
those memories,i will cherished it
my squadmate..my teammate..
tanx for e time..u guys really make my ns life
happenin...i love u ppl!!! O.R.D. loH!!!!

ok .... u guys can cry now..

damn soya sauce...
so tis is good bye then...

2008-02-21T21:26:00.014+08:00

-----------------wer are u khabar?----------------

assalamualaikum ahli kubur,ahli bomba,ahli fikir,
alipom,aliyamaisara dan ali setan

-para jemaah:walaaikumsalam....

well...ppl.....got miss me?

(criket sound)

sorie laaa...i knw its been awhile since i last update..
2months?? i donno...
well....abg ijat bz laa...n tat time pon internet connection
kene potong...

-readers:mcm mane bole kene potong abg ijat?

ntah...aleh2 jer drg potong...
da tu tkpe..bole fitnah tat i din pay my bills..
padahal baru bayar............errr

baru baya 4 months ago...*cough*

aniwae..been very bz....
i din even have time for my larlin now a days..
veeeeeeeery bz.......coz i hav took up part time job...
abg abg mcdelivery seyyy...kwang3...
multi-tasking katekan...mcm superhero gitu laa..
police by dae,rider by nite....he is......

e rasukman... k sungguh tk klaka....
da nk kene pandai juggle both shift...
ade kang confius sgt between both jobs...
time nk tangkap org,tk klua kan handcuff.
kluakan receipt...suro subjet tu baya...
bile nga deliver makanan lak...pegi tangkap
customer bwk balik macdonald..
tapi ape ley bwat...nak carik makan...
tanggung anak bini kat uma.baya duit batu
klau tk baya nanti ruma drg tarik den kasi ruma
kertas..da nk kene baya duit kertas pulak,duit
tong sampa..aku pon tk tau kenape nk kene
baya duit sampah,duit air...klau air kene potong aku ngan
bini aku nk berak camne?tkkn pakai tray yg ade pasir,
mcm kucing.

but serious la supershag..but at e same time its
good...coz i can sleep early..terlalu penat pey pasal..
i seldom online pon....skali bile online jer...
my sweet2 fren pon sume tanye khabar...
tadi jer..2 ppl asked....nisa n nurul..

nurul fairuz says:
ijat ijat, ijat ape khabar?

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
surat khabar

nurul fairuz says:
-_-

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
wakaka

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
emoticon same ngan nisa

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
tadi pon jat ckp gitu kat nisa,nisa bwat gitu

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
-_-

nurul fairuz says:
kate cute

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
brb

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
nk carik bucket ah

nurul fairuz says:
hur hur

nurul fairuz says:
nisa dah offline?

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
nk muntah

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
ntah

nurul fairuz says:
ijat ape khabar lah?

nurul fairuz says:
nak tanyer khabar pun susah

Snake; GPR without fibre says:
pegi laa tanye khabar...jgn tanye ijat...mane jat kenal si khabar tu sape

nurul fairuz says:
-_-

okae...to all....
ijat khabar baik..sihat walafiat walande wapiang ey...
juz tat ijat very tired laa...balik penat penat..
lenguh2.....gatal2...kemam2...kulang2...cipat2...
tukam2....(ni sume bahase melayu purba..krg mane paham)
juz tat im short of money now..tgh kering2..kdg
pegi keje terpakse ikat perot...dengan tali rafia..
kadang2 tali rafia pon tk mampu nk beli,pakai tali pusat lak..
kat uma pon same...makan nasi dgn garam jer...
lepas tu cuci mulot pulak sup tulang,asam pedas pari,
ayam lemak cili padi....tu jer.... haaaiiis...
tats y im takin a part time job...coz im gonna ord soon..
2-3 more months...mcm cepat gitu...

so i guess this is gdbye...taktahu nak type ape pulak pass nie...

2008-01-02T01:20:00.001+08:00

-----------------due kosong kosong lapan-------------------

heylow ppl!!!
got miss me?
sori ppl for nt informin u guys tat
my blog hav been disabled...
tu pon terdesak kerana sebab2 tertentu..
panjang cite dier..
sum of my readers n blogmates complainin
how come they are nt invited to my blog...
but then i inform them of e situation..n they all
reply e same thing....

haahaaahaaaahaaaa....

tk klakaaa okaae...
hadoi...gabra jap...n for those who donno e whole
story...den don nid to knw..coz e main thing is tat
my blog hav been resume..tanx to professional advice n consult...
by NANASONTOLOYO

3 cheers for nana sontorian!!!

hip hip...

-readers:horaaay!!!!

hip hip.....

-readers:hooooraaaaayyy!!!!

hip hip......

-readers:HooooOOoray!!!!!!!

hiiiiiiiiip hiiiiiiiiiiip!

-readers: ..........da.......dabes la ijat.....

ok

well....sempena tahun baru ni bulan baik...
ijat wud like to wish u guys a very happy new year..
n merry cristmass n mary hav a little lamb to e christians.

if u guys wanna knw...i feel reli sad on new yrs eve..
coz krg sume sebok tgk bunge api... i was on duty..
itu tkpe..e worst thing is..actually im nt even suppose
to werk on tat dae! n i hav to go coz of punishment!
sedih kan...

well guys
2008 is a new beginning..
so u guys muz hav a new year resolution..
btol ke ape yg aku speakin ni...tapi bak kate mlayu..
u guys mesti ade azam.....

bukaaan.....bukan azan yg kat tv
tu dik...i mean azam...

so b4 we continue our azam...lets take a stroll
down memory lane in 2007...

year 2007..
is wen e year jesus step on e moon...
n claim e first men who ever step on e moon...
padahal neil armstrong dgn rakan karibnya,neil armweak
da sampai dulu...

2007 is e year wen dajal muncul
tapi tros sembuyik balik pasal budak2
skola rendah ketawe dan kutok dier pasal kecacatannye..

*ok..part ni jer btol*
2007 is also e year wen a very cunning
assasination attempt on e late Benazzir Bhutto(tk tau asal tiap
kali aku dgr name dier cam nk ketawe.tapi tk baik tau)

well actually i reli don update much on e news
like last time...but for sure...2007 hav been
quite a rough year for me...

eg.

relationship heart broken...ijat wen back to clubs n pubs as
rehab la kononnyer...

short of cash..no savin due to his previous bike
tat requires repair every month..

terrible accident sampai kepale tercabot,rambot gugur..
tat require him to stay home all e wae for 1month to rest.

werkin shifts gettin terrible..instead of 1dae work 2 daes off..
it changes to 2daes morn 2 daes evenin n 2 daes off..

dan many many lagi...

but then..
2008 is e new begining..
e year wen ijat wans to hav new aim..
new resolution...

so...my new year resolution is..

to straighten up myself..bukan nye slame ni aku
senget pon atau badan lekuk mcm udang...juz tat
i wanna stop enjoyin which alredi im bored n tired of..
n start thinkin bout my future alredi..coz 20 years old..
to me is wen i shud think wat i wanna do in life...
i don wanna sit under void deck..isap rokok..isap puting
or isap ape ape lagi laaa n play guitar sing along session
mcm campfire nite gitu....time is precious..
tat is e onli reason y our chinese frens can maju
walaupon drg pakai tissue..its bcoz they don waste time
n let it go juz like tat...everythin to them is money..
tapi sikap tamak dan dengki tu tkmo ikot..coz itu
bkn sikap melayu kite...n also to them....
even collectin tin can,botol kicap,air kotak,surat khabar
lama,surat khabar baru,surat pajak,surat cinta dan suratan takdir.
tu sume bagi kite tkde nilai..but to them its money...
so we shud follow more like our chinese frens..
don be too laid back....

-sum of u : alaah..skali skala tk mati pee...
-me:ape krg tau..satu kali enjoy jer..da bratus abes..
aku n.s. gaji kecik..klau ade anak,nk kasi anak mkn pon tk ckp.
krg sape nak ajar aku ape nk buat!!! aku bukan typical
malay!!! tkya aja aku ape nk buat!! aku da malas dgn
enjoy2 ni sume!!! aku hidup berperinsip paham!!!
argggh!!! asal aleh2 aku cam mara kat dialouge yg
aku bikin sendiri ni!!!! name kau da la pelik...
sum of u..name apentah tu..
-sum of u:mane aku tau...mak bpk aku yg kasi aku name ni.
md sum of u bin sum of us...

seriously i live by my principles..
i donno wer wud i be witout them...
i reli wanna hav a bright future..
in order to support my family..
myself...

my new year resolution..
is to start thinkin bout future.
save money..
hav more savings for rainy daes..

-readers:errrrrrr....ijat.....

aalaah..menyampah tul la klau ade org nyampok
bile aku nga bwat azam tahun baru ni...ape dia!?

-readers: u wanna save money for rainy daes?
bwat ape? we tot rainy daes u hav to use raincoat
or umbrella..nt savings...

*pull hair*

tu pasal..u all neve think far...
wat i mean by saving for rainy daes
is wif our saving...we cud buy ourself raincoat or
umbrella...n we wont get ourself wet durin rainy daes..
klau tkde duit camne nk ade tu sume kan kan kaaan?
so guys remember...save money is important for rainy
daes...

okae laa...
tats my new year resolution...
u guys can also share wif me ur new year
resolution by taggin my tagboard...mane tau
skali santa claus bace,ur wish cud come true..
ape kejada yg aku menyenyeh ni?

for now...lets update on

BLOGGERS OUTING @ ESCAPE THEME PARK

so anidobi of e obi wan kenobi interested?
those interested can simply add me at msn..
ijat69@hotmail.com

or visit my website @
www.snake69.blogspot.com
(klau krg g visit gak,aku tk tau ape nk ckp)

mari kite ramai2 merapat kan lagi
silaturahim dan slua cik rahim antara
sesame kaum bloggers....

termenong jauh nmpk!termenong jauh nmpk!
termenong jauh nmpk!!!
so tis is gd bye then.....

2007-12-07T23:46:00.001+08:00

-----------allahyarhamah gilera69--------------

dear friends..
todae we gather to bid our last farewell
to my love...
e one im devoted deeply into for 2 years..
goin thru ups n downs...
gilera69.....

it happens 3 weeks ago....
i was on my wae to werk....ridin her(lain mcm je bunyik)
but then..her tempreture is risin very fast...
dang...i knw its gonna be it again...
e routine tat i face every 4-5 months...tat is
water pump spoilt...then it leads to piston jam..
n everytime piston jam..e repair cost will be about 300..
so i was prepare for tat dae...then it happens...
so i left her at mcritchie..n ask my fren to fetch me to werk..
after my bike was towed away... n send to my shop...
e mechanic told me tat...she was in a very critical condition
tis time..he cant do e normal procedure,tat is to rebore e block
n replace e piston...coz e block itself crack..........dang.
n i nid to change e whole set..
(k aku tau krg tk paham...so action angguk jer..)

readers: ooohhhh........

n e new set plus everythin cost ard 900 bux!!
bukan 900 bugs bunny kay..it 900 sg dollar!!!...
terencat jap bile aku dgr...then sumore...plus insurance
n road tax...tat is about 200 plus...
lets do a simple equation...

$900+$200= e=mc2/Aa/Ba + Bi= babi = oink2 = $1200

mampos tknk...
so it took me 1 week to think bout it..
i was reli conpius at tat time..until one dae...
i hav decided tat...she hav to go....
coz tis past 2 yrs...there has been 5 piston jams..
i hav spent over more than 2000 bux on her...
maintenance,modification,wear n tear etc....
so i think its about time to let her go...
to e scrapyard she goes..

so here's a story of e late gilera69..
as u knw..gilera69 is my first bike...
bought in e late 2005...
at tat time...e gilera trend wasnt tat hot..
so very rare u see tat kinda bike on e road..
till e early 2006..then e trend started...
gilera here n there....sum gerls wuuuuu over it..
thou there's so many gilera..gilera69 consider rare
at tat time coz its 2 stroke...n those roamin ard e island is
4 stroke......

e diff?
well...let sae 2 stroke hav more power then 4 stroke...
so tat makes my gilera69 so special tat time...
sumore ppl will alwaes ask me,how cum ur gilera so noisy?
n its very rare to see 2 stroke like mine on e rd at tat time..
in woodlands...frm wat i knw tat time...exist onli 3 2stroke
gilera...a neighbour of mine juz e opposite blk..
n a chinese guy,who challenge me to a friendly race near
my place.......
no one dare to buy a 2 stroke gilera eventhou its powerful..
1 thing is....senang rosak....
e maintenance is very costly...
spareparts hard to find..
nids 2T.....

but then time changes everythin...
nowadaes..u can find 2 stroke all over singapore...
but then....there's onli one gilera69 in s'pore..

good bye

gilera69..

(psssst.play e song while scrollin down.got sentimental values)
SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY N PLAY E SONG!! BARU ADE
SENTIMENTAL VALUES!!!!

PLAY E SONG TAU!!!! N GET REDI UTK NANGIS!!!
TKMO KETAWE!!!!!

k sume org...get redi ur tissue,tuala,kain lap kaki,
kotex ape2 yg bole lap air mate...
coz tis part......
mcm touchin gitu......

e love of a man n a machine

ijat n gilera69

her first bath....
she smells nice....bau cam baby...

e glowin red n black machine
noisy leave blower sound.....
e one n onli....gilera69

tis is her 1st fishin trip wif me...

allahyarham gilera69 wif her late fren kr fino
both are red.....duh

her designated parkin lot at esplanade carpark
i neve fail to park her here....her designated lot..
but then bile part nk amek moto pey jauh....

gilera69.....y do u hav to go....
now i hav no one else to
share my life wif...

her first knn(bukan kanina k) air filter
it reli changes everythin..pickup!
....after dad tune her..n i test ride,tune n
test ride..tune n test ride....tune n test ride..
until she hav reach her maximum performance..
she can pick up frm 0 to 100 km/hr
in juz 2 tiangs...her pickup damn fast!i swear!!

her last TAA escort..e most sweetest moment
she's nt wif e gilera club,but instead follow e pace
of other road bikes

her racing look...very sleek..

i will alwaes cheerish those moments
e moment i wheelie on u,n e front tyre come
rite off...e moment ur exzos pipe drop...
e moment we had n accident wif lorry pasir,
e moment e yellow superfour loses to u in a jam
at tpe...e moment u race wif tawfiq's rxz..
e moment u tried pick up wif a drz...
e moment i alwaes got drunk in clubs or
pubs...u alwaes bring me back home safely..
i thank u......

our ups n downs......n errr....lefts n rights....
her greatest pose.....
u are my precious...my onli one.........

n tis is after my accident..i gav her a new look...
new paintwork....red n white matte...

----------------------------------------------------

AL-FATEHAH

Allahyarhamah Gilera69
C.O.E. : 9 tahun

telah kembali ke scrapyard pada
1hb december 2007 bersamaan 21 dzulkaedah 1428H

bagi pihak allahyarhamah.kami ingin meminta maaf sekiranye
ada kesilapan asap dari exzos atau terkilas ketika
dijalan raya.harap dihalalkan
minyak dan 2t semasa hidupnya
gilera69 dari besi kau datang...ke besi jua kau kembali..
semoga roh mu dicucuri Vpower...
semoga amalan mu di jalan raya akan membantu
mu dari seksa scrapyard....
akan kami doa agar kau dijauhi dari golongan besi
burok dan jauhi dari karat ketika kau di alam
scrapyard......amin..

ucapan ribuan terima kasih kepada:
cocacola racing team

Kedai Moto Poh San..Kedai Moto Northlink..
kedai Moto Tong Aik..Kedai aunty..Kedai Ah Boy..
Kedai Rudy lorong bapok..Traffic Police..
VICOM yishun..ESSO..SHELL..CALTEX (jb)

------------------------------------------------

remember gilera69....
u will alwaes be in my heart...
(k part ni conferm2 krg nye mate da berair..)

readers:tklaa ijat...ktrgnye bawa jer yg tgh
berair lecak2 gitu...

epppHH!!! moto aku mati kan...
cube respect sikit...okae...so

gilera69....i will alwaes love u...

tiada lagi ku dgr kidungmu,tiada lagi derai
tawamu.hanya kesepian,yg kian mencengkam
jiwaku......farewell my love.....
so tis is gd bye then....

2007-12-02T05:33:00.000+08:00

----------------next stop,singapore-------------

helo....
well lets make it short...
im nt goin to continue my story bout blind
dates..tk baik la mengutok org...
so todae...
post kirekan mcm broadcast news gitu laa...
mcm "we interupt tis show for a broadcast news"
so bersabar la krg yeeee...
well....

arggggh....

its been hectic for me tis past few weeks..
maybe sum of u ppl saw me in e train..
well...meantime i hav to take public transportation.
gua tkley tahan!!!!!!!!!
well nt bcoz of e standin due to lack of seats
or cramp n squeezie peak hour crowd..(part ovit yala)

its about singaporean in public transport..
ugly singaporean....
mcm2 kerenah kat dlm train...maybe sum of u notice..
well todae im nt gonna talk much..
i'll juz let tis funi video entertain u..
let e video finish buffer
n watch n listen to e video..sanggup aku cancel lagu kat blog
in order 4 u ppl to hear clearly..

first up...
e audition for mrt idol..
contestant number 10039,arumugam gaja

e next video is taken from..
a local dance audition..

n can sumone tell me..is tis guy sleepin
or tryin to suck his own cock?

next up is my fav....
section 32...unsound mind...
n wen mrt welcome those kinda ppl...

yess ppl...cum on...laugh along wif him...

n tis is my fav...

n here cums e best part....
e most disgustin creature tat lurks in e mrt...

n yea...after viewin tis clip..
i will neve ever lean my head on e mrt window

observe his face...he's havin an orgasm juz
by diggin his nose..

tat is y i hate public transport...
danggg....

alritey...my purpose of postin an entry
todae is bcoz...
I WANNA ORGANIZE BLOGGERS OUTINGS!!
its ard e month of jan,

so here's wat i hav in mind...
-escape theme park
-wild wild wet
-ice skating
-snow city
-movies
-clubbin(18+)
-paintball
-lepak bawa blk

tk tau laa...e rest if u guys gt sumthin
to add up can inform me thru msn...

jgn bilang ijat tk inform atau last min eh..
tis is 1 month in advance..

so ppl...anione interested?

snzrdy: alamak ijat... da syiok2 baca.. to be continued lak... cepat2 update lah...
-snake:mesti gini mcm..biar suspen..jgn suaspen
Eika: *SCREAMS* IJAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. sengajakan tk nk abiskan cerita!!!! wahlau!!!! sesungguhnya eika geli tgk pompan tuh.. heavy flow siaaaaaaaaaaa.. ewwwwwwwww
-snake:eikaaaaaaaa!! sesungguhnye heavy flow tu la yg lubricate!wakaka!
dd: ahahhahahkk! boleh jadik comedian ah ijat.. tapi jgn la simpan tu suspense lamer sgt! update sooooon..part dah best2 tu!! btw kan, ure linked dude! its ur turn nowww!! dhaaaa!! *waiting* :D
-snake:alaaa....cite2 mcm hikmah tu sume ade continue2 u all tk
complain pon..cite ijat skali skala sey continue2...
Atika: Haha. Kecian Ijat kena rogol. See, next time, don't be too nice tauuuu. Kan dah kena take advantage. Best tak Ijat?
-snake:sob sob...i lost my innocence
MAriana: hahahahaha! funny posttttt
-snake:ketawe!! yea benar!!! ketawe laaa kwn2 ku!!
nurul: dah tau bday abeht ak wish. huhu....
-snake:hepi very belated birthdae!
titijepun: saye nampak kamu dlm train tadie! dudok betol2 depan ijat. haha! muke mcm sakit je??? :)
-snake:sakit ati kene naik train gi keje...
.:sasha:.: ehk lau nk kuar mmg boleh.. fren2 pe... :)
-snake: yessaaaaaaaa
wawakiss: IJAAAAAT. YOU'RE INVITED TO MY PIT THIS SUN. DAH TAU KANNNN. HAHA! READ MY BLOG FOR DETAILS! :D
-snake:sob sob
HUda: helloooooooooooooooo!
-snake: walaikumsalaaaaaaaam
KecH: i was bloghopping. bt ur entry got me hooked. funny story hahakz. nice nice. cheers. :)
-snake:tankiyu very much miss kech!glad u enjoy it!plzzzz cum again!
titijepun: yer yer yer! betol betol sangat! i sat in between two guys infront of u. in ite uniform. tula, tekejot jap nampak ijat naek train. huhu!
-snake:don tell me are u e one tat drop at marsiling?
ellysan: ape yg tk ajak ?
-snake:double o!
Efaah: HELLO ijat! Nice knowing you!
-snake:helo efa...go to sleep!
'SHACUTE™: Ijaaaaaaaaattttt! Bila Nak Update Lagik Niee? Cepatlah. Tak Sabar Untuk Part 3 Dan Part-Part Yang Selanjut Dengannyaaaaaa. HAHAH :P
-snake:part 3 tidak dpt ditayangkan kerane kerosakan technical
ayu: haha! ini jat pena blang kat ayu. tapi dat gal dashyat sei. u knw i knw... ssshhh!! pape beep hp ayu. =)
-snake:know nvm...tusal..jat takot..tapi dlm takot2 pon ade suke jugak!
nurul: you are my featured blogger of the month. so better update as often as you can.thank you(:
-snake:tankiyu nurul! i feel so honoured
Eton: oit bachen update luh pantat!! ekekeke
-snake:da la kene bachin..kene pantat agiiii....
Nazurah: HAHAHA funny laa yr blind dates. tular gatal sgt kan tgk at last menjadi. hehehe
-snake:sob sob...ape ley bwat...naz nk carik kan ijat date ke?

i wanna get a new bike laaaaa!!!
so tis is good bye then...

2007-11-22T03:25:00.001+08:00

-----------3 blind mice date (part2)------------------

finally...back by popular demand...
ijat is back wif another pey another pey another
blind dating story...

todae story...is another story bout my blind date..
even my mum knws tis story..sumpah tk bedek..
wen u expectin e worst...sumthin good happens
wen sumthin good happens...it turns out to be e worst!

base on a very true story..
bout 1-2 years ago...
n e story goes like tis....

once upon a time,i was lepakin wif my bdk2 moto..
skali aku pon borin,dgn kegatalan aku yg ke
tahap chimpanzee...aku pon tanye kawan aku...

-me: eh,kau tkde kwn pompan ke putih ke..
cine ke......
-kwn:kau nk cine eh? ah aku ade...ni conferm
kau nye type...jap eh....(sambil mengodeh2 hp)
ah ni name dier miss M...
-me: conferm ke lawa...ade kang muke cine bukit
pagi2 pegi keje naik basikal dgn muke tk mandi..
-kwn:coonfeeeerm....

n so i save her number...
then i nudge my fren....

-me:kau tgk eh..aku pakai tactic nk kenal2...tkde org
pena bwat punye...

(to all my dear gerl frens...)
normally e standard procedure or e most common
anonymous msg frm typical malay will be like tis..
-guys:hai bole kenal2?
-gerls:sape ni?who gave u my number?
-guys:my name roy.. hassan gav me ur number...
-gerls: hassan mane? tk kenal laa...
-guys:alaa..hassan sani...dier bwk krete nissan sunny.

tis is like very common for u gerls kan kan kan?
well...tis tactic of mine ade sikit baik...
tkde kaum pompan nk sibok2 tanye dari mane
dpt number...so e irritates me...nk kene soal jwb mcm
dalam kubo pulak...so i come up wif tis tactic..
guys..take note of tis tactic..if u wanna get to knw a gerl..
gerls...take note of tis tactic..do not fall trap for tis trap..

it goes like tis....
so i dialed her number..

tit tut tit tit tit tit tut...(brape byk tits da..)
kring kring....keletek...

-me:helo? man kau dtg ke tk?
-ms M: err...sori..i think u got e wrong number..
-me: erk..ok sori.....bye....

klick...

then my fren ask me...

-kwn:ape kau buat?
-me:kau tgk jer...ape aku buat...lagi 5 min..

5 min kemudian...
i dialed her number again...

tits (kan senang)
kring kringggg.....

-me:................
-ms M: err..helo?
-me: ah...sori2..i still got e wrong number...
err...is ur number..1234567? (jat mane 8 jat)
...n 8?
-ms M: hmm...yea?
-me:how cum ah?cnt be wat..bla bla bla..
(i crack sum jokes but i fgt wat it was)
-ms M:hehheheheee....
-me:sori again..i think i go n check thru my fren
if e number is correct....tankiyu then bye...
-ms M:hehe...its okae...bye.....

-kwn:ape kau bwat jat? aku tk paham..
-me: kau teeeengok jer..ni sume take time...

n so about half an hour later..
i msg her hp...

(sorie for disturbin u..i hope i did nt trouble u..
n btw..ur voice sounds so cute..n im interested
to get to knw u better if u don mind..niwae..
u can view my pictures at frenster,my email is
ijat69@hotmail...txt me back aite)

n saaaaaaaap...5 mins later she replied...
jadi jugak...da tgk gamba sume...
den she call....n we chat for almost about 5 hours..
ape kitrg bebwal pon aku tk tau...

yep...
cheeky by nature..i manage to persuade her
to meet me e next dae...
n so..tis is it..blind date.......
okae...tis is wat i fear most...thing doesnt turn
out like e wae i wan it...
yg bagus nye bdk cine ni tk ckp yg dier kulit
kuning langsat laa,coklat taik laa,biru air laut laa,
kelabu asap laa....she juz relak jer..tk auwn...
but then i still scared...mane tau kwn aku nk paitau aku..
mintak cine...tapi...yg dtg mcm saiz perot tokpek kong..
mau mati mintak kene telan hidup2....
tapi tkpe...tis is all about risk...walaupon akceli...
aku tknk jumpe sebab takot...maklumlaa...da pena terjadi.

so e next dae..dier pon nk jumpe aku...so aku pon blg dier
jumpe kat mrt berdekatan uma aku..since moto aku rosak..
bey dier pon agree laa.....

igt lagi aku...pukol 10 mlm tu...bulan mengambang,
angin sepoi2 bahasa mandarin..diiringi daun kering dan
ikan kering.....aku pon jalan pegi mrt...dier ckp dier da
sampai...sambil jln tu...otak tgh berserabot....

lau bdk cine ni tk lawa camne...
lau mate dier sepet mcm seolah2 dier tgh tido mcm mane..
lau jalan blakang dier abey bau mcm bende tk cebok mcm
mane..
lau dier bual abeh kua mcm bau lembu kaki pendek
mcm mane....

tkpe2...walau apepon terjadi...aku tkkn lari..
face it like a men ijat...aku adela lelaki sejati..
biar tk lawa mcm mane pon..tkmo lari...tu sume...cobaan.

tibe jerr disane...mate aku pon scan area tersebut..
okae..mane satu dier...
ade satu pompan cine..pakai tube..nmpk pusat,seksi
giler babi...babi pon tkde la seseksi gitu..muke pon kiyut
gile babi....sumenye babi laa...tapi tk mungkin dier..
too good to be true...so aku scan la lagi...
ah lagi satu pompan cine jugak..pakai baju cam org tua..
jalan bongkok2...collect tin....ahhh...nmpk sah bkn...
tua sgt...so aku scan2 la lagi......

tgh scan tu...aleh2 ade org call...

kring kring...damdim dum,bunyi mercun..
klick....

-me:err...miss M..is tat u?

then kat situ laa...depan mate aku...bkn blkg mate...
pasal kat blakang aku tkde mate...saaaaaaaap....
tu dier...miss M...terpampang...

aku terpegun jap....

nk lari tknk...

k jap....org bodo je gi lari..
sebab....dier lawaaaaa nk mampos!!!!
muke tk cam cine langsong!!!! mate besa mcm jepon2!!
rupe2 nyer pompan yg pakai tube tu yg lawa gile rupenye
dier!!!! aku tk expect langsong dier lawa gitu mcm!!!
arrrrgggghhh!!!!! terpancot2 air mani ku dibuat nye...
muke tk macam cine..mcm melayu pon ade mcm jepon
pon ade...mcm mcm adaaa~~~~

aku pon tersenyum lebar...mane tidak...lawa nk mampos.
10 kali lebih lawa dari sume ex aku seriously sumpah tk
bedek...muke mcm model2 nye muke...
reli reli reliiiii 100% my type!!!!
aku bersyukurrrrr.....

so aku pon approach dier...talk talk talk...skali
tapi aku pon terpikir,asal dier pakai tube.nk seduce
aku pe??..abeh jacket tk pakai,dier gi tutop slua...

dier ckp dier tgh uzur..heavy flow..so dier tutop la
slua dier yg colour putih tu...

aku pon bak kate org putih...offer a helpin hand laa...
utk pompan lawa cam dier..jgn kate hand...leg aku..
pelir aku...sume sanggop aku offer....
so aku tanye dier ape kate dtg uma aku,
den aku ley tanye bonda ku kalau ade kotex..
so kite pon jln kaki gi uma...

tibe je kat uma,aku pon tanye la bonda ku..

-me:mak! ade kotex tk?kwn jat tgh uzur ar..

so bonda ku offer dier kotex ngan slua baru...
dier pon pegi la bilik air pakai...
den after tat my parent lak nk kua...
my mum sae...

-mum:jat..kau nk anta dier balik kepe naik train?
da pukol brape da ni..by e time nk patah balik
da tkde train...suro dier tido sini je la...
-me:eh ak ah eh....k laa..bsok je la jat anta dier..

so miss M pon agree to stay..
so mlm tu,my parent left...tinggal aku ngan dier je kat
uma.....

den aku pon dok la dlm bilik main game..
tgh main tgh main...skali mcm ade org tgh main
dgn telinge aku........arrrggghhh .....
main darah nmpk.....wuuuUUuu........
aku pon kacau2 la dier balik....nk main darah sgt kan..

bey lepas tu...at one point aku pon da malas nk gurau2..
aku bangon dari katil...tapi dektu maseh kat situ...
dier tgh mcm sujud gitu...abeh bontot
dier mengadap kat aku..pastu dier goyang bontot dier kiri
dan kanan......

k laa....tk realistic langsong...jap biar aku tuka

much better...
n dier ckp....FUUUUCK MEEE FUUUCCK MEE...
dengan suare seductive la kononnyer....
aku da tercegat dekat situ...mengakal.......
sumpah i nt lyin....nk ketawe pon ade...mcm nk
terajang pantat dier dari belakang pon ade...
dekni klaka kape...aku tkde mood pon...mmg lawa gile babi..
tapi dier nga heavy flowwwwwwwww......geli woooo...

okaeee~pikiran..skrg dier da horny mcm kucing betina
mintak main...ape aku nk buat ni...rezeki depan mate..
tk pena org nk offer aku mantat gelek2 bontot dier
gitu mcm...mcm kelaka pon ade...dier pikir ni cite
porn kapeerr....
arggh....mknan da dihidang...tapi yg problem nye..
miss M tgh heavy flow...tknk laa dgn darah2 meleleh..
daging mera tekua2 berserak atas katil aku!
arggh....ultimate turn off!!!
aku tolak bontot dier.....kelepek bdk tu jato side wae..

lucky one of my gerl fren came over my place tat nite...
jadi kite 3 la kat uma..2 gerl 1 boy..but my fren
nga sebok tgk tv kat lua..aku dgn kucing gatal kat bilik..
so aku pon bukak pintu bilik besa2..lampu bukak..jadi
mood nk main tu tkde....tapi dekni nafsu kuat....aku pn
naik takot...dier tknk giv up...mati2 nk main!!!

argghhhh....
aku cam nk kene rogol!

luck my fren yg kat lua tu gi masok bilik..
fuuuh~ slmat aku....
my fren masok kan kepale kat pintu..turn to me..
n saw miss M on top of me...
n sae...

-g-f: eh...jat..asal tk tutop lampu?tk romantik la gini..

dgn kurang aja nye dier..
dier gi tutop lampu...bey tuutop pintu!!! lagi naik la
tanduk miss M!!!!
TIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!
aku kene rogol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued....

acah: cheyy lagu ditujukan khas seyy !! touching seyy !! hahahaa, && asal niii steng2 entrynyeee. suspension betul !! ishhhh .. tpi klaka laaaaaaaaaaa !! wuaaaahahaahahhaaa

-snake: tu laa...mcm time puase lak tuju2 lagu..yg pasal entry ni pulak tkmo complain la acah....
abeh asal cite hikmah tu sume continue2 acah tknk complain...!

ros: ijat. link aku...

-snake:ceyyyy kak ros laaa

c-zar: cheh feweeet!!! looks like u got alot of fan's bro..i must admit ur 1 nice guy..;)....need more friends like u....lerr...muke aku tak laku la yng org nak menggatal hahakz...

c-zar: u got a face of a linkinpark singer...lol...thx 4 putting up the mix bro...chillbro~ u time is yet to come 4 mrs right..

c-zar: how's the date? got mrs petom instead?? ..wakaka..ROFL!... u deserve better....

-snake:waah...im nt tat mr nice guy laa...tryin to be one ya..linkin park kepe muke..
mcm southpark nye character ade laa....btw miss petom wanna date ya!

.:sasha:.: totally agree wif c-zar..ure 1 nice guy..i tink. hah. dunno u personally but fromur bog, ure 1 damn farnie guy! dun c y gals dun appreciate u. =p

-snake: no la..if im a nice guy..y nt go out wif me?? wakaka..mengatal la pulak...

MsOlive aka Eton: hey hey...read ur blog...gt ur addie frm azsyar...cool entries!

-snake:tankiyu miss olive oil bini popeye!! wanna link??

Eika: tolong habiskan cerita boleh tak mr ijot? tk suke lah ade interval2, advertisement2 nie smue.. potong stim btol ah mr ijot ni!!

-snake: okae mrs eiko..ijot nk abis kan...tapi advertisement oso hav its purpose tau..

honey: hello. bloghopped thru here..must say ur last post is daymn funny. =P

-snake: hello miss honey...aisey..mcm mane ley ade link ni?ni mintak kene link balik..

ayU: IJAT!!! CEPAT UPDATE LAGI! DH TK SABAR NIE NK TAU CRITE SELANJUTNYA.

-snake: saba ayu..saba tu ialah negeri dekat malaysia..

c-zar: alermak...ni mr ijat ni asek buziee je la...susah nak get thru....bro ur next remix is up....but sadly i cant do jazz la....so hard...asek sala tune jerr...:(

-snake:wahaa...don try too hard laa...do a jazz covers kepe...

Atika: Ijat! Cepat lah update! Ika nak baca your next blind date!

-snake: saba atikos...saba tu ialah separuh dari iman kindergarten.nt onli smart but
talented...
dd: ola ijat. hahahaha! blind date is really scary sia. & urs is super funny!! lols! dnt worry lah, u'll find the cutest girl just as cute as you, soon! awy, just bloghopping

-snake: ehh...nt funi,its scaryyyyy....yea..i hope e cutest of e cutest gerl
will come one dae..n don juz bloghopped...link wif me!

nurul: hello ijat.biler nak update, cepatlah.

-snake:saba nurul,saba tu ialah name pendek sabariah

EFF: JATTT! bile mau update nieee!! CPT CPT CPT CPT!! EMERGENCYYY!! HAHAHAHA! =p

-snake:saba efa...saba tu ada laa....ahh...tk tau la ape lagi nk ckp...!!

ely: where's part II? :p

-snake: part2 up!

so cite nye begitu laa...
miss M stop msgin me wen i gt a gf...
pasal aku suro x aku hang dier..wakaka...
but then she contacted me again..
miss M till now sumtime txt me...
e wae she try to seduce me in a weird manner..
sampai skrg maseh2 terngiang2 dlm fikiran ku....

still waitin for my princess in shining armour..
so tis is good bye then....

2007-11-05T14:03:00.000+08:00

---------------3 blind mice date(part 1)---------------------

sori ppl...
i knw its been awhile since i last updated..
bkn ape...abg ijat bz lerr...

ppl ppl...n check tis out..
dj czar a.k.a azhar do a dnb remix for me la!
i get to knw tis couple pon frm bibid..
dope laa lu bro...shud consider becomin a drum n bass dj..
buat jazz dnb remix pon sedap...
here, u guys can listen to his remix at his blog.
Azsyar
tkmo gatal2 eh..dier da ade matair..nk gatal2 dgn ijat jer..

n so...i gonna update abit todae..
tanx tu miss Wani!!! she is my inspiration...
dinda la umpama bulan dan bintang...daun tembakau
asam pedas..diluar pagar....tankiyu miss wani!!!
lain kali lau nk tido jgn tahan2 yeeerr!!

i've been missin all tis while frm bloggin is
becoz im facin tis process wer i call
enlightenment..

saaap...sampai da kua aura skali...
ni lagi setapak je da jadi e next buddha..
but reli...i did shave my hair...

on my previous post..claimin tat i wanna find
gf la ape laa...so in order to calm myself..
wah i go thru 7 daes n 4 nights of meditatin k...
i even shaved my hairdo....

so now i feel better la abit..
but then still searchin...
n yea...aku mmg cerewet beret...
tapi ade ckp,klau cerewet2....go for blind date laa...
argggh....seriously...i hav enuf of blind date sey!!
guaaa serik..

k lemme share u sum of my blind date experience...

tis one happens 3-4 yrs ago...
my fren recommend me tis gerl...he pass me her number..
then her name was miss Z(bukan name sebenar)
so upon hearin her name pon...i tell myself...
wahh....name cam sedap jer...muke pon mesti la lawaa..
aku pon dgn kegembiraan
terloncat2 terpancut2..(pancut ape tu?)
ijat pon msg tat miss Z numbr...n one thing tat reli
makes me more interested in her was....
.............she asked me..how do i look like.....
so dlm otak aku pn pikir..kalau dier da tanye nk
tau aku nye looks mcm mane..mesti standard dier tinggi.
lau standard dier tinggi..mesti dier lawa!
wahooo!! n soo...i told her....then it was my turn to ask her,
n she replied...

kulit i KUNING LANGSAT,i pendek KIYUT2..
rambot i PANJANG....

wahh~mengalir air liur, air mani,
air gatal aku mendengarnye..kiyut kiyut lak tu dier kate..
suke gile aku dgn kiyut2...n so it began...

we started contactin each other thru fone..

1 week pass....

2 weeks pass......

eh...jumpe la...i ask miss Z...
first she gave all sort of reasons...
itulaa ni laa kucing dier branak laa goldfish dier
lari ruma laaa.....so aku pon pakse tekan maha tekan..
den she agreed...okae good...but then she sae...
"i tk lawa tau,seriously"
so aku pikir2 balik pon..mungkin sebab dier avoid2
meetin pasal dier btol2 tk lawa tk? tapi tkpe..
there's a sayin,seeing is believin...
so den she will be meetin me e next dae,bringin along
her friend...n me...well......zul laa terpakse ikot aku..
n yea...e next dae....

k i waited at e mrt station...she msg me tat she
will be wearin red,n her friend will be wearin black..
waah...aku ngan zul pon da excited laa...
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!
there's 2 gerl standin rite at e other end!!!
satu baju mera! satu baju hitam!!!
yg best nye ape tau kawan2!!!!
SERIOUSLY LAWA SEYYYYYY!!!! tk sangka akU!!!!!
kuning langsat...rambot panjang...pendek kiyut2 lak tu
yg berbaju meraaaaaa~

i was reli2 happy...mcm wahhhhh........yg mera tu
miss Z..cantik la sey....tapi memandangkan kite
blom jumpe kan..tkkn nk approach gitu jer..
so i call her fone....

keliling keliling...click!

helo~ miss Z...
(erk~ pelik..kenape pompan tu tk angkat)

u jap2 i nk kat sampai....

n so...aku mcm tercegat kat situ..pikiran..
kalau tu bkn dier...abeh mane dier....
den dekat escalator....baru nk kua fare gate...
tercegat la dua susuk tubuh yg tk berupa tubuh...
sssssatu baju mera...satu..........baju hitam....

dan drg.......tk lawa langsong.................
kulit..coklat TAIK!muke TK KIYUT!
hitam legam!

my heart stop for a while..
k breathe in,breathe out.....
nvm..cud be another mistake mcm tadi..mane tau..

then e one in red call sumone...
n now....my heart reli stop..cozzz....
my fone is vibratin like it neve vibrates b4 in my pocket.
mcm sengaje vibrate kuat2 nk kasi aku rase yg ade
org tgh kol aku...so aku angkat...

n

da sah...itu dierrrr........
oh tuhan ku...kenape la dier muke cam gremlin..
bukan aku nk mengutuk ciptaan mu..tetapi.....
kenape dier describe lain..tapi kua lain..
nk tknk....terpakse la aku layan dier jugak...
tu laa hukuman dunia kalau gatal n miang sgt.....

k i'll juz finish it off here...
don wori...there will be another story bout
my blind date...tat will be in my next post..
so stay tune...same time same channel same face..
same place same same name trima kasih n same same..

to be continued.....

now for my tag reply!

iraspydey: erks, i saw taufiq,fir,zul bar..& ouhmigawd is dat chucky ?

-snake:eh..u knw them jugak? chucky tkde kat dlm lerr ira..

EFF: jatttt,sabaaa k! one day will find the right one sooon. slow & steady la jatt! mesti dpt punyeee k! da jat,jgn sedih2! senyum2 gile2 selalu! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ((:

-snake:one dae tu...by e time eff da ade anak da ade cucu seyy...lambat...

nina: pijak lor

-snake:pasal awk kiyut kan..tk jadi la pijak..

Atika: Ijaaaaaaaaaaaattt! Don't be tooo desperate lah. Enjoy while you are still young tau! But then again kan, being attached pun best jgk. Search Ijat, search! Jgn cerewet pulak tau bila memilih.

-snake: mane satu ni atikos?? carik ke tk carik??

aini: njoy ur single life while u can! date as many girls as u like. hohoho! insyaallah ull find e right one one day!

aini: so much so, its not at all easy to find the right one huh. wadever it is, enjoy life! hehhh

-snake: yeaaaa....enjoy life...da puas sey enjoy..jelak of enjoyment..
asal?aini nk carik kan calon ke?

Mariana: bloggermates perempuan ramaiiiiiii skali .. tkkan satu pun tkde berkenan kan jat? dorang semue tu pun lawa2 whattt..

-snake: mmg la lawa2...tapi byk da ade matair...tkkn nk kacau bini org kan..
tapi blogmate yg single mingle tu malu laaa..heeeheee..(lari sambil menutup
kemaluan)

acah: bersabarlah kamu sbelum kamu disabarkan. HAHH, the right one will come la jatt !! takmau sad2 ok. acah nk entry giler2 tanak sedih2 !! dengar takk ?? k besttt.

-snake: wah..da mcm khutbah jumaat dier nye first phrase...

rollingsittles: halu halu my fav blogger! haha. ok nak carik girls yg mcm mane? meh sasha carikkan.

-snake: nak yg kiyut2!!!

Orange: Ijat is farneee, have I told you that yet? No worries about finding a ...

Orange: ...girlfriend la. One special someone will come soon okay! Besides, you hv ya bike whatttt. LOL.

-snake: my bike is my one n onli...

anonymous: omg. you're soo funny. i love reading them! (:

-snake: omg...tankiyuuuu...plz come again n again n againnn!

Fuzy: heloooo darls!! long time no tagg u!!!!! helooooooo!

-snake:fuz!!!!!!!! carik kan ijat calon!!

Eika: ijat... minachi sbelah rumah eika jambu kedemaks to buah lemon. amcm? nk trade nombor tk? wakakakaka

-snake: tapi eika..minachi tu lesbian la..dier pena told me tat she alwaes ngendap eika
mandi tau!

iyliee: IJAT IYLIEE SINI!!! MISS ME??!!! ijat ijat, ur still super cute! hahahha and ur girl will come soon okeh! if not i find for u...HAHAHAHAHHA

-snake:water iyliee!!! wa xiang ni!! iyliee nk carik kan calon?dpt kn yg
kiyut2 eh mcm iyliee gitu? bole?

.:sasha:.: ey,u stil got a long way to go...dun b in a rush to grow up. take ur time aites?

-snake: i nt rushin..but then..im juz lonely.....(voices: aAAaaaawwwwwww)

ayU: IJAT! Don betray ur bike by having a gf.. HOHOHO.

-snake: ayuuuuuu!my bike will leave me one dae!

ayeesha: ijat. tagged here before. can add me in msn? coz i read ur post u want to let go rxz. im interested, details pls! thanks!

-snake: da lambat...da ade org beli.....

**AzSyaR**: SSSsssSSSnake.. rememba us? we are naufal`s & bid`s frens.. link us up k? =]

-snake: eh...mane ley tk ingat kaan.....

rini: ijat....rini da update tau!!! rajin2 singgah k...

-snake: woookey..finally

Abidah: jat! tat tyme ape cite?? tk update bibid pape ponn.. heheh.. btw u n naufal cannot bertemu ah,MAMPOS AKU NNT!!! GGRR!!!

-snake: wakaka..klaa..tknk kacau bibid k..lain kali ijat n naufal kacau naufal
nye scandal pulak...opppss opppsss....terlepas ckp....

ifah: ijat nak girlfriend eh? pat lucky plaza ramai menunggu ijat tau! teeheee! kidding!!

-snake: errk...tu boyfriend ke gerlfriend?

....: hello there =)

-snake: hello back mr/mrs........ (fill in e blank)

Sarah: Ijat ke tu itu hari kat tampines interchange? haha.

-snake:time tu ijat tgh keje sey...den tgh isap rokok jap...skali
igt ijat nmpk ashawara rai...tapi tgk lagi skali mcm sara..conpius sey

c-zar: amcm snake aka ijat?? hahakz...ni a la rmbr? the one that came ur hse with bid and naufal? heard u like my remix...will do a special write up on DnB remixes just 4 you...;) make sure ko beli eh...

c-zar: lol typo error...ni aku la azhar....add me up on skype or msn u love music then maybe 1 of this days we can club together and i let u know some of my dj crews...aite

snake: ok go! kite club same2 satu ari!!!

blog-surfer: haha.seme nak tlng carik kn ijat girl.tapi tkde yg nakk volunteer.=D ehh where got "pelan2 lama2 jdi bukit" seh? maner satu nak? pelan2 kayuh ker sikit2 lamer2 jdi bukit.

-snake: mcm mane nk pelan2 kayuh? ijat skrg naik moto..da tk naik basikal sey..

tango yankee victor mike..snake out..
so tis is good bye then....

2007-10-29T10:43:00.000+08:00

------------e bachin-ler------------------

heyo ebribodi of e dobi...
im obi wan kenobi..s/o abu wan kanina...
k rite......

lets see here...
its been almost a month now im on m.c. due to e
accident...n i cnt wait to get back to werk...
patrolin..catchin bad guys..shootin n killin e bad guys..
arghhh...reli im bored stiff at home...

normally i juz rot at home..let e maggot slowly
eat me up...but then at nite i will go out ...slack ard..
pastu pagi balik tido..seriously im gettin bored..

but then..i knw raya season..still i don go out
much..coz da jarang dpt duit raye seyy....
hais~

niwae..
been thinkin.. i knw tis is kinda random..
but....its been how many eh...
1..2..3.....5.....7.....4....6.......issh...8 mnths sey!!!
its been 8 months im single!!!
wa bey tahan lama gak..klaa.....
i donno y till now i still haven got myself a women..
nak kate aku ni hensem...langsong tidak...*cough* kiyut ade ar..
but then.........ntah eh...

my fren alwaes sae...

-a fren: tkyalaa nak carik2 matair...
juz go wif e flow...nanti satu ari drg dtg jugak..

ah tu la yg klaka nye,satu ari tu bile...
tapi kalau nk carik pon lengit jugak...
yea true been dating wif a couple of girls..
n seriously..all of them are very beautiful in their own waes.
ade yg panjang,ade yg pendek,ade yg PUTIH,ade yg tan sikit..
tapi tkde yg gelap nk mampos..ape yg aku menyeyeh ni..
but still at tat time...i feel...mcm mane eh org melayu ckp...
teragu ragu nk into relationship...
maybe...im tired to start all over...
or maybe e time isnt rite........
or maybe im scared...
or maybe im juz plain fussy...

ntah eh...sumtime wen i go out wif my frens..
bile tgk drg in couples..jalan pimpin tangan..gaduh bercakar sume..
ade jugak terase eeeeeeeeeeeiiiii...bestnye ade matair..
kdg2 bile tau yg drg sume da cam 2 tahun 3 tahun into
relationship...ade jugak terpikir....
issh...asal drg sume ble lame gitu mcm...
aku tk pena lepas setahun pon...nk kate i cheated in
relationship..sumpah tk pernah..nk kate aku
penting kan kawan dari matair...sumpah tk pena..
i rather spend time wif my gerl...
taaaaaaaapii~
kenapeeee laa tkley makeit sampai setahun..adoi....

seriously...wen i see my fren sume ade baby,ade anak
da besa da sebaye ngan aku..kdg2 mcm terpikir...
ape rase nye jadi seorang bpk...

-org menyampok: Nk kene salin lampin!kasi makan!
kasi susu tetek! cebok anak!

*BANG*

~~silent~~

pantang tul aku org menyampok...
dgr2 bapak ley kua susu tetek....
yea seriously..i reli wan tat feel to carry my own
son or daughter..mesti best sey...but nt now laa..
tkkn nk kawin shotgun...one thing..
im nt yet financially stable...i don hav a stable job..
i don wan such thing as married young n divorce young..
pathetic...
if i were to hav a wife,i wanna make sure she hav
an easy life,but im nt promisin a very big house,big car wif
lots of money..all i wan is for my future wife to hav a
very comfy home..hav enuf to eat...enuf to shit..enuf to pee..
bileeee la gaknye eh...

den we will have children sume...
fuh..den our children will hav children..
den our children's children will hav children..
den our children's children's children will hav children..
fuh~by e time im dead...zaman kreta sume da bole terbang sey..
i wanna grow old wif my wife...
waa best kan...

tapi tu sume pikir jauh...
yg skrg ni.aku maseh seorang bachelor..
da bachin-ler...
ntah laa...i feel like im redi to get into another
relationship..tapi...

-my fren: tkyalaa nak carik2 matair...
juz go wif e flow...nanti satu ari drg dtg jugak..

asal laa muke krg burok2 belake..well...
tkley mcm gitu gak...pasal lau btol2 aku bwat gitu..
sampai ke tua pon tkde binik....
tkkn nk bwat bini ngan inflatable sex toy...
sooooOOoo....i think its about time for me to search
for my bride..n make sure kali ni dpt yg btol..
but it takes time la...tkpe bak kate pepatah melayu..
pelan2 lame2 jadi bukit...
biar la aku tamat kan post aku yg random ni
dgn beberape rangkap panton turun temuron...

buah rambutan di luar pagar,
amek gala tolong jolokan,
bile lagi nk dpat pacar,
tkkn sampai cristmass kan.

due tige kucing berlari,
mane nk same si kucing belang,
due tige bole ku cari,
carik la kau sampai ke petang,

pak abu pegi ke melake,
gi melake naik kapal,
ijat disini single belake,
sape yg sudi mey kenal2.

pek pek pek pek
bla bla bla bla
dari pade aku mrepek
puas hati post gamba

k i've posted a few pics
frm my raye outings...take a look ard..
n yesterdae..titivok n e gang came over to my house..
tapi igt nk ikot drg skali gi jalan raye..
tetapi kaaan....tetapi..............
ahhhhhh..nvm..
feel free to comment on my pics(ni bkn frenster la)

k...kenape kepale aku hilang

k tis is yayam..dier adek zul mystroe..
he owns a yellow mazda mx5..
tu kat blakang tu...mane tidak..kecik2 da jadi
agent kreta.

browsin thru catalouge...da besa dier
da plan nk bukak company sendiri..jual,beli dan sewa.
MYCC...Muhammad Yayams Car Centre
so sesiape yg intersted..sile hubungi yayams..

aku pon terpedaye....

guess wat were doin??

yess...fightin over one worm

zul tgh pelik...kenape bdk bername bar tu..
tkde muke...

feelin gamba tunang la kononnye

now onto my tag replies

Fuzy: wei.slamat hari rayaa! duit rya

Fuzy: wei.slamat hari rayaa! duit rya?? anyway,hws ur celebration goin on? dpt duit atau terkluar??haahaa.eh! ur blog,some pictures tkde.its a blank pic.go see urself la.haahaa! TKE CRE IJAT!!

-snake:fuz!!!!!!!!!!!! mane ade tkde? coz ijat nye gamba ade pulak..
hais...back to e old drawin board...

wawakiss: haha! fahmi tak cacat. motor dia je cacat rabak. planning nak let go pon. kalau ade rezeki, amik motor baru. huhu!

-snake:bagus laaa...tanye dier nk rxz atau x1 tk?jat nga nk jual..

kechik: its nothing laa..kept reminding of my ex laa..nama dier pon ijad...tpi dier end wif D..urs is T kn ?? hmm....

-snake:wahai kecik senonet..jgnla dikau bersedih..tk kiyut la...

nanivee: ehehee. ijat, nani ade lagie satu sound effect untok otromen ijat tuu. nak dgr? kk... *aink* kekeke. anw, ijat mane bleh kasi 50...........sen. first timers kene kasi 100 DOLLAR tau. HAHA!

-snake:naniiii...kenape bunyik dier aink sey...otomen ijat bunyik dier mcm gini...Oink!

EFF: ade2 jeee tauu otomen ijat niee! HAHAHAHA! org sume tgh skola2 tym die nk g escape la pulakk! HAHAHA!

-snake:tak tau sey efa...da random aleh2 jer..ni semua tkley sala kan sesape..ni sume perasaan manusia..

Nina: eh bodo. really miss going out with u lah sei. okok just a random thought ye. && ultraman yg budak kecik tu muke lain jee dari kau pey muke. dlu putih skrg gelap ehk ijat. hehehuhu.! peace.

-snake:kene bodo sey...pijak bdk ni ade kang penyet...

raleah: u have a very interesting blog.:) tcs. hees.

-snake:tankiyu raleah cumback again.....n setail ar ur name...

acah: WUAKAAKKAAAKAKKAKAAKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAAAAKAKAAKKAKKAKAAKKA !!!!!!!! k dah, byeeee otomen !! abuuuuuugeeennn !

-snake:eh wah..suke2 abugen2 anak org eh....campak katak baru tau..

kechik: eh ijat....msn add ape ?? add laa ! kechik nye email ade pt blog kechik. k sayonara.

kechik: ijat..sori byk2...relink me skali. thankx.

-snake:okae settle..

sue(:: IJAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! ok kite nka tido. night!

-snake:OOOOOOOOOK!!!jangan lupe nk baso kaki baso muke sume sbelom tido!

nurul: ijaaaat, ingatkan bedek sey ijat gi escape theme park.grrr, nurul nak gi seyyyy.... nvm, next blog outing. nak nurul tolong plankan takkk?

-snake:tapi tk jadi lerr...sebab ade plan lain

wawakiss: wakakaka! kecoh ah otomen ijat. LOL. anyway, much apologies tau, wa cant make it for blogger raya outing. have fun okay u people! <333

-snake:its okae wawacium....

Nisa: Ijat! i cnt go jln ayer! did u receive my msg ke tk?..u uh! ehk btw 1 of pics cn spot ur pimples hahaha~

Nisa: Yes nurul! plan2plan! the nxt outing im off 3 days nxt week mon,sat&sun..

-snake:by e time jat da start keje alek sey nisaaa...bey caaaaa neeeee

aku naak mataiir laaaaaaaaa!!!!!
so tis is good bye then...

2007-10-21T18:44:00.000+08:00

-----------------otomen ijat---------------------

-johnny:wei..kwn2.bende tu maseh kat situ laaa..
ape kite nk bwat ni?mcm mane kite nk jalan ni?
aku tkley balik lambat,mak aku mara..
-ijat:sabar kwn2...lebih baik kite berteduh kat sini dulu.
bahaya tahap kritikal ni..dier maseh kat situ...

-raksasa:aaAAAAaaAAa...chom!
-johnny:tgk la tu...walaupon dier mcm mainan..
tapi aku tetap takot!
-joe:aku dgr raksasa ni slalu menganas tapi lepas jam
12 dier balik relak,pasal nk dgr dj ria cite hantu.
lepas abes dgr....dier tros ganggu
rakyat jelate..cey waa speakin la pulak aku...
-johnny:alaaa..abey mcm mane skrg..kalau kite
stay sini sampai 12mlm...train da tkde.mcm mane nk balik!
-henry:tapi kalau kite kua..mati la kite kene
makan dek raksasa tu..

aku pun berdiam kaku disitu....bukan pasal otak buntu
mcm mane nk balik.tapi sebab aku melayu.apamacam
kawan2 aku sume name english ni? k tkpe..yg penting
skrg aku mesti pastikan mereka sume selamat...
selamat pegi selamat pulang dan selamat hari raya maaf
zahir dan batin...tapi bagaimana pon ade sedik....

-joe:IJAT!!!

alaaaaa...ade jer org menyampok bile aku tgh bwal dlm hati!

-ijat:ape??ade ape??
-joe:tgk tu!!!!!

-ben:raksasa da menganas!!dier da nk hapus kan
satu singapura...abes laa negeri kite penyet ni mcm...
-ijat:ish...kwn2..aku mintak diri dulu laa..aku nk gi
blakang kencing jap ar..

arghh...ini tk bole jadi...aku harus bertindak...
dgn tidak membuang mase..aku pon beredar dari situ..
kwn2 ku langsong tdk menghiraukan aku...
so aku pergi ke blakang semak...

dan.........

ya,hanya aku saja la yg dpt menyelamat kan bumi..

name ku ijat...

usia ku 20...tahun rabbit..apakah itu rabbit?
rabbit itu adala sejenis binatang putih berbulu2..
dan suke makan lobak..apa itu lobak?lobak itu
carrot..aku dilahirkn di singapura..aku ada dua mata
dua idong dan dua kepala..kepala atas dn kepala tut..
zahirnya seperti manusia biasa namun ada misteri
disebaliknya...

dari dulu...aku slalu tertanya2...apakah aku ini manusia biasa?

yg suka makan dan minom...

kadang kala aku terpikir juga..
mungkin ada hikmah disebalik nya..
so aku pon tgk cite hikmah kat tv...tkde pon..
sakit ati tgk cite tu ade ar....

dunia ku terbalik...hidup ini umpama skotak choklat
k mmg tkde kene mengene....
tapi........arghhh da laa byk membebel....
sebenarnya aku laaaa...

otroman ijat!(echo)

hero yg bole tahan stakat 3 min je kat bumi..lepas tu
lembik..maggi pon kurang lebih dari 3 min aru masak
btol...tapi utk menjadi ape yg aku jadi skrg ni..bkn senang..
malahan byk rintangan dan obstacle course..

hidop sebagai otromen ni tk pernah lurus...
penuh dgn twist n turn...skejap belok kanan.skjap kiri..
lapas tu u-turn..lepas tu masok filter lane..lpas tu
masok p.i.e. pastu masok a.y.e. pastu e.c.p..
jadi hidup aku bkn la semudah yg krg sangke kan..

mula nye kaum aku darat ke bumi..
tahun 1960 an...waktu tu ofcoz aku blom lagi
dilahirkan..

tapi itula zaman kegemilangan atok ku..
otroman atok!!!

-otroman atok:weii amcam kawan?malam ni kite gi minom?
-raksasa:gua sembarang brader..lu blanje?

waktu tu atok ku la otroman pertame yg jejak ke
bumi...dier dikirekan legend ar gitu..pelbagai raksasa
dier fight...dier la inspirasi ku..
kalau tk kerane jase dier dahulu...bumi tidak laa
seperti bumi skrg..

KEDEGUK!!!
-rakasasa 60an: adoiiii!

aku igt lagi pesanan atok ku...
waktu tu kite baru abes tgk cite spiderman..
atok aku pusing kat aku..pegang bahu ku..dan berkate..
"ijat..wif great power comes great resposiblity n im hungry"
waktu itu aku tidak paham sepatah haram pon ape yg dier ckp.
kerane waktu itu aku blom blaja bahase english agi..
tapi dari nada nye..aku tahu itu lah kate2 perangsang
ikhlas dari atok ku...

dari kecil aku dilatih..
dengan cara otromen yg sejati..

bkn seperti superhero yg lain,pakai slua dalam kat
lua..kami kaum otroman lebih sopan...tutop segale
aurat..tapi dgn tubuh yg besar seperti kami ini...
bkn senang hendak jalan dan fight raksasa smbil
elak org2 kecik...tiap kali aku fight...mesti ade yg terpijak..
mcm minggu lepas,aku terpijak apek kedai pajak gadai,ah kiat..
bey kelmarin..aku terpijak cikgu matematiks aku,mr siva...
ni nari terpijak sape lak....

tkpe...yg penting aku mesti selamat kan dunia skrg..
hmm~mane raksasa laknat tadi...
dier maseh berhutang darah dgn aku...

-ijat:woii!! raksasa! kenape kau asek serang singapura..
cis berdebah...lau kau berani serang la planet lain..
mercury ke,pluto ke,matahari ke...

-raksasa:kau jgn action kuat la...kalau kau kuat..
jawab panton aku dulu..
kajang pak malau kajang berlipat..
kajang hamba mengkuang layu...
datang hamba dtg merempat...
klau nk fight beri salam dulu...

-ijat:cis..nk setep nordin ahmad la pulak..
baik aku jwb...
tuai padi antara masa..
esok jgn rayu rayuan..
fight kau buang masa..
aku nk balik pakai minyak bijan..

-raksasa:jgn byk bunyik la otomen..
kite fight je laaa!!!panton pon lari!!
yeaarghhh!!!

-ijat:arghh....jgn rapat sgt! mulot kau bau taya!

-raksasa:jgn mcm paham la otomen!daripada kau
tkde mulot langsong! arghh!!!

aku pon cube angkat raksasa yg seberat 100 buah
lori pasir tu....tapi gagal...

-raksasa:rasekan...power aku yg paling kuat
skali!! yeaaaaaaaargh!!!

-ijat:wahaahaa...ini kau panggil power terkuat kau..
karen mcm gini aku buat lampu sulo pon tak
bole nyala.....

-ijat:stand by....ini baru aku panggil power
terkuat!!!! shiiiiiiiiok!!!!!!!!!!!

shiiiiyooooOOOo!!! tebaboooOOOO!!!!!
(bunyik sound effect)

fssssssssSSSSssss....

ya benar...power aku tu tidak perna kala...
tkde satu raksasa pon yg dpt hidup selepas
terkena power ku....turun temurun

dah pelbagai raksasa aku fight bey aku tewas kan..

dari zaman remaja aku..

fight dgn raksasa yg terbrutal

sampai sekarang...tk pernah aku ditewas..
walau mane nye besa pon raksasa tersebut..
err.....tuhan agi besa....
tu pasal adek2...percaye pada tuhan...

kedegangggg!!!!!!

erk?? ape ni??

-raksasa:arrrggghhhhhhHHH!!!!
saakit woooOOOo....
-ijat:huh?! kau maseh ley bangon..
bak kate pepatah org putih...wtf!
-raksasa:bak kate pepata org putih jugak..
don underestimate me....
-ijat:oyeah.. bak kate pepatah org putih..
prepare to die!waachiiiiIIIiii!!!!
-raksasa: bak pepatah kate org putih!
ok!

drg pon fight....
dash...kedish kedush....
kelepek...kelepok...
kelepang keleping
fekdish....fekdush....

begitu sengit perlawanan drg...
dier jato dier bangun tergolek sume...

otromen ngan rakasasa fight berhari2..

(bersambong kepade sound effect tadi)

tebabooo...
kedebish....piang piang.....
piaaau...piaaauuuu..
eeeeiiiiyuuuuu.....tebabooo..
ahh~ahhHHH~ oh god~oh god~ ahhHhh~
yesss!! oh yesss!! aahhhHHH!!
(seriously...aku da run out of ideas nk
buat sound effect ape lagi)

-ijat:uh uh...bile kau nk abes....
-raksasa:seriously otromen...klau kite fight
pon tkkn abes....ape gune kite fight...btol tak...
-ijat:btol gak...org sume sebok jalan raye...
kitrg kat sini fight2...penat kan diri...
ape maksod ni sume..hari raya hari menyambot
kemenangan...bukan peperangan....
-raksasa:otromen!ape kau ckp tu benar gak..
baik...aku rase tkde care lain...ada satu je care...
...................jadi..............

(aleh aleh blakang background ade takbir)

-raksasa:biarlah aku amek kesempatan ini utk mintak
maaf kat kau...selamat hari raya otromen..harap salah
silap aku musnahkn bumi,pecahkn uma org,terpijak
makcik pakcik kau sume,kau maafkan.....halal kan
makan minom aku semase aku dibumi ni ye,kalau
ade aku termakan manusia2,kawan kau ke...harap
kau halalkan ye otromen....
-ijat:raksasa..aku pon begitu jugak...kite usah laa
bergasak di hari yg mulia ini..aku pon mintak maaf..
kalau2 tersilap fire power aku..kalau2 aku da byk buno
keluarga raksasa kau sume...harap kau pon ampon kan aku
ye raksasa....

(k part ni krg conferm rase cam nk nangis kan? kan kan!?
understand laa...cite ni touchin....)

-raksasa:tkpe otromen...(nangis teresak esak) yg da pegi tu
usah di kenang....kite yg hidup ni mesti la bak kate org putih
carry on wif life
-ijat: aku (tgh tahan nangis) mtk maaf raksasa...
-raksasa: otromen...kite ni hari raya mesti la bermaaf maafan
antara satu same lain..segala sala kau buno mk bpk aku sume
bkn nye aku simpan dlm hati..aku harap kau
pon bwat begitu jugak...baik laa otromen..aku nk mintak diri...
-ijat:ni kau da diri ni...tgh diri skrg...
-raksasa:aku nk jalan dulu...anak aku kat uma tu tkde org jage..
kau senang2 dtg uma la ye....
-ijat: insyallah..mungkin minggu depan laa...assalamualaikom..
-raksasa:walaikumsalam..

demikian...otromen pon terbang ke angkasa
dan disitu la bermula nya kisah seorang/seekor/
aku pon tk tau ape bende nk categorize kan hero baru kita..
otromen ijat!!! penyelamat dunia dan akhirat! amen..

shiiiIIIoooOOook!!!!

remember kids ...otomen ijat does exist if u (make) believe
it in ur heart....amen.........
dan ijat disini ingin mengucapkan selamat hari raye..
kalau ade tersilap ke gurau kasar ke semase ijat
blog...harap u ppl ley maafkan k...pasal..
seriously lau u all tk maafkn nanti jat masok neraka..
ijaaat tknk masOOOOK nerake!!!!

-setan: cough* cough*

n I DON CARE!I WANNA GO ESCAPE THEME
PARK TIS TUESDAE OR WEDNESDAE! SAPE NK IKOT!!
NK IKOT CAKAP!!!! I RELI GOIN TK BEDEK!!
KWN2 SAPE2 INTERESTED INFORM ME THRU MSN
OR MSG MY N HP!!! CEPAT!!!!! (tkya pekik la ijat)
so now onto my tag replies to my lovely taggers!

nina: eww the skin ripped off. sorry lah but i just cnot tahan by just seeing it. but i surely hope u're doing fine. n thx for ur pix wif ayu. so kiut i will keep it until im old. =)) SLAMAT HARI RAYE!

-snake: blom tgk my kaki agi....n kepale kite pon tercabot sume...nasib i din post it..(da over la pulak) jgn lak gamba tu u go paste kat mane2....malu laa kite! n slamt hari raye to u too!

EFF: adoiiii! skin ijat! isshkkk. terok2! hehehe. post jat yg latest nie,batal pose lau bace! HAHAHA. & sape skrg nk pkai gloves tu sume bile naek moto?! HAAHAHAHA! tk cree jatt! tmr mlm rayeeee! ((:

-snake:tkpe efa...klau terbace tk dosa...klau terbace 2 kali baru dose!

Mariana: erkkk. your skin! anw, it was a funny posttttt. hahahaha

-snake:tankiyu yana..i tot u were sayin my skin was a funny post...ni la klau org tk bace btol2..

Eika: kesian ijot ku yg sorang ni... bandage all over tapi masih ade hati nk main bunga api ngan eika. klau cam gitu, kita umpe den eika pn sehati sejiwa ngan ijat lah k bandage my kepala.. amcm? mlm ni pat

Eika: bwh pokok durian mcm biasa k???
-snake:pokok durian tu lagi? last year mlm raye ade budak mati kat bawa pokok tu pasal durian D24 jato kene kepala dier..rabak sey..berkecai perot dgn kaki dier(tkde kene mengene langsong perot ngan kaki bile durian jato kat kepale)

Nisa: Ehk siak uh cket org abes sak tu outing..keco2...EHK! BILE NXT OUTING?!!! amcm jln rayer kepe??!!! hahaha~

Nisa: Oh yah Ijat tu la..suke,suke naek motor..amek lesen krter tknk nk naek moto jgk Mak dh ckp dgil2 jgk...kn tgk,tgk ape dh jadik skrg..haha

-snake: tapi moto best..bole corner2..bole rase angin..kalau pompan tompang bole main brek brek.......yg part brek2 tu la paling best..

EFF: JATTT!!! SOK RAYEEEE!!! (((:

-snake:ye ke!!! bukan christmass??!

'SHACUTE™: Batal Puasa Aku! HAHA. Nanti Hari Raya Gwe Datang Visit Kamu, Okeys? HAHA! Tapi, Bestkan. Tunggu Orang Datang Visit Je. Then, Duit Pun Blei Masok Sebab Belas Kasihan. KAN3? Nyahah! Jom Main Bunga Apii

'SHACUTE™: And, Tak Favourlah Tengok Tangan Tu. Blei Imagine Kene Scrapppp. DANGG! =.="

-snake:dtg! jgn tk dtg!! alaah...raye pon jat ley kua jalan cam org lain gak..cuuuuuuume....jalan cam zombie la gitu..terpencong pencong...sob sob

Atika: Ijat! Kena balut-balut pun nak pose pose ke? Buat kenangan eh? Hahahahahhaha.

-snake:tkpe laa...dulu time sunat pon jat bole post..wahaha...

acah: eeeyeeerr !! ciaannn abg ijat kiterrr. hahhh ! camat ari raye maap zahir batin ehhhh !! mintak maap ngn parents takmu nangis eyy ! wuahaahhaaa

-snake:kroak...soriiiiii jat tk pena nangis eh time salam! hehe..nk simpan record tu sampai ke mati...

fina: sakit2 pun tetap boleh write entry gitu. two thumbs up ! =) jaga diri baik2 tau.

-snake:bole ape tk bole...yg sakit kaki dan tangan dan badan..tetapi bkn minda..ceybaa...ok tankiyu finasaur..samat ari raye!

Abidah: haiz.ijat. dimana ade taik disitu ade lalat ah.. phm tk? btw pjg seh cite psl safety.. hehehehe.. td bidah pon kene tgk vidoe psl safety2. mepek! ehhehe

-snake:ceyyy video pasal safety sey...mentang2 da pass tp...tapi kan...
part lalat dgn taik tu jat tk paham...smlm jat berak,tk nmpk pon lalat

nanivee: selamat hari raye Ijat!! nmpk nye ijat raye pat rumah aje lah this yr eh?! Hahaha.

-snake:nopeeee...tk dpt la ijat raye dok uma...kite ni degil sikit...samat ari raye nani!!!

DEE: DEE, AKID & SYIREEN INGIN MENGUCAPKAN... SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

-snake:IJAT,ADNAN & ARWAH ISTERI INGIN MENGUCAPKAN BALIK...SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!!

zafirah: HAH kan! naik motor tak agak2. kan dah jadi the mummy returns. haha. selamat hari raye ijat! take care tau. (:

-snake: okae pe...mummy kiyut tau..wif all e bandages..

ifah: selamat hari raya ijat! semoga bergembira selalu di dalam bulan yg mulia ini! makan lah rendang byk2 sampai tercekik ye. heeh. im just joking. have fun!

-snake:issh...panjang nye dier nye ucapan..da mcm ucapan kat radio ria sey..samat ari raye 2 ifah!! halal makan minom ijat walaupon jat tk pena makan ngan minom dgn ifah!

EFF: JATTT! CMT HARI RAYEEE! UPDATE LERR! (:

snake: alaaa....raya kan bloggers holidae......err...tak eh?

acah: abuuuuggeeennnnn !! piang piang !!

-snake:bdk ni..campak katak baru tau...

EFF: tkdee holidayy! UPDATEEEEEE!! HAHAHAHA!

-snake: okaaaaaae!

ayu: ijat.. on 3rd nov pegi kak wit nye open hse tk? i oredi infor ian, eein and e rest..

-snake:me nt sure...me werkin...muz werk...me nid werk..

Lynn: OMFG! IJAT. you're like a zombie, bandaged all over. ive seen far more worst bruises during my attchment period, thank goodness you're okay.. get well soon yeah?

-snake:ishh...zombie lagi mulia..lyn tau kan dressin ni sume..betape seksanye everytime nk tuka dressin..arghhh........

musim lagi ke posin gini mcm?
so tis is good bye then.......

2007-10-11T04:05:00.001+08:00

----------biar lambat asal selamat ari raya----------------

heyya...
tankiyu everybodi for ur care n concern..
ijat terharu..

well,i juz return from 7eleven juz nw to get myself
a box of ciggarette...im a regular there...
then as i enter e shop...e auntie was like...

ting tung!

-auntie:wat happen to u?accident ah?
-me:yep.
-auntie:motobike isit?
-me:yep.
-auntie: u drink n ride ar??
-me:(erk..aku tau la aku slalu beli air setan kat
kedai kau...tkkn bulan ramadan pn aku minom)
no laaa auntie...i skided la...
-auntie: u ar...hari raya ard e corner..then tis thing happen.
relli tat bad ar??
-me:yea..by rite i shud stay in e hospital..coz tis one koyak
till can see my bone...
-auntie:waah...carefull ar young men...pall mall menthol ar?
-me:yep....

n sooooo~ todaes topic is about rd safety...
how to avoid accident n how to get urself into an accident..

**warning! viewers discretion is advised.
may contain violent n gore**

**n errr....heavy metal...k tkde kene mengene**

i 'll show u guys a picture of my hand tat ive taken
while waitin outside e operatin theater..

kesian kan..u haven seen my forearm n leg..
all koyak.severe skin loss,1st degree burn n abrasion..
.n as u can see,my knuckle..juz yesterdae
tat i realize wen changin of bandage at e nearby poly..
i was shock as i can see clearly my bones...at e knuckle
area there...wahh...first time see wat my bone look like..
kagum skejap...but then changin of bandage is a torture..

e nurse ask me..

-nurse 1:u got money?if gt we recommend u to a better
solution.its less painful n recover quickly...$3 per packet..
-me:eerrr....how many packet do i nid?
-nurse 1:u nid 3 packet...
-me:hmmm........no nid la..pain oso pain la..save money.
-nurse 1:(muke taik)

kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaak...its juz like waxin...

kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!! adoiiii~

kraaaap!!!!!
kruuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!
kraaaaaaaaaaap!!!!

ape ni bunyi ? woi! makan kropok kat tmpt lain la!

-pelakon tambahan: soriee abg ijat(walk away)

kraaaaaaaaaak!!!! adoiiiii~

part tu laa azab dier bermula...
kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!! drg tarik bandages sume
wadoiiiii......

-nurse 1:terok nah sampai gini skali(nurse mama tapi bwal melayu)
-nurse 2:tu laa..best kan accident...

kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

-me:best jugak...skali skale...(kraaaaaak!) errkk!!!

-nurse 2:ni byk sgt...3 packet pon tak cukop kalau beli
-me:(ah baru krg tau...nasib tk beli)

den time tu cuci....
arghh!!! ngilu nk mampos!!!
drg gosok maha gosok...bole imagine drg
tgh bwat keje tu sambil bukak radio main lagu spider,aladin.
gosssok jgn tk gosok!gosok jgn tk gosok!
arggghhhhh......

wah....so my azab da habis pon...
but then...e next dae kan..wapiang....
pedih2 sey....wen i goosebump or sneeze..
e affected area ade mcm electric shock 70 kilometer sejam..
maybe its bcoz of e nerves damage or sumthin la ...
n wen i sit...i hav trouble gettin up...
mcm jubo berat 300 kilo...n i hav trouble walkin too...

adoi...ni jap lagi jer nk kene pegi lagi satu appointment...
sekse kubo lagi la nmpknye....

tu pasal kwn2...dgr sini...
tunggang dgn cermat,ingatla org yg tersayang..

wah,menungang nmpk,menungang nmpk,
menungang nmpk!!!

yah! yah!tgh tunggang ni,uwwwekk!

well accident happens every wer...

in e air..

e land...

n e sea....(erk ni mcm cruise yg sikit ari aku naik jer)

so we cant avoid accident...BUTT
then we cud prevent accident from happenin...
but how?

k how does rd accident happen?

wat u about to see is another car crash..
2 car,goin 150 km/hr crash head on...
plz...viewer's discretion is advised...

damn......brutal sey...

drink drivin....our government take e matter seriously...
tats y they set up road blocks...ard e town area...
near clubs n bar.....

but yet sum ppl juz neve listen,like tis guy below

ni kalau tp nmpk...mampos kau...
drink drivin shattered lives...
n like they alwaes sae...if u drink,go public..

another mistake is failure to observe
signboard,traffic light..n road hazard...eg.

caution!cow suicide area.slow down

k..sign board kat bawa ni ade sikit kurang ajar..

puki mak kau balik la sign board!
(pssst..sesape yg tgh posa...jgn bace ni dlm hati)

another thing is tat...ppl love to speed..

e adrenaline rush...e sensation ...

speedin is very dangerous ofcoz..(duh')
but yet ppl still do it for e trill...
hav u ever seen F1 racing?how those 2
shumachers race....navigatin e turn very smoothly
at a very high speed....n they seldom crash...
bcoz...F1 cars are design for high speed...
n at tat kinda speed...a slight mistake will lead to death!

now wat im about to show u will be very disturbin..

at high speed..
wat happens wen F1 crash n turnover....

Oh

MY

GOAT!!

JENG JENG JENG!!!!
e F1 crash n turnover...!!!

astafirullah....rabak nye.....plz plzzzzzzzzz
stop it...i cant bare to see tis......(vomit)

tats y e law isnt givin face for those caught
speedin...coz it endangers them n also others

-baby:bang kasi chan la saye da lambat gi keje ni..
-tp:tkde2...kau da speedin tkpe,blm sunat lak tu...kalau kulit
kau tersepit kat tank moto camne?

for bikers....ridin bike on e rd is a 50/50 risk..
wat i mean by 50/50 risk?
well.......let sae ur a good rider...very skillful...
u don crash on to other vehicle or skided...
but then wat if ppl hit u?unlike car...riders
are more expose to danger...n bike don hav air bags.

srad1000 before

srad1000 after....so wat will it be...

well simple...all u nid is safety gears..
i received all tis injuries is bcoz of my heck care attitude..
wearin short sleeve,camo cargo pants n slippers,mane tk rabak.

n pillion! normally bike accident...pillion is e one gonna get
injured badly...one thing is bcoz ,they donno wat is happenin
n wen to react...wat to do..n so on...i heard many stories
of pillion died...n e rider ofcoz felt e sense of guilt...
so pillion remember...ur ratio is not 50:50.....but
70:30....e onli thing tat can save ya is...safety gear ofcoz..

don follow tis eg. below...

ni kalau accident conferm2 pantat dier koyak..
abeh ni pulak kalau krg tgk,conferm2 batal posa krg..
wahahaha gi makan da....

here's a chart of safety gears n their purposes...

so ppl....lets hav another revision...

okaeee children!!!
wat shud we hav to protect ourself from gettin injuries.

first??!

-murid: helmet!!!!

pandai pon adek2....helmet...
helmet ni memprotectkan kepale
kite supaya kita tidak jadi bodoh
akibat hentakkan apabila kita accident..
adek2 cube try.....

(drg pon try)

tu adek lagi dua tu asal tk bangon2?
okae tkpe....kite teroskan...
selepas helmet...apa lagi yg kita perlu utk
memprotectkan badan kita?

-murid:racing suit!!!!

pandai adek adek...
racing suit...suit ini direka bentukan
supaya kita tidak melecet pabila accident nanti..
sape sini pena melecet?

-bdk:cikgu saye terkencit!

saya ckp melecet,awk tk fokus eh..
pegi diri kat lua..
okae mari kite tros kan...
bagaimana kita harus memprotectkan
tgn kita supaya tidak jadi seperti tgn ijat?

-murid:safety glove cikgu!!!

okae ni yg bwat cikgu mara...sape
korek jubo pakai glove cikgu!!!!

(murid2 ketawe)

baik kita teroskan...
dan yg terakhir....bagaimana kita
hendak memprotect kaki kita supaya
tidak kodong..?

-murid:riding boot!!!

yaa..pandai....ridin boot..baik murid2..
skrg dgn sume peralatan suda pakai..
mari kita tgk...effective tk?
cikgu akan memberi demonstrasi
tgk ye murid2.....bertapa berkesannya...

AAAAAAAAAADOI!! MAK KAU SAKIT SIOT!!!

**************the end****************
(applause)

k now onto my tag reply...

.nadia.: jat! sori to hear abt the unfortunate incident. take care aitez..

-snake:apeley bwat....naseb badan nad...sob sob...

nanivee: escape theme park. mcm bising aje. hahaha. ijat tanak buat raye bloggers outing ker? just a thought.

-snake:pena pikir gitu...well...maybe were havin it...i'll keep u guys update aite..

Mariana: aiyooo.. tkcr ijat.. org dah nk raya ni . . kena bandage lak. tkcr okay

-snake:mane tau kene bandage org kesian kasi duit raye...

EFF: alamaakkk jatt! dkt2 raye niee mcm mummy plakk! heeee,tkpeeee! tuu la! nk isap rokok lagi,kan kan kan! hehehehe. tkk creee jatt! ((:

-snake:bagos pe...org lain celebrate raye,ijat celebrate holloween...

acah: tu la acah da pesan byk kali(biler mase ehh?) dun smoke and drive, ijat degil kan !!! kan tengok ape jadi !! (suare mak2) HAHAHAHAHA, tkin cre ehh jatt !!

-snake:bdk ni...campak katak,melalak jugak kang..hehe

fina: take care of urself. btw, its up to you nk link ke tak. =) few days to raya yaw !

-snake:hmmmmmmmmmmm~ link la!!

Abidah: SIAKKKKKK!!!! D/O!! SIAKKKKK!!!!!!!!

Abidah: nanti korang!! suke ehhh1!!!!!!!!

-snake:wahahah!!!minal pilengel minjal pilengel nandre

rollingskittles: ish selamat u didnt suffer any broken bones. get well soon!

-snake:kalau ade broken bones pon geret jugak tau...ley stay
uma...gaji masok.....fuhhh~

aini: oh oh! get well soon yeah! (:

-snake:yesh!!!!

.:sasha:.: get well soon ijat... =p

-snake:oaite! me try my best!

wawakiss: aiseybedah! IJAAATTT. dah brape hari nak raya ni.. kenapa tk hati2 riding? haiyoo! kan da susahkan diri ni. ish ish. next time, promise to takecare okay. get well soons bebeh!

wawakiss: aniwae, wawa biskot n mi kingkong will sure to join the next outing if tkde any hal. insya-Allah! cya soons!

-snake:k best2...kite kasi make sure tkde hal...jadi wawa n fahmi ley gi...
nk tgk wawa pekik......

nurul: ijat...haha, betol nyer dejavu sey. mi sister;s tunang pon sikit hari baru accident motor gak, tapi dia selamat, ambulance tak dtg, so no police statement... waiting for next outing aite.

-snake:bagus sey...gitu.....ijat ambulan amek..now tp suro pegi hq drg write statement
tapi jat tk pegi2....malas sey...ishh self skided 6 point plus saman 120 argh!

fiza: hello... be extra careful & get well soon ok! selamat hari raya in advance...

-snake:tankiyu fiza o' !!! n kami dari nooris ingin mengucapkn,selamat ari raye
maaf zahir dan batin!(aleh2 klua lagu raye)

Orange: GET WELL SOON! =)

-snake:yeaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!! (da kenape?tk pekik tk bole ke?)

enjoy ur raye everybodi....

tis is me in my favourite pose,bandage allover
da cam cite ong bak tak?krab cili crab!
so tis is good bye then.......

2007-10-07T19:36:00.000+08:00

----------------adoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii---------------------

helo everybody...
1st of all..i'd like to sae sori to eff..
coz i promise her tat i'll update yesterdae...
but then,i din update..haiyoo..nw i gona
explain myself...

sumpah..ini cite btol...ada kene mengene dgn
yg hidup,tapi tkde kene mengene dgn yg mati..
ataupon yg blom branak..

yestrdae.. i alredi finish copy paste pix
from nurul photobucket...den after tat i went out.fr a while/
n den continue my work after i reach home..
kedebak kedebuk masa berlalu...
den aku pon balik...
afterr sendin my fren home at sembawang..
i was ridin back home..den while ridin,i try to reach
my right pocket to search for my cigg....n at e same time,
my bike was goin downslope..n i was ridin fast n furious..
skali tibe2....my bike wobble out of control...n kat situ jugak..
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.....kelepang kelepung...
i buang my bike...n it skid about two car length,
at e same time i keep rollin my self to break my fall n
prevent further injuries like hw they did in motogp..
golek2 da cam cite hindustan gitu....

then a taxi driver came to me n call e police..
i told him i don wan ambulance....but actually i
nid it laa..coz im bloody all over.i can even see my bones
on my right feet...but if he were
to call e ambulance...traffic police will surely be involved..
den i kena saman la like tat...

a mcdonald delivery rider approach me..
n he told me to juz go after e taxi driver went alredi..
then after e taxi driver go away...i quickly pack my stuff..
skali baru nk jalan...ambulance da dtg laa..sial tol...
inside e van,e paramedic ask me question...
we laugh2..n i oso tell him tat tis is my 1st time
inside an ambulance..bla bla blaaa...

there i was carried n sent to tan tock seng..
i suffered a 1st degree burn n severe abrasion....
part drg nk cuci wound aku tu laaaa paling sedih..
e nurse scrub luke aku mcm scrub kuali mak dier yg da berkerak.
pey kuat..tahan je....den suddenly she kopek somthin frm
my leg..."eh got plastic" yea...those mineral water bottle type
of plastic stuck n melt at my wound..adoi...
i feel like requestin her to knock me out wif a hammer..
after everythin is done...wapiang....i reli look like a mummy..
e whole of right arms is bandage,n e whole right leg is bandage..
fuh~terok gini mcm,drg stakat kasi 3 hari mc jer..binawe...
adoi....nasib tk mati...n every 2 daes...i got to go poly for dressin..
change e bandage n everythin...n gd thing got pain killer.
coz if nt...my body will be in pain jerr...adoii///

but nw ok ledi laa.tanx to e painkiller..
juz tat i hav difficult time in typin..n movin ard

so ppl...here are sum of e pics..

nurul n yana anak bruce lee

e 1st couple...abidah d/o _-______(fill in e blank)

nurul n wan

teachin e young one hw to fight

tis is wawabiskot n fahmi king kong..

n so we took a family photo

n another one...

n finally tis one turns out nice..

nurul senyum...readers tgh tgk tu...

maaaalaaaAAam dingin suuuUuubuuur~

yea...onli a bunch of us cud makeit
but its okae laa....those who cudnt makeit..
i'm organisin another outing...
escape theme park...
ah kat situ krg nk pekik terlolong pon bole..
maybe after raye or sumwer durin raye...

tat i cant wait...

now onto my tag replies...

zafirah: muke zul mcm matkothai sebab dier dah tannedgilernakmampos. sumer gare2 NS. haha. ijat, remind zul he owes me a movie treat. kthanksbye.

-snake:noooo zaf...tan tk tan tetap muke dier mcm thailand..busuk sey...k jat
inform zul tat he owes u n me a movie treat....

Eika: ijatttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just got to knw about the breakfasting session today seyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... =((((((((((((((

-snake:eeeeeeeeikaaaaaaaaaa!!!! tkpeeeeeeee....

ABidah: semue mcm phm eh nk buka same2.. atlast atlastt....... n hello ijat! we had fun hehe.. *wink*

-snake:yep yep....daughter of cough*cough*

wawakiss: psst. end up, brape je tron eh outing. hah! but thanks for inviting jat! me & boyf had fun meeting u pple. cant wait for next outing!

-snake:wawabiskot mesti tron tau next outin..bwk king kong skali

nanivee: ijat! sorie lah tk dpt dtg. ade last minute class lah pat skola. ingat dh happy2 nak jumpe! skali TET!! kene cancel plak. haha.

-snake:awwwwwwwwwww~ ttkpe nani...ade lagi satu outin cumin soon..

huda: woit..ijat?! aku ler huda wrs.. hehe..bwk moto pe ko skg? haha..wei link aku aite. lawa blog..take care dude!

-snake:cey waaaa...huda sey..eh kwn2!! huda sey!! kk aku nk link kau ni..

EFF: IJAATTT!! update?! HAHAHA! ((:

-snake:eff,okae?! HAHAHA!

fina: hey. i was bloghopping. just wanna say your entries really make me laugh like some mad girl. =)

-snake:tankiyu fina...errr...asal ade link to ur blog?ni mcm nk mtk link jer.hua hua

'SHACUTE™: Saya Baca Wawakiss's Entry About The Outing. 8 Orang Je Turun? AISHOW! Pikir Ramai.com.sg Nak Turun? Tahu Shacute Pergi Seh ; Meriahkan lagi Suasana Hari Raya. HAHAH! Raya OUting, Consperm Nak Ikot! :

-snake:8 kire okae laaa....tk byk tk sikit..lau byk2 pon nanti susa la nk jalan kat geylang.

Oren: Sorry, I cldnt make it.=(

-snake:alaahai sedihnye....heh

Jamie: Hey adik bangla ku... just dropping by to say hi... miss you bro. Dah gaji kan, abih tak tahu nak blanja..?

-snake:blanje?? cough* cough* cough* cough*

naddie: ijat..sorrie tk dpt gi...nad got stressed up in skool plus family and frens problem...sorrie...=(

-snake:its okae nad...maybe next time aite..tapi!next time mesti pegi tau!

Nisa: Jadik ehk nxt outing IJAT BLANJER ESCAPE THEME PARK LA SEY!

-snake:whistle*

akid: uncle jahat sey kata uncle zul muker mcm orang thai. kak syirin dengan mama ketawa2 mcmlah kelakar sangat.

akid: HELLO ADNAN!

-snake:DEE!! ape anak kau bwat kat sini!!! shooo shoooo!uncle nk keje!

Mariana: oh ijat, sori fer nt joining u guys the othr day. nxt time okay! and erm, update leh tk? huahua

-snake:okae yana..don wori....wori naik lori

EFF: JATTTTT!!! malam nieee ehhh! da janji tauuu! MUAHAHAHA! ((:

-snake:hehee

acah: *TIUP TIUP* asal mcm berhabuk ekk. HEEEEE~ jatt provide me wif details bout nxt outing ok ok. !!

-snake:next outin lame lagi...but conferm gi escape..tk pon m.o.s. cough* cough*(madang batok dari tadi)

.nadia.: jat, nad tunggu nye tunggu nye tunggu, ijat tak update2. penat sey.. lepas beauy sleep, cepat lah update!

-snake:okae nadia katalung!

EFF: JATTT NIEEEE!!! UPDATE EH NANTI LPS BANGON DR BEAUTY SLEEPP! GO GO GO! HEEEE! ((:

-snake:ijat accident moto la smalam..tusal tk dpt update,

iyliee: jaaaat! next time iyliee ikut kayyy (: ijat nye outing slalu MACAM ramai jeee..cukup time yg datang mcm semut..HAHAHA!

-snake:tu ar.....slalu gini tau...ni sume pasal susa nk contact...tats y.

ifah: ahaha nak ikot? ok kidding. anyway, raya nak dekat ni! wee! selamat hari raya, ijat. go cat bantal, go.

-snake:ape kiddin2? mesti ikot jugak....tk kesa...

well..ppl...lucky im still alive...

but then later at 11 muz go tp hq!!
write statement!!!arggghhh!!!!
so tis is gd bye then....

2007-10-02T05:57:00.000+08:00

-------------geylang,selipar ku geylang-----------------

okae..gonna make it fast...
fast game nye....

squirt* squirt*

ahhhh~
okae da...

first of all........
soriiiiiiiiiiiii guys for nt updatin!!!!!
i've been busy la lately...
maklom laaa....bulan posa..
buat kuih,buat bodo,buat ketupat
cat ruma,cat katil,cat bantal,kemas uma..
tapi....all e stuff above i din do...
so soalan nye,mengapa ijat tk update blog..
ok,e reason is....errr.....well....errrrrrrrRRrr.....
err...tsk e reason is.....e chocolate fell into e
wheat field n poof..it became coco crunch..
k...e reason is....actually...
i want my readers to miss me...i want them to
miss me very much...u all miss me tak???

readers: boooOOOOOOoo!!!pemalas!! (throw things)

okae laaaaaa sori laaaaaaa~

readers:booOOoo!! sori naik lori!!!

sala! sori tk naik lorry,bangla atau construction
werker yg naik lorry! ijat naik gilera,
bintang lak naik kenderaan...den manusia naik heran..

otae ppl....
about e outing...we will conferm hav it tis wednesdae...
5.30 petang,hanya di surrriiiia....
conferm maha conferm rambot perm makan nestum..
so anione interested kan...
tonite!!!!

TONITE!!!! be sure to be online on msn...
den we can discuss bout wer to mit..n wer to eat...
so tonite 9p.m. be sure to be online..so kite
ley adekan meetin tergempar..

ok basically we are goin to mit up at tanjong katong nye depan..
remember kids....5.30 sharp..bukan blunt eh..tapi sharp..
infront of tanjong katong pey entrance..there will be a rubbish bin.
there u can see me holdin a card board which saes bloggers
outing...den from there on....(to be continued....)

k tats all folks...
but important thing is tat u muz be online tonite..
so as to conferm wif me...jgn tk jadi lak..no more next week..
n i will be sendin offline msg to all my contacts..
n even post it on frenster pey bulletin board,skate board,
chess board,surf board,housing developement board..
dan byk lagi board...so keep a look out for it..

well,tis is not last minute plan eh..
kesian ade yana lee kite...hari2 tertanya2...pegi ke tk..
so sesiapa yg kenal beliau..simpati laa sikit..
hadirla outing kami,atau telefon 9 9 9...terima kasih..

klaa..makin lame makin merepek..
makin merepek makin lame...ape kate kite tag reply..

naddie: Can do it next weds coz tat day my n-lvl is over....=))

-snake:k,do conferm next week...so pegi ke tak?? tak pegi rugi tau..

nanivee: waaah..kecoh nye pasal date date nie! ahaha. cpat lah ijat, conferm date! But make it weekend lah jat. Can?

-snake: weekend cnt la nani...majority nk weekdaes..eh?btol ke tk aku spell majourity ni?

Nina: ijat ur lackinngg behindd!! issit becoz i voted for ur fren? hehe. ohh noo. wootz ade outing ehk.

-snake: biasness....tk bagos tau sikap gitu..awk mesti buang sikap tu..
so u wanna join us tk??bwk la kecik skali,jgn kate kecik..besa ke sedang ke pon awk ley bwk..

ain: well,sejarah sebalik ijatnye nama berzaman! dulu,mak ijat suke nah dgn hero hindstan,syed khantujat.abeh tu kebetulan ijat 'conceived' kat syed ibrahim road. *semua jwpan yg munasabah akan diterima*

-snake:bukan laa..padahal ijat dpt name disebab kan syed khantujat time tu tgh gi perang naik
unta..beytu unta dier haus..unta dier pon gi la minom kat kevins bar..skali unta dier mabok..den
syed khantujat jalan kaki skali ternampk binatang mcm singa...den from tat dae on..dier name kan negeri ni singapura.....eh..sala cite eh?

'SHACUTE™: Pakcik! On Weekdays, Cannot. Saya SCHOOL! And, I Didnt Get The Chance To Ask You @ MSN Since Your Status Is Away! AIshowwwwwww (=.=)"

-snake: weekdaes laaaaaaa makcik!

Myra: Heya. Was juz bloghoppin and i read a lil of ur latest post. Hakz ! Mepek uh. Tapi leh tahan teksi uh. Klaka mcm siao kambing. Hurhur !

-snake:siao kambing tk pena dgr..mad cow disease pena...

Faris: hey i hav link ur blog...

-snake:okae faris bajubo...wahaha...padahal org lain..

EFF: IJATT!! UPDATE LAAA!!!

snake: mengamok nampak! mengamok nmpk! mengamok nmpk! mengamok nampk!irritatin..hehe..kk sori..soon soon k jat update

.nadia.: haha.. love the pics of u n ayu.. so candid!!!

-snake:nadia katalung! she's back!!!

okae ppl!! tonite!!!!
online msn...at 9 pm...

soalan cepu emas..kenape muke zul mcm org thailand?
so tis is good bye then....

2007-09-16T02:58:00.000+08:00

--------------puasak sak------------------

yes ladies..i'm back..

n ijat di sini ingin mengucap kan..

(shouts)

selamat berpuasa!! maaf zahir dan batin!!!

n hey..guess wat..
i feel like goin out buke kat geylang ar..
lets sae another bloggers outing...amaaaaaciaaaam
jadi kaperr...

but then....sape yg nk pegi?? tolong angkat
tangan expose ketiak krg yg berbulu...
its either tis comin sundae...or e next week....
e plan is like tis...we all go mit kat geylang..4-5 plus..
sumwer..(not at lorong 18 to 24) then we get ourself a table..
den after breakin our fast...we go jalan2 kat bazaar..
beli ayam percik ke,ayam pakcik ke,deng deng ke,ape2 laa..
tau sape yg nk survey baju melayu bole go ahead..
jgn kate baju melayu jer...sape yg nk survey slua melayu
pon bole..selipar melayu,slua dalam melayu,coli melayu..
ape ape laa up to u all...
skali skala bloggers outing buke same2 pon geret gak..
tol tk kawan2...kalau nk sahur same2 pon bole gak..
but now i wanna confirmation sape yg nk gi...
those close to me i knw they will go punye...
but i wan new faces...anione of my readers,blogmate !!
coz i don wan to hav my blogmate link but then
neve meet or go out spend time wif them..lets be friendly
ppl n make new frens...mari kite ramai2 merapatkan
sirap batu rahim...i mean siratulrahim..
so anione interested juz ,call me,instant msg me in msn
or come to my house n leave a note....for those who
don hav contacts but interested to go,add me in msn..
at Ijat69@hotmail n i'll fill in u guys wif details...

its e 3rd dae of posa alredi..
well for me,so far so good...tis year da berazam
nk kasi full kan...so i seldom kua laa jalan2..moto lak
tgh rosak..so dok je la tercegat kat uma umpama katak
bawa katil acah(peribahase ape ni?)...
nk elak dari terbwat keje2 setan ni sume..coz
walaupon setan kene ikat dgn tali rafia...
tapi kite pulak yg jadi setan...

well durin e fastin month...tis is e time wen we shud
do lots of amal abidah...eh sala...amal abadah...
good thing bout posa is tat...

-for those smoker yg tk abes2 berasap jer..
tis is e time to quit smokin......seriously... i reli did try
tis 2 years back...i quit smokin on e 1st dae of posa...
n.....it onli last 4 daes...then back to normal...wahaha..
k no lesson learnt...hello,i smoke for hw many yrs ledi..
i started wen i was juz 12..primary 6...now im 20...8 yrs ladey.
even now...i tried stoppin...but at most i can tahan is 6 hours..
to pon pasal aku tgh tido...

-for those tat have a raging bull sex drive...mantain laa
nafsu krg...bulan ramadan ni hormat sikit...tkmo bulan
ramadan pon main henyak jer..nanti kat nerake setan
henyak krg aru tau...pagi posa...malam buke kupang n hotdog..
so tu mcm tk gune laa posa...

-for those yg mulot asek mencarut jer....elak kan dari mencarut..
wen ur about to maki...lessay example...mak kau punye....e followin
werd will be puk*...but then replace it wif sumtin nice...
eg.
mak kau punye puk* - mak kau punye pasu bunge!
kepale but* - kepale butang!
puk* mak kau - pukat mak kau!
chiby* - chicak

-n reli...for those..k normally men laa...durin tis month pon
kan...itu mate mau jage...i knw its hard.....but u ladies oso
hav to play a part..coz kalau krg pakai low cut case sampai
bole nmpk longkang dgn jelas..clear cut,sampai ley nmpk
ikan berenang2 kat dalam lagi..laki mane tk terpusing..
posa posa..skali naik train aleh2 ade dua buah cempedak di
luar pagar masok dlm train...sape tk nk amek gala tlg jolokan ..
tol tak?

mcm mcm la kerenah org posa kalau u guys wanna knw..
coz to understand sumthin,u first hav to experience it..hands on.
ni my zaman bdk2 ni sume da pena bwat dulu...
skrg no more..lau btol tk posa..i will tell my parents..da settled..
atleast honest..tapi yg klakanye..tros naik sedap,hari2 tk posa..
tapi ade org,malu tau takot nk blang mak bpk...
nanti slalu pagi2 bangon sahur...mak kejot...bangon..
makan lak mcm nk tk nk...ah nasi.telan je telan...ah ayam.telan
je telan...ah ikan.telan je telan...ah tulang ayam.telan jer..sume jln tros..
pastu...tido.........den gi kua uma..tau2 gi beli makan kat mane2..
ade yg tk tau malu langsong...kat public jugak drg makan..binawe tol..
tu kalau kat malaysia da kene saman da...abeh balik...wah muke
lendu bak udang kering je muke....setep lapa....org buke
dier pon sebok buke...den mlm,ade jer yg blang mak bpk nk gi terawikh..
pakai baju kurong..wah bkn main lawa agi..siap songkok samping
keris,da mcm org kawin....tapi sampai sane jer..saaap....
bukak baju kurong,slua kurong,coli kurong tu sume...
dlm baju lak da standby jersey bola...ah abes laaa....mula laa
e annual Terawikh Cup...main kat bawa blk...kadang2 tgk bdk2
gini,klaka gak...aku pon bwat gitu dulu..tapi tkde la sampai tipu mak
bpk..klau tk gi sembahyg,simple...kua pakai suar pendek...tkya laa
nk muke2 pakai baju kurong tu sume..

another thing perangai burok manusia time puasa...
pegi masjid....nk collect bubo nasi....
tu tkpe...k..dier q mcm biase dgn org2 lain...
den den lime jam kemudian,dier maseh tgh q lagi...
apasal? sebab nk amek sebanyak2 bubo lau bole..
helo pak cik...aku tau la bubo free...tapi igtlaa org yg
tersayang...org lain pon nk makan gak..kalau asek dier je
yg amek...yg lain nk makan ape..ni laa perangai typical
singaporean...maha kiasu.mentang2 bende free..

klaaa....tkmo byk bunyik..
i wanna knw who's goin for e blogger outins..
buke kat lua ramai2? den send me ur reply laaa...
so i can fill u up wif e details...tkmo lambat...
date line is b4 raye...

now onto my tag replies..

sweetdedek: of course u couldnt remember the sexy preformance coz she filrt with you all pe.. haha!

-snake: issh....abey da dier yg gatal..ktrg ape lagi...bertambah la gatal...!!

ayu: bisa ku kenal pompan pakai shawl color pink. hehe!! yea ijat.... i always undastand you.. even if u kp secret frm me also i knw ah.. been knwing u since sec sch... no rgret.

-snake:ouhh...yg pakai shawl pink tu maid ijat..dier aru alek kampong..hehe..

*yaNa*: the frog is like eeeeeiiiiiiii. haha

-snake:e frog oso sae e same thing to me tau yana bout u...wahaha..

meeznur: ijat! go see the anwers for my tag game... dah bace blom? hahs

-snake:udah!

abidah: haha! oh i miss web camming wif ayu! ahahhahhaha..

-snake:everyone miss ayu ler...den amal abidah tk miss ijat??

YANNUR: hello uncle. 2nd day of fast has just gone. guess, im not too late to wish u "selamat menjalani ibadah puasa".. =)) hv a gd wkend.

-snake:yess..its neve too late mak cik!!!

meeznur: yannur calls me makcik, calls u uncle. hurhur.oh! i will change. do keep a look for the 'NEW' answer alryte.

-snake:kalau dier panggil nurul mak cik mmg kene laa..

Faris: slmt berpuase...

-snake:selamat da sampai bulan...k lame hehe

EFF: IJAT!! POSE TAK? HAHAHAH! (:

-snake:mestilaa...tkkn tak...lain la kalau jat uzur..aru tk ley posa..

'SHACUTE™: Waaaah! Ader Bloggers Outing Ehk? Nak Ikot. ( Part Nie, Aku Tak Tahu Malu. HAHA! )

'SHACUTE™: EH! Luperlah Pulak. Slamat Berposaaaa

-snake:serious nk ikot??? confirm btol2...i.m. ijat n i'll fill ya in e details..

msn:ijat69@hotmail

must tahan...27 more daes to go......
so tis is good bye then...

2007-09-12T03:23:00.000+08:00

----------------tie e setan!-----------------

helo eberibodek...

how's ur bodek?

my bodek?? (look inside)

oh...

fine tankiyu..

well...todae not much laa..juz update abit...

i gonna hav ippt tmrw..n i haven sleep!!!

worse still..its been more then 3 months haven exercise!!!

perot ku da makin melampau...da makin boncit dan berlayer2...

da 7 tingkat dier pey layer..similar tu kueh lapis kat bengawan solo.

arghh...gotta burn tis fat...

well....

webcamwhorin wif ayu juz now...igt nk update kejap

je..den gi bobok..skali ayu online........den ape lagi..

dtg la kite pey gilerr..

(click picture to enlarge)

nmpk ayu pakai spec..aku pon nk pakai gak!

rambot mau settin....

ni kasi naik..ni kasi turon

saaaaaaap.....a nerd was born

rambot center partin,ayu lak ngan pig tail..due side.

mcm rambot powerpuff gerl..blossom

tu laa gamba kiteorg...webcamwhorin whole nite..

ni laaaa bdk bdk tkde keje...ini la keje kitorang..

klaa...

ppl ppl....ayu will be updatin her blog soon..

so feel free to check out her blog

she'll be uploadin videos...pics will be uploaded later..
click here--->AyuMe

n yea ppl!!!

puasa nk dekat...me been stayin home all tis while...

avoidin keje2 setan ni sume..puasa nk dekat!!!

n me gonna organise another bloggers outing..

in e mid month of puasa...

ape kate kite pegi geylang,sahur same2..wahaha..conferm

geret ngan muke sume muke basi....

well pastu da mlm kite gi buke kat geylang..

okae tak??anione intersted?

sape2 yg nk ikot..yg knal ataupon yg tk kenal...

sesape la yg tgh bace ni...yg interested nk pegi,

silekan add me at msn @ ijat69@hotmail.com
den i'll giv u ppl e detail..bole??

now for my tag relpies..

'SHACUTE™: Like, Finally! Ijat Got A New Layout. Kan Senang Hidup Aku. Kalau Tak, Byk Sgt Pop-Up Keluar. AISHOWW! HAHA. Simple, Yet Nice. ( NI COMPLIMENT AH SEH! ). Nyahhaks
-snake:ye kee sha?btol ke??? heheheheheheheh(brape byk hehe da)tankiyu veri nice.

someone: i was on the cruise too.. i think i saw u many times. ur crib at deck 6 ehk?
-snake:apee ckp...reveal urself..

rose: rmbr me? am gonna link u! keep updating 8)
-snake:yesh ofcoz..ur linked dear

Orange: Haha, I am learning to skate. Come and join me?
-snake:skate pulak...main la bende lain.teng teng ke,batu serembat ke

EFF: imagination jauh tkpeee ijat!! hehehe. mesti mau dreamm jugak! huh? apee cakap eh?! LOL.
-snake:biar dream,jgn tkde dream langsong...btol tk efa

ChaCha: haha siak! terpikat eh kat dia? haha! lau nk cari dia,cari dia kat chinatown. dia slalu kat situ.
-snake:bole jugak laa...ape2 pon jat terime jer........

ayu: hey ijat... i miss you & ian... must meet up!! i miss ur goin to ur hse ard 1am++ and makan what your mum cook!! keke!!

-snake:senang2 dtg laa lagi..kite lepak sampai pagi..ayu jgn tertido lak mcm time tu..mengakal ar ni kejot..

k now serious ly my eyes are draggin me down..

so actually,i wanna try tis experiment,wether it works onot..

if it works...later got ppl at my tagboard,taggin me angrily..

so keep a look out for such stuff

those cnt see,don see..

here it is...

i'm ur prince charmin,kiss meeee

inside of a frog

k if tis experiment is a success..

later u'll see my tagboard...conferm mengamok

orang tuu..wahahahaa

my closest gf tat i cud ever ask for,knws me too well...

so tis is good bye then..

2007-09-07T00:39:00.000+08:00

-----------------snake shed skin-------------------------

waaaaaaaah~

finally,after so long long ago in a galaxy far far away..

i change my blogskin........
tgk,syg readers nye pasal...sanggop tuka tau...

sedap gitu rase dier,mcm baru lepas mandi..

n so ppl..if there is any bugs or faulty in my blog..
like u cnt scroll or wat ever thing..plz inform me..
coz i still got e warranty..a life time..

k n so todae..like i promise u all yesterdae,i will post

picture frm my cruise trip.....

-readers:IJAT!! tat was so long long ago u promise us!!!!

ou?! ye ke? issh,tade laaa....

kk...but finally i'm free enuf to post wat..tats e gd thing.

so on e dae itself...
when on board e ship kan...
i was like.....wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
besar nyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bole sesat ni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yea seriously,it was darn big...
tu kalau tengelam kat laut tu,conferm happenin..
so huge tat i got lost a couple of times...
i was like a hamster inside a maze...
y hamster? bcoz hamster kiyut...k lame..
on e first nite...we go explorin ard e ship..
explore n explore..

many things we did on board..
like chillin by e swimmin pool,watchin girls in bikini..
no sorie,we are juz bein watchfull...mane tau ade org lemas
at e baby pool...wah reli got many things to see.big,small,
medium n even saggy ones...beraneka jenis..black,brown,
yellow....*slurp

i tell u seriously...e food there is reliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nice!!!
sodap sodap gile!!!!
coz its a buffet,so every meal..wah..i conferm bloated..
i reli eat like a pig..even surpass e pig...brutal kan..
i relli gain lots of fats sey at there..
e food there are damn delicious i tell u..got pizza,got chili crab,
got bbq turkey they cut it rite infront of u..got duck..got chicken!
patty!!! mutton slice.tomato.timon.ice cream...argghh many2 more..
sumpah seriously...too many food on one meal.i don even hav e
chance to take all e diff food at one time coz my plate is full...
wah piang chang chong cheng...reli satisfied wif e food ar

on e 1st nite..i went to a pub...hav a drink while
enjoyin live band...fuh~reli superb performance...
den wen over to casino..n everytime i enter.
e security will ask for my particular..do i look tat young!!!
den after tat,wen to e disco...n quickly wen out..coz i saw
sumthin disgustin inside....k let see...try closin ur eyes..
n imagine...

a group of overgrown indian men n women age ard 40-50..
dancin n jumpin to e music of trance n retro n hip hop..
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodoh siaaaak...
nasib e achi tk joget mcm shakira gitu...
buat drg tunjok perot drg yg berlapis tu dgn pusat yg
dalam gile....mati.........kiamat jugak..
n so i siam from there upon seein e indecent sight..

then enjoyin e wind on top....wahhhh~ reli2 e romantic..
e next dae,we reached K.L.
n wen to book a bus..n yea,e tour guide reli sux...
coz................

-tour guide:welcome abroad..i am u tour guide,tis is
my coach captain bla bla bla...ahahahahahaha..
(ketawe tk ikhlas,ketawe mintak duit)
-us:waahahahahaha(sarcastic laugh)

-tour guide:to ur left,is e mangrove swam.not a beautiful
sight n ahahahahahahaha..
-us:.........................

-tour guide:be back here by 6,we wudden wan to be
stuck in a jam do we.hahahahahahahahahahaha...

mak aiiii...pey irritatin e laughter..haha n a sudden stop..
he laugh oso bcoz of e money...stupid tour guide..da laaa
apek,bwal pon pelat...k...we went to petaling street..
n guess wat,i go home empty handed!!!
arghh...i reli donno wat to buy sia at there...
nk beli shades,den tk nk...nk beli baju,sume cam obit..
arggghhh beli coli letak kat kepale suda laaaaa!!!
so i went home empty handed..dang...
i relli nid a gerl to help me wif my shoppin..(hint* nani)

klaa..last dae was fun...
i casino...den quickly go out...coz i got onli 20 bux..
so i felt relii tempted to gamble..main black jack menang
satu game den cabut ar..tapi lau tk menang..tk mengakal?
n yea..tat nite wen drinkin again,watch live band,go disco,
go karaoke....wah~reli was like enjoyin myself to e max!!
run ard e ship..knockin on ppls room, n hide...prangai jackass..

well ppl sae..picture speak louder den werd..
well i sae,japanese porn are louder then american..
soooooooo.......here's sum of e picture..
tat took me sumtime to upload...coz its 10 megapixel!

a group of us...da mcm anak terbiar satu2...

if u wanna knw wat it feels like to be inside a
coffin,den welcom to my cabin..pey sempit...

yep...we're totally lost..

tis is e top deck..got swimin pool,got jacuzieeeeeee..
kinda grand laa...

tis is e dfs area.grand la sey...

e happy face

suckin n lickin sheik's black juicy niples..
puuuii!! how cum got hair!!

chillin kapeeeeeee

e young n not so dangerous..

forced to dance on stage..no wae,i'm a shy guy!

-gerls:cough cough cough

e performer....sexy kaaaaaan?

i cummin on sky's face,but then han fuck me on e
back...waaaaaaah~

jangan pandang belakang..part 2

i bought home a gerl,n slept wif her..
she got round stomach,hairy body n a beard..
no,nt santa claus...e name is sky

waaaaaaaaah~romantik kan??

ni jembot sape kat tgh2 dunia ni?

kene kejar dek lanun

a giant left dier game of checkers unattended,
so a group of us go n check it out

arggghhh e fooooooooooooood!!!

me n fir,inside e coach

our karaoke area...

arggh...i wanna go there back laaa..
i plan ledi..if i wanna go on a honeymoon...
i wanna go cruise...geret wooooo~
romantik!!! i reli miss tat stupid ship tat din sink..
i wanna go there back laa~

hais...
k...tis is for a certain sumone...
who play computer wif a pillow on e head..n
scared of e bolster...wahahaha...
tankiyu for todae...

miss hamster...

n so,for my tag repliesssss
love ya

FUZy: IJATTTTT!!!!!!!! im sooooo in love with ur skin!!! now is MUCH-MUCH-MUCH waayyy BETTA then the ol one!! thumbs up la!!!! pheewwittt!! *EVERYONE,LETS CONGRATS IJAT!!!!

FUZy: Thnx ijat!!!!

-snake:serious?! ur in love wif my skin?? nk kenal2 tk? hehe...
yea i can see tat oso laa..yg dulu burok..tu pasal malas..haaa..
ur welcome fuz..a happy reader is a hapi me.

aini: finally tukar blogskin!!

-snake:yap

acah: *GARUK KEPALA* blog sape nie!!! wuaahahaha. and and jat jahat busted okayy! byknyerrrrr kene buattt. aiseypeahh!! ok g0 laa nanti acah uat. btw blog cantikkkk seyyy! congrats! *salam ijat* wuakakakaka

-snake:ni la blog ijat!! slamat ari raye!! maaf zahir dan batin..masok2,bwat cam uma sendiri.

EFF: cheyyyy! da tuka skin laa seyy! (:

-snake: ak ah la sey..

Orange: Hello. =)

-snake: oh heloo balik!

Nazurah: YEAH! dia dah change layout! goooood boy listens to mummmaayyyy. HAHAHA

-snake:ijat selame ni mmg gd boy pe!

babywanie: hey im here & changin url. link me. & nice layouts. so nice!!!

-snake: alritey

*yaNa*: i saw new layout! cantek arh

-snake:isssh tade laaa

meeznur: hahahaha...ok ok...will do the tag soon....

-snake:tkley2..mesti skrg

titijepun: weewit! jambu sey layout

-snake: ehem ehem

yawns

i dine like a king on board star virgo..
so tis is good bye den.....

2007-09-04T03:29:00.001+08:00

-----------------the taggin game--------------------

ah!!!!!
eff!!!! sampai ati kamu!!!!!!

dang....sori for e late update..
tapi i'm gonna update my monthly story soon..
n i was thinkin bout changin to a new background..
hmm.....well maybe e layout too laa..

n back to juz now..
eff!!! sampai ati kamu!!!!!
ni da mcm balas dendam jer coz previous post
i tagged her...

hais...tis is wat they call karma......sutra...
well lets get to werk..n hey..e chosen 10 below muz
do tis tag okae! no escape!!!

k here goes..

1. (the person who tagged you is) - Eff

2.(your relationship with him/her is) - my fren my blogmate n my reader

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her) - evil,evil evil evil evil!!! she tagged me!!!! hw cud u!!!

4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you) - tat time was my bdae..n she bought me tis realli big teddy bear wif no eyes n wet nose..(EFF:memandai je dini,bile mase ntah)

5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you) - i like to dig my nose

6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will) - tear her apart!! *sinister laugh

7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be) - she must learn not to take revenge..grrrrrrrr

8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will) - tag her wif many many tag!

9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be) - tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is) - tag her back....tat will be my last wish...sob sob

11. (your overall impression of him/her is) - she's my motivator...e one who keep persuadin me to update update n update!

12. (how you think people around you will feel about you) - he's crazy

13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is) - everythin laaa...

14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is) - i love myself!! till e extend of makin love wif myself..erkk..mcm mane tu...jap lemme imagine...bende tu tarik ke bawa den masok kat blakang....eeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii

15. (the most ideal person you want to be is) - ijat!

yann
nurul

acah'
frinie
tan duk singh
qamarya
ang koh nek
tan peh peck
abidah
eika

(Who is no.6 having a relationship with?) -a guy! duh!

(Is no.9 a male or female?) - female.

(If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?) -wahahaahahah!!!!!!
ini klaka giler!!!! refer to who is number 10 n 7...tis is random k!!! tk sengaje tau eika!!!!

(What is no.2 studying?) - she studyin law....takin her degree tis year cough* cough*

(When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?) - it was....if i'm not wrong...it was like....k we neve chat b4...

(What kind of music does no.8 like?) - potong pepek angsa,masak di kuali,potong pepek kuali,masak di angsa pulak...sorong ke kanan sorong ke kiri....eeeeeiyuuuk eeeiyuk(turntable scratch) lalalaalalalaala...reeemix!

(Does no.1 has any siblings?) - i think hav la..a younger brother tk sala..tol tak yayan!

(Will you woo no.3?) - aaaaaaaaacaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~(wif a cheeky smile)

(How about no.7?) - k part ni tk klaka...jgn ketawe laaaa!!!!

(Is no.4 single?) - errr........i think so laa...

(What’s the surname of no.5?) - tan

(What’s the hobby of no.4?) - bloggin,makin frens,collectin stickers,collectin stamps n playin wif barbie doll

(Do no.5 and 9 get along well?) - yess...they are cuzzins..one is a singh e other is a khan...

(Where is no.2 studying at?) - ite bishan.

(Say something casual about no.1) - bacin n kental

(Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?) - wahahahahaha!!!! baik kapeee...
yea...i tried..but he relli smells fishy...n guess wat..he can squirt!!!

(Where does no.9 live?) - bibid lives in a house

(What colour does no.4 like?) - pink

(Are no.5 and 1 best friends?) - yes..they werk at starbuck last time..yayan alwaes hide serbuk kopi inside tan duk singh turban...

(Does no.7 like no.2?) - wahahahahahahah!!!!! ni klaka giler!!!! bace ni nurul bace!!!!
i think he like laa~

(How did you get to know no.2?) - thru blog...n also thru no. 7...wahahahaaa

(Does no.1 have any pets?) - ah...a tamagochi

(Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?) - krg da kenape??

kk....bende di atas berikut tiada kene mengene dgn
yg hidup ataupon yg mati ataupon yg blom branak..
all e facts ar bedek bedek belake....i juz do it for fun jer..
so jgn percaye ape yg ditulis kat atas tau kwn2...
ijat ni mmg suke menyakat org

ni pon tadi tgh chat ngan yantee...

e conversation between two org kampong..

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
halo mr ijat

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
yanteekos

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
apo khabar?

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
lamo tak dgr cito noh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
kabo baik..

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
hang macam mano pulok..

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
depah baik ajo

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
hang nanti tak kejo ka?

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
dpa kejo..kejop lago ajo depo nok keno mando

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
pagi noh hang pi kejo...hang skg jaga mrt mano noh?

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
mano mano la..disitu ado orong jahot,disitu depo bertugas

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
oohh kejo hang bahaya noohh...hang keja baik2 noh....

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
depa tao..depo sentiaso jago jago..depo jago mrto pono sambilo tengok chikos..kenapo depo bwol sumo ado bunyo o oo ooo kot blakong?

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
siol hang ni pon banyak sangat noh hang punye ooo

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
hang da salah bawak noh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
sempat noh hang kejo sambil tgk chikos...chikos takpe jgn tikos suda noh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
hang lo tikos

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
depa bwol bahaso melako pekot

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
eh hang kotex diam noh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
kotox hang tikos pakoi

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
depah tak pakai kotox...kotox binatang apo noh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
lako kamo so nasor tu...apo khabor?

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
lako eh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
nasor?!

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
wakkaa

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
siol

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
ah oh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
baik noh....biaso sahajo

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
ohh begito..

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
hang tak ngantok ka?

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
hang gilo?depo mano tao ngantok

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
depo orong gilo

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
tkloh tido malom

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
ouh hang pelik noh...tapi takpo bagos la hang da kalahkan superman noh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
kamo tok kejo besok?

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
ouh depah da tak kejo noh...depah tgh carik kejo ni

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
=)

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
hang goyong kako lo kot umo..

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
handol btol hang

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
depah tak goyang apo2 noh...penat noh asyik goyang2 sampai sakit kaki depah

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
jado hang tkmo gito,hang dudok atos keruso...pasto jangon goyong kako..hang goyong badon jor..kako tkmo goyong

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
apo cakop

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
siak

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
kenapo noh depah mesti goyang badan la pulak...depah suke dudok diam2 nohh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
ni hang nak pi keja pukol berapo noh?

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
puki enom...eh salo cakop... puko enom noh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
hang ni ponn.....tak censored nohhh

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
mano ado...depo cakop apo yg beno

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
baik la noh depah nak pi

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
hang jago diri baik2 nohh

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
kalau ade orang jahat hang rembat ajo noh dgn baton kasi

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
bayok

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
baok..hang pego tido

❤❤Yantee Rynniaty:: Atas Nama Cinta, Hati Ini Tak Mungkin Terbagi, Sampai Nanti Bila Aku Mati ; Cinta Ini Hanya Untuk Engkau❤❤ says:
slamat pagi

Snake; insert love to continue... says:
slamot pago

ito lo perbualon depo...
skarong depo mao kaso tago replieo..
depo sayong hang sumo....muuuuuuoox...

zafirah: haha. betol jugak eh. ahh takpe ah. kirim salam je lah nak naik moto ijat. haha. naik moto dlm mimpi pon jadi lah kann.

-snake:kk...kite jumpe dalam mimpi nanti...tkmo lambat tau zaf

nanivee: ey2 ijat. suroh tulis 10 silly things, sampai nk tulis compo2 sume eh! ahahaha!

-snake:igt nk keep it short..skali cite2 sampai tk prasaan da overshot!

ChaCha: yuhuu! i was bloghopping. nice bloggy eu have dere! =D

-snake:maneee ader...my blog is plain simple je laaa..but if i add u in my link baru nmpk nice sikit...tol tk kwn2?

acah: ARGHHH!!! ape cakap, kene tulis(dgr2 tulis) bende ala tuh! ok ok go weekend ni acah update ok ok. HAHH. part bantal busuk ade sikit klaka ekk. wuahahhaha.
-snake: (god like voice) tulis la kamu sebelom kamu ditulis kan..

qamarya: alamak.. pat nie sayer btol btol nye lazee ah.. but i WILL DO IT okay!!!!!!!!

-snake:tis is a test actually,nk tgk sape yg pemalas

EFF: HAHAHAHA!! ijat kecik2 degil eh?! da besar makin menjadi! LOL! alaaaa. lucky 6 eh?! HAHAHA! ((:

-snake:kecik2 tu biase laaa....tanduk dier bkn main agi...da besaaa tanduk dier agi panjang...skali dapat tau ijat adalaa seekor kerbau daaa....

rini: ijat...the 10 facts tu sume btol ke create2 sembarang???? da besar panjang pon nk bantal busuk! tak malu btol!!!

-snake:sumpah...bantal busok ijat wujud k...go ask those who survive e wrath of bantal busuk ijat..

'SHACUTE™: Ehhh! Dalam Diam2 Ijat Ada Bantal Busuk, Siols. Sadly, Aku Nyer Da Kembali Ke Ramahtuallah. ( Ok, WTF! ) Sedih Bulus Aku Dibuatnyeee. HAHAHHA! And, Don't Worry! Sha Will Check BERITA HARIAN Hari2, OK?

-snake:awwwwwwwwwww......kesian nye...wahaha...ni laa satu2 nye harta yg ijat ade..

qamarya: alawak, gua nampak gambar barney ehk. gua geram jer. lu letak gambar laki gua asal??.. lu mau kena saman kaper??..ahahahaha..........how come i din read that entry?(pap!!*tepok pat dahi)

-snake:errrrr.....well.....asal eh....hmmm...well,erm nk ckp tknk eh...k ckp laa...pasal rya sele....(to be continued)

meeznur: woah....hahahaahahah, lambat siak nurul bace ijat nyer tag reply.. hahaha, dia tak minat. dia cakap ijat perasan je.. haha.dia puji untuk menyelamat kawan dia dari ditembak. hahaahahahhahah....

-snake: haiss....tkpe..blang dier kalau die blom redi,jat sanggop menunggu.kalau da jodo tk ke mane...

Eika: alamak ijat... ur facts about bantal busuk mmg serupe ngan eika lah.. bole buat gado sia tu!! ni klau ade je org nk buang my bantal busuk, ade jer yg kene pelangkung nanti

-snake: yeshh eika!! ni mcm kite nk kene bukak club baru...persatuan bantal2 busuk singapura...dari situ kite bole fight for our rites to kip our bantal busuk...

Abidah: hahaha ijat! best baca blog ijat tp tukar ah layout die jd tk ya scroll2 byk2!!! bingit tau.. ehhehehhe

-snake:soon laaa bibid...tapi jat tk tau nk pakai layout mcm mane??recomend kan laaaaa

sue(:: SELAMAT HARI GURU.... Hahahha

-snake:errk...ehem...class diri...satu dua tiga..salam sejahtera cikguuu

Orange: U pee-ed into someone's bottle? Pure evil. =)

-snake:evil is my middle name...

rose: hi.im ur newest reader.blghp & foun ur blog posts r all so funny(: lukin fwrd 4 ur next post.

-snake:helo newest reader of them all! will u be my newest blogmate of them all oso??tis one must link

MS SELENGE: ijat! ala malu sey... dah blog 6 facts, kene add largik 4 pulak.. haiyar!!!!!!!!!!!!

MS SELENGE: CICAK LOVER! CICAK LOVER!

-snake:wahaaaaahaaa....no comment~

EFF: IJAT!!! URE TAGGED! GO MY BLOG,3rd sep entry! HAHAHA! ((:

-snake:sampai hati kamu ef.......

Fuzy: IJAT! i love to read your blog.. but,whats stoppin me is.........

Fuzy: you skin la..your layout makes me soo hard to read.. tsk3. tukar la ijay if you free,k??

Fuzy: kk! spots some typos!!

-snake:name ijay sey...hehe..isit bcoz of e layout...mcmmane tu?? fuz u send me e template ar...
i relli donno wat to change...

k eberibodi..since bibid n fuz hav a request..i nid ur help..send me ur desired layout..
mail me thru ijat69@hotmail.com..if ur entry is chosen,u stand a chance to win a suzuki swift..............cleanin kit...so wat ar u waitin for ppl!! send me ur template now!!!!

i eat like a king onboard e cruise..
so tis is good bye then....

2007-08-29T02:17:00.002+08:00

---------------10 silly things-------------------

yess i'm back!!!

n sori..i din sink in e middle of e sea..
but i am juz waitin for pix frm my fren..
susa laa tkde camera..
tats y e late update..

but now
aiiyoo..
tat time i kena 6 facts bout myself..
now...tanx to nanivee!!..
i was one of e unlucky 6!!!
argghh!!!
dulu 6 facts
i have to tag not 6..

not 7!
not 2!!
not 127 !! tu da byk sgt..
but 10 facts bout myself!!!! arghhh!!!

okaee...

here it goes..e rule of e game simple..
write 10 silly things or any facts bout urself..
then at e end u muz choose 6 other ppl to do tis..
n u cnt tag back!!! tk fair kan!!!
n soooooOOooo..here goes..

1. wen i was small...i have tis pet cat...
name dier mera(padahal dier colour oren)
n tis cat acts as my bantal..tapi
bile da tkde meinan..so ape lagi..kucing mera
aku tu la bwat kenderaan..dudok atas dier
yeehaaw...jadi kuda ku!!
tu kalau ade topeng ngan topi but minus e pampers..
da mcm zorro da.. but i donno wer mera wen..gaknye mrajok ar..asek
jadi bahan kuda jer.naik patah tulang blakang tu anak...
bye bye merah..i miss u....

2.durin my kindergarten daes pulak..hehe...
do u knw ijat wen to a chinese kindergarten..
ah tu yg mengakal tu.maybe pasal kat boon lay place
tkde kindergarten lagi berdekatan..ah kau..
mengakal blaja cine kat situ..nyanyi lagu cine.
kwn dgn cine.cikgu pon cine.tapi makan je bkn cine..
berak pon cebok pakai air..bkn tissue eh..
so tu laaa yg klaka nye,skola cine.ape aku blaja pon tk tau..

3.den wen to primary skul.time tu lak skola case mcm
kampong abes.situ canteen situ la hall..dan disitu laa wer
i met my first crush.gigi dier bogey tgh.kiyut kan.name dier
rashidah..n one funi trend la in our skul tat time..pasal kat
blakang skola ade reban ayam.so every recess time tk tau
kenape bdk2 beli makan..pastu pegi blakang kasi ayam makan..
tu je laa..duit kite abes kat makanan ayam..untong ayam tu..
untong tuan dier,tkya beli makanan ayam...n e school doesnt
exist animore...last time its knwn as coporation pri..anione skulin there?

4.in secondary pulak..wahaha...i am king of all prank...
those in woodland ring sec will knw tis story..da kire mcm legend ar..
so e story is like tis..time tu sec 1..baru masok n
i hate tis chinese guy,well everyone hate him la..
muke case muke masin jer..muke bengis..kaki bulu...i mean kaki buli..
suare sengau..action nk mampos...so i reli hate him laaa..but i don
think he hate me until tis incident...k....one dae..durin P.E.
i saw his water bottle..lay there on e table.cantik jer mcm muke mak dier..
so ape lagi..i got 2 fren wif me..den i told them..(don be shocked)
"eh kencing kat botol dini ar..aku nk tgk dier minom"
ape lagi..yg due tu pn ikot ckp chip...ah kau kencing tros!
den lepas tu hapi2..buat mcm tkde pape jadi..so pertame kali jadi..
pasal kite kencing sikit.tk peno...da tk tau brape byk
gallon air kencing la si lahabau tu tagak..
so satu ari ni kan..kene panggil..tapi yg kene terok sape tau..
yg mastermind laa!!! arghh!!! part public canning tu laa...
dier btol2 kasi tepat pade pantat ku...baik2 ade belah satu ke bawa kat pantat..
aleh2 ade satu belah baru melintang...sedap sey tu..
mcm kene current...kedegilan tu tk habis kat situ jer..
my discipline master call me Elvis..coz i got long sideburn
n my face look like elvis frm e side...rambot perang tk kene tangkap..
bdk2 lain mate mera....isap rokok kat toilet laa..cuiy slua dlm pompan
kat canteen laa...
mane main spray fire extingusher laa ape laaa...
tapi tat kencing inside e bottle became a legend..ape rase gaknye air kencing eh?
ah kau tanye budak tu...wah..ni kalau continue agi da jadi
satu composition da ni...klaa.maybe tis zaman kenakalan thing i'll continue next time..

5. yea..tis happen last year laa~n it became so call another legend..
durin my basic police course at Hta..i was caught smokin.n e punishment is severed!
i was in e toilet,puffin...skali tis fat instructor came in..alamakkkk....
n so...my o.c. (so call superior la) ask me...
"u got smoke wif anione onot!!!"
"no,i smoke alone" (padahal padahal)
"relli onot..smoker don smoke alone.tell me who else is a smoker"
"i smoke alone.i donno who else smoke but i smoke alone"
"now u want me to put up papers or u face my punishment"
n bcoz my o.c. is an army physical instructor..n many terrifyin
story ard e camp about him bein crazy..so hati mcm berat nk face punishment.
but then if he put up papers..one thing is..e whole squad,my frens all
kena confinement,tat is cnt go home on wk ends.....
arghh...pikir2..tkmo paitau la,aku nye taik aku face sendiri...
n so i ask for e punishment...n saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!
for one hour straight,i was tortured..naik tangge turon tangge..
naik bilik tuka uniform within 1 min...cepat pulak aku bwat..
try to imagine e punishment...(pejam mate)
k laa kalau krg pejam mate mcm mane nk bace kan..
n i fainted 3 times!! 3 times!! durin e punishment....
pitam...den bangon balik sendiri...by now all my surroundin
e colour mcm funny gitu..mcm negative picture..
everyone ard me hav blue colour face...sumpah tk bedek!!
"DON DIE ON ME!!!" tat were his werd...
pitam lagi...k struggle..get up myself..
k maintain2....telinga start berdesing all e way..by now
i cnt hear wat he sayin...
den seriously i cnt see anithin at all..everythin is dark.
after e punishment ended,i squat downn,pitam e 3rd time..
my fren carry me back
to my room,there they giv me one big bottle..n i drag all e wae till finish..
after 5 min of swearin tat officer...i went back to e toilet...
"kau nk gi mane"
"isap rokok laa"
kedegilan maseh ade!! wahaha!! tu yg klaka nye,tk serik.
n after tat incident,some of e smoker thank me 4 nt vomitin
their name..tu tkpe.i was elected e smokin i.c. n e codename 4 smokin is
operation desert storm...so
bile time smokin jer...i will shout like tis outside all their room..
"callin all desert stormers,callin all desert stormers.plz report to e operatin room immediately!"
nanti ramai ar kua ikot aku gi isap rokok...wahaha...those were e daes.
n tat punishment bcame a legend..ask anione frm squad 35 of 124 intake,they knw
anyone by e name of Snake...ah~ i think tis one oso i cntinue next
time laaa~byk agi cite dier..

6.k i've been tellin bout my life...so now i will tell bout
weird waes...i hav sleepin disorder..or donno maybe insonmia laa..
i will hav difficulty sleepin..at nite is wen i am most active..
even rite now,its goin 4 a.m. n late i got to werk at 7 a.m..
ni pon tkley tido...arghhh...doctor recommend me to see a
psychiatfsfa.... argh mcm mane nk spell name dier pon tk tau
tapi sape mau layan...i tried sleepin pills,tk jalan..
mmg pill tu btol2 tkley jalan...pasal tkde kaki..
so i think next time i shud try sleepin pill yg ade kaki nye..
conferm ley jalan...

7.i accident once onli so far....it was my 1st time n i was very very happy!!!
wuhoooo!!nk tau asal..? k e story goes like tis..
tat time i was in a depression mode,baru break up la katekn...
then tat dae lak i nid to go back base,to serve my punishment..
so on e wae to base..i got into an accident wif a lorry pasir,
my moto handle bar got stuck at e lorry tyre...
i was thrown off my bike..den lucky e lorry pasir
behind me stopped..wen i hit e ground,i was totally shocked..i cnt
believe tat i got into an accident..bt den im nt hurt at all.den suddenly kan...dalam hati..
"YESSA!!tkya balik base.ley cabot punishment!"
den i slowly ride my bike home,ngan handle bar senget gitu..
da sampai uma jer...i tell my mum i goin poly..
so i went home aft going poly..

8.do u knw tat i alwaes tried to hide my bantal busuk?
coz my mum alwaes tried to wash it!!! aarghh geram!!!
got one time she washed it away...i was reli....i mean reliiii damn
piss off...everytime she wanna wash all e bantals...i will hide
my bantal busuk sumwer!..
sayang sey bantal busuk ku...ni kalau kene curik atau
org semunyikkan boel jadi gado ni..

9.i am very fussy bout choosin a wife...
relli2 fussy...my gfs n my closest gfs knw bout it...kan ayu kaaaan...
even my guy frenss...they knw my standard reli high...
tusal...so far..i onli hav 4 ex...1 of them is juz for fun..so make it 3 laa..
my criteria for a gf is..
u must be fair...as in white..nt tan abit or wat...
u must be kiyut..hav e very kiyutatae features...
u must nt hav e typical malay looks..
u must hav nice curves
u must hav kiyut n firm butts
u must hav nice eyess
n many more laaaa...
tu baru physical features...blom lagi characteristic
or ability.....i knw nt everyone is perfect..but i've been eyein on tis gerl
laaaa...adaaaa laaaaaaaaaa..........mane ley blang...
nk tau tunggu episode minggu depan..

10.i eat very damn slow......
sape yg nk candle light dinner ngan aku..mau rabak laaaa...
sampai candle tu padam pon aku lom tentu abes makan..
makan mesti mau rase..tats my prinsip...
those who knw me long...knws tis thing..
n got one reader by e name of blog-surfer oso
share e same fate as me..wahaha..kita serupaaaaaa~

e so call lucky 6 is...

yayan
*yana*
acah'
qamarya
sitilyas
eff

congratulation to e lucky 6...
may e force be wif u..n may lord kali
shine his light on u gerls...wahahahaaaaaa...

onto my tag replies

blog-surfer: haha.tt random post is TOTALLY random.=p Bon Voyage ijat! tc eyy.

-snake:yep...tk tau ape nk ckp..main burst out jer...

EFF: HAHAHA! ijat2. IJATT!! TAKE CARE TAUU! jgn ckp psl kapal tenggelam eh! mrapek je! ((:

EFF: have a nice holiday by that big cruisee! jealousss! hehehe. tk creee! =)

-snake:mane tauuu..tkley ckp..titanic tengelam,kapal selam tengelam,black pearl tenggelam.
tkkn cruise tkley tenggelam?? tol tak?

*yaNa*: cum back soon

-snake:da balik!

aini: have a great trip!

-snake:nk kirim pape?

yann: jatjat!! haha. amaciammm!

yann: jatjat suka BARNEY? jat: SUKERRRRRRR! hahahaha. nanti yayan belikan keychain barney yg kecik tu k kat metro.

-snake:barney eh? ah yayan jawab tu tag yg ijat kasi...barney lagi la barney lagi..

kechik: relink me jajat !!! tanx. sorie.

-snake:oaite...ur forgiven..

acah: ijat pi mane tuhh!!! sape nak tag merepek kt blog acah agii!! bye bye jat. sob sob. have a safe trip okayyy. HAHH.

-snake:tag mepek eh?ah jawab tu tag mepek yg jat kasi..wahaaha.

'SHACUTE™: Alamakkk! Sha Lambat Baca Ijat's Entry To KL Trip Sehh! Mana Tao, Muat Pat Bonet. Nak Jugak Ikot Pi KL. Muahahahks! Niee Da Balikkan? Update Ahks! =)

-snake:issh...kalau berita kematian ijat sha lambat jugak,tk tau ape nk ckp..sob sob

EFF: MASEH LOM BALEK!? =/

-snake:udah dong

zafirah: ijatttttttttt! lain kali i want to tumpang your motor kay. im such a budak kental sebab tak pernah naik motor. xD huahua. link me! i'll link you soon!

-snake:hua huaa...moto faz zaf takot nk tompang ape lagi moto ijat..
oaite...da linked

babywanie: hey. bloghopping & read ur entries. klakar gyle sey. especially m.j nye idong tk abis2 jatuh. klakar gyle nk mampos!!!! ijat nk g k.l? jgn lupe beli bubblegum ehk untok kte!!!! takecare!!!!

babywanie: alamak!!!! sory2!!!! terantar dua kali sey!!!!

babywanie: sory2!!!! jgm narah ehk!!

-snake:wahh..ni lagi brutal dari time tu...sampai 3 kali sori!!!
hehe..nvm,ur sins hav been cleansed...n ur linked!!!

klaaa...
i reli nid get redi for work..

promise ppl..next post will be wif pictures ok.
so tis is good bye den...

2007-08-20T16:47:00.000+08:00

---------------tom kurus---------------

helo my avid readers,
blogmate n fellow country man..

juz to announce to u all...
tat i am finally..

finally!!!!!

ATTACHED!!!!!!!

tk la...bedek jer...suspen kan??
wakaka...no gerls,i'm still single n available..

-gerls: (giv a sigh of relief)

nanti ade jer org tertanye2 nanti..
blom redi laa~
tapi sesape wanna go for e ijat's gf tryout
mesti amek application laa...
k aite...

first thing first...
second thing second...
my overdue pekolan tag repliesssss..

tankiyu beri e much fro e tag ppl!!
wa ai ni!!!!

yann: hahaha eeee ex ijat shame2! hahah

-snake:tauuu tkpe...

Checher Eika: ijat.. bdk2 skaang dh tk ckp shame2 lagi. smue dah tk tau malu lagi agaknye. Skarang bdk2 lebih byk complain adelah.. "Oh horr!!! i tell ms eika u spank my buttock!!" really ok ijat.. hahaha

-snake:wahaahaaa...kanak2 skrg nmpknye da brutal..horny sey..
mudah mudahan jgn la in e future bdk kindergarten bwat video lak..menangis ijat

aini: oh lala. i wonder where you get all these BRILLIANT ideas to blog abt!!! and ur closing line is shameless lahhhhhhhh. hoho

-snake:hehe...its everydae life laa~n how let it out in ur own point of view..

EFF: SHAME SHAME! hehehe. ur latest entry adee contreversi versi mcm2 versi. apee dah merapek eh? hahaha. jyeaahh! fireworks! woooots! hello ijat! BYE! (:

-snake:mane ade contreversi,tk sgt laaaa~ jgn la sebut sal firewerks..ijat kat sini kempunan sey nk tgk firewerks..dapat tgk sikit jer..sob sob..

Orange: Haha. Sorry abt the multiple tags. U're so farnee. I like. =) And thanks yeah, for the link up!

Orange: Oh, and cute blog song! =)

-snake:hehehe...its okae aini...atleast u hav a placin in e guiness book of records!hehe

qamarya: ijat!! barney takkan extinict, selagi ader rya, barney tetap hidop okay!. so anyway, abg abg cisco pat fireworks festival tak uat keje ker?.. mcm model jer jalan sini jalan sane, posing2!!....hahhahah

qamarya: chopchop!!.. salah ckp abg abg polise, abg abg security.. ader cisco..

-snake:k tu mcm nk kene buno rya dulu laa baru ley buno barney...grrrr....
cisco abissssss...abg2 special operation command tau tu..bkn cisco..lerr..abeh nk ktg buat ape rya.tkde keje,tkde terrorist...jalan2 laa cuci mate..wahaha..

meeznur: ijat.. ahaha, suro orang tegur abeh tadi halau.. nak tembak lagi. ahaha.. aper sey... hahahaha.... kelakar lah nampak ijat.. hahaha... BABY!!!

meeznur: yass!! i love BARNEY and you shud too...

meeznur: yess*

-snake:abeh nurul ketawe2 tgk ijat..kalau org lain jat da teros tembak da..
nasib baik kwan nurul name nina tu ckp ijat muke mcm baby..lau tk abes
nurul da kena tembak tau.mcm baby pon tanye dier,minat ke??hehehe...

Jamie: Ijat, at last aku dapat surf kau nye blog... punyalah susah...btw, luv u bro

-snake:ahhh~setelah sekian lame....i love u too my sri lankan sister!!

leelee: heylos, one of ur daily readers. haha. ur entries all sumpa klaka la! nvr fail to make me laugh gile gile gile each time esp when i had a bad day. kwangkwang. happy working ehh (: & tkcre many many

-snake:wah...gile sampai 3 kali...brutal tu..hehe..tankiyu leelee...my blog is e medicine to all sadness..so lau sedih2 dtg la.kalau tk sedih pon dtg,kalau tgh mara pon dtg,kalau tgh horny pon dtg,kalau tgh hapi pon dtg,kalau tgh nervous pon dtg,kalau tgh dtg pon dtg...ape ckp..tankiyu!

Nazurah: haha. tak ketawa bile bace blog ijat mcm tak sah sey. hahaha eh i've not yet see you in unif too. harap2 satu hari i bump into you in unif! HAHAHAHA

-snake:tkmo laa..nanti naz bump into me nanti tros tkley tido malam tau..nanti gile2 bayang nanti susa...hehee

YANNUR: hello dude. ish. sejak bile kite tukar blog link sey, selengeh. hahaha. anyway, that "ex" tak tau rasa malu ke? ish. jatoh mertabak wanita. haish. *speaking katakan*

YANNUR: sorry for the double post. i thought the latest tag kat atas. LOL.

-snake:ntah..time tu ijat went into ur blog,tapi tkde,so i assume blog atau link da tuka...ayerr.
my 2nd ex tu gaknye mmg tk malu langsong.minah la katekn.tpi tk sume la mcm gitu tul tk yannur?krane org mcm gitu,jgn ckp martabak wanita,murtabak mama pon jato..

lina =)): haha . . sweet talking m.f pe. hahaha . . nice entry . . i tink ure too small tt im infrt of u at cthall oso u cant c la . . hahaha . . miss gg out w u sia . . !!! tc

-snake:ak ah...swit talker laaaa....not me..im not like tat kan lina??? (lina:cough* cough*) hehe

rini: wah ijat...list makin mmnjang...wakaka....btw rini tgh on hiatus sampi bulan 11...heheh...jadi kan part update2 tu susah datang...nanti rini da update ijat 1st erson rini tag okey???

-snake:ak ah ler...everysince ijat ilang last year,byk link da tkde..so nw jat nk naik kan balik my circle of frens..k go..kalau rini da update.cepat2 tag ijat..

*yaNa*: u noe what?! i agree sey with ya latest post! so trueeeeee!

-snake:n u knw wat?! i reli agree sey wif ut tag!!! so true!!! hehe

*nanasontoloyo: weik!

-snake:nana!!! da lame menghilang! bile nk lawan panton agi!

kit 'ain: ijat gerek ah! ur entries are sooo bagutttt ah! masok akal nye.. heheh and damn u funny man la

kit 'ain: eh...sory eh klua byk2... lol

kit 'ain: k this time am reali sory.. didnt mean to flood ur tag!

-snake:wahaha..k part ni i reli laugh..tk pena org mintak maaf 2 kali in a row..
senang2 dtg lagi la ain! n remember,e angry mama on e national day will alwaes be behind u as long as u still hold his flag...jeng jeng jeng...so plz return wats nt urs...

nira: gerek pe cite casper...zaman junyuan,zaman name kau bukan IJAT....wakaka...

-snake: shhhhhhh!!!!..kalau tau diam~tkmo expose! byk org tau nk buno aku! hih...

yann: relink kay jat jat

-snake:yessaa!!! yayan is back!!!

ABIDAH!: IJATTTT!!!!! wahhaha.... lame ah tk baca blog ijat!!! klw bibid baca blog ijat.,, nnt kwn2 bibid pikir bibid gile,sbb ketawe sorg2! hahahha.. tc bro. i miss going out wif u n lai2 belo-jer.. heeehehhe

-snake:haaha..den bace la srg2..bile tkde org tgk bibid bace.(da mcm tgk porn la pulak)
miss bibid n e rest too!!!!

HUda: robocop lar sgt.. HAHA! i tink i prefer seeing u in uniform den home clothes. =D

-snake:k,nanti satu ari u call lina,nadia sume klua wif me n zul laa..i wear uniform..suke?

iraspydey: kasi muker naik kepale la tu.. totally with the "shame-shame" entry..~

iraspydey: alamak...terluper nk type agree~ ahaks~ k da!

-snake:wahah..btol2..org mcm gitu..sepatutnye kite kasi muke..lepas tu kasi dier naik kepale tut..ah baru padan muke drg..heh..

'SHACUTE™: Okey. Aku Giler Sebab Ketawa Macam Nenek Kebayan When Reading Ijat's Latest Entry. SHAME Kepeeee? Andd, Sardine Je Muka Mat Tu Mintak Rokok!

-snake:nenek kebayan pon tkde ketae sebrutal gitu..hehe..yg pasal mat tu..
itu cite rekaan,tiada kene mengene dgn yg hidup,atau yg mati, atau yg belom branak..
tapi tat kind reli exist la..

acah: Eeeyerrrrr!! shame shame nyerr. asal tanak jalan jalan bogel skali eyy. hah! eeyeerrr! taksuke seyy org tu mcm. mintak kne penyepak rasul!! heeeee!

-snake:tau taaakpe...sabar acah sabar,bawak bertenang...biar ijat yg kasi drg penyepak jesus..

fuh~cram sey tgn..
buey tahan byk jgak tag ni kali...
well.. ppl...
after tis im not gonna update for quite some time tau..
coz i'm goin outstation.cey setep bussiness man la pulak..
i mean i will out of singapore..on a cruise..

*drumroll*

TAAAADAAAAAAA~

k tis is not in my mind..ade kerosakan technical
sikit..ni mcm mane bdk2 A.V.A ni bwat keje..
kuang aja tol laa..bikin aku malu...
woiii!!! wrong slide la!

kecekik!! (bunyi tercekik)

saaaaaaap...besakan??from here u can see my room..
from e left,on e fifth storey,u count 78 window..tat is my room..
k kalau krg btol2 semangat gi kire krg mmg bengap..hehe
niwae i'll be goin to k.l....
i'll be goin there if my frens,so anione wanna kirim ape2?
dodol ke?poster tomok newboyz ke?slua dlm papa jahat ke?

da lame tk gi holidae..skali skale....
enjoy a nice holidae on a cruise..
waah~sedap la jugak...
go casino la, go lancing2 la,go kalaoke laa..
den mlm bole ngorat(bahase m'sia sey) orang puteh..
cey..org putih pon tk pandang gaknye asian punye,
tkpelaa...janji enjoy...
ah......
cnt wait...

i'll be departin on wed...
so anione who wanna giv me gd bye wish or gd bye kiss,
plz do so b4 wednesday...
mane tau...aku pegi tk kembali..
who knw my kapal tengelam..
den tengelam dekat artic ocean lak tu...terlanggar ice cube..
ntah mcm mane nk pegi k.l. bole end up kat situ lak..
den thousands died..another thousand were suck into e
ocean along wif e ship..tapi biasak laa..hero mesti survive..
onli a handful survive..den we were surrounded by
man eatin sharks...but then e shark da jinak punye..so
they smile at us n carry us back on their back to e shore..
after tat they jump into e fire n we hav ourself a
sharkfin soup...den tat we realise we are now in
jurassic park...den got a giant purple dinosaur chase
after us..

ROAR! (dgn garang nye)

so e 48 of us run wif all our might....
e dinosaur ate 30 of e survivor..how many remainder
of e survivor tat survive e catastrophe?(5 marks)
den suddenly ah da k..
da merapek tk ke mane la pulak...

so i will be back by fridae if im nt wrong..
but tgk2 la berita kalau ade cite pasal kapal tengelam..
arghh..mane tau..on tat ship i might fine sumone i love..
(or perhaps to make love) da jadi mcm cite titanic la pulak..
tapi part mati tu da tk best laaa....

haisss...
i'm low on budget la after tis trip..
mesti ikat perot la nmpk nye after tis trip..cnt enjoy2..
cepat laaaaaaaa gaji next month!!!

anione nids a part time werker??
despatch rider?? i can help u send items??
or send u to werk place or school?
i nid to start savin alredi...
coz maybe after ns..me planin to go back school laa..
no idea wer..

gt list a few laa..
like :
takin private O' lvl n werk part time..collect money
den after tat go MDIS take part time n werk part time..
or MDIS full time..or go poly..
or maybe go ite,take on a new course ke ape...
den advance till i go poly...tk pon gi uma jiran blaja ngaji..
tgk la mcm mane..still got a few more months to go...

dang..e road to adulthood is tough...
n i wanna collect money..n get a new bike..
if my saving is over 10k..i'm plannin to get myself
an r6 laa..argghh...mak ai..random na bende ni sume kua..

ok...tats all for todae..
see u guys soon..
don miss me too much ok..
bye now...

bye now...im goin on a cruisee!!!
so tis is good bye den...

2007-08-17T00:57:00.000+08:00

------------shame shame----------------

heylow everybody,everyhand,everyhead,
everyleg,everyarm,everynose n everylavigne...

i hope ur doin fine..
n todae...e guru of shameless gonna discuss
e thing bout shame...

wats is shame..

well...its start from wen ur a kid..
k time kindergarten dulu...
ever heard of e werd....
durin my kindergarten days....

-my kindergarten fren: eeeiii...ijat kencing dalam
sluaaaa~ eeiiii....shame shame.....eeeiiiii...
ayo tk tau mak balik bwk kayu..
-me: KEPALA BUTO AR!!! diam bole tk!!!
ni bkn kencing!!! ni air gatal!!!!! BODOnye babi!!!
mak kau ar balik bwk jantan!!

tat was e most common thing tat kid wud sae..
shame shame...while strokin their index finger down
their cheek...tat was durin my time laa..
tak tau ar bdk2 skrg bwat camne,mesti tanye
cikgu kindergarten....cough* eika cough*

n so....y i came up to tis topic??
wonderin riiiite...
well......i had enuf of tis thing..
hmm....my 2nd ex...
(well of coz u guys neve heard of her b4..
coz it was long2 ago tat im wif her..
dier masok dlm after i broke up wif her
2 or 3 years back)
whom i tot alredi died...
suddenly msg me back!!!! argh...dier da kuaa rupenye!!
panicked skejap..wer e hell she got my numbr frm..
but so...tkkn tknk layan kan..n soooo again...
we msg each other onli...onliiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
it was like a few daes of msgin,n i was like..
layan nk tknk...coz of sumthin she did in e past..
n sooo..e basic typical msg ppl alwaes asked..

-ex:u tgh bwat ape?u da makan?u katne?
u da mandi?u da berak?u da cebok? etc...

n so...e first dae she msg me...
suddenly...

-ex:ohh..u ley transfer ur prepaid at mine tak?
-me:(carik alasan)tkley ar,my ppd low..den sumore i usin
singtel..i donno hw to do..
-ex:den buy for me topup card..
-me:tkde duit ar....(den all her msg i ignore)
-ex:hehe...tkla main2 jer...

e next followin dae lagi senang...
dier tau aku da gaji....

-ex:u nga bwat ape?belikan i top up card..
-me: TAK SENANG AR!!!!
-ex:kong aja ar ko! da ar!

wahahahaha!!!
pat tu klakaa...
tkde assalmulaikom tkde helo gd mornin...
aley2 gitu..peeeyyyyyy gi da!
ni da hag puih..bey mcm tk tau maluu..
even sum gerls asked me to top up for them..
i top up but they giv me money first....
kalau kau matair aku tkpe laaa..
ni dini mcm kulit setebal krete tank tk tau malu
main order jer...dier pikir bpk aku pendagang kain ke..
mcm selambe pom pi pi jer dier order mcnugget...
mcm laa glamour sgt laki nk top up kan dier..
laki bodo atau laki gile pussy je la yg top up kan dier..

so i come up wif a theory..
no shame = take advantage

to baru dipanggil no shame...

n another type of no shame...

one fine dae...
i was smokin..
den came a new fren,i juz knw punye laa...
-me:*smile baru keje sini ker?
-guy:ak ah...
-me:isap rokok?(offerin him sebatang)
n tat guy took it....

tat is hw guys like wanna start make fren,
offerin each other ciggies..den start conversation..

but then...

-me:tkde rokok?
-guy:ak ah..sedap rokok tu?
-me:eyyy...sedap,mane tk sedap...nah..

and...

-me:nari pon tkde rokok jugak?
-guy:tkde laa..lupe nk bwk..
-me:ouu.....okae...
-guy:errr...rokok sebatang...
-me:hmm...bsok bwk laa..kau ari2 tk bwk..nah..

and...

-me:(alamak dier dtglaaa)
-guy: jat..rokok sebatang..
-me:last batang laa...
-guy:ah...stengah ar stengah...bsok aku janji aku bwk..
-me:ahhh nah laa

and....

-guy:eh mane ijat?slalu dier isap kat sini??

same goes for lendin money...
i hate loanin ppl money..
n i hate to borrow ppl money...
i reli hate hutang!!! tats y i don like to borrow or lend..
bak kate pepatah melayu...
hutang jase dibayar jase,hutang duit dibayar duit..
hutang darah dibayar darah,hutang tai long..cepat2 bayar!

ppl who hav no shame..
tend to take advantage..
e more u giv,e more they take..
e longer u let it go on..e longer they will stay wif u..

shameless ppl exist..
unlike dinosaur,it cant extinct..
(except for one dinosaur)
barney...
(n another one,which roams ard in s'pore)
Milo dinosaur!!!
if ur shameless tapi in a kiyut wae tkpe..
mcm baby lari terkedek2 bogel...
but if ur shameless nt in a very pleasant wae
mcm adult lari terkedek2 bogel..
so tis 2 makes a very huge different...
shameless kiyut...
but shameless in a sweet wae is like tis...

eg.
ppl hav no shame,its either bcoz they are born like
tat,or they think they can take advantage of e other party..
k maybe sum of u may experience tis werby..

-guy:hai ley kenal2..(mak ai!most pathetic pickup line to me)
-gerl:who ar u?wer u got my numbr!!(cnferm u will reply like tis)

they next dae...

-guy:u..ur eyes mesmerise me,ur nose is very big,ur kening
is very pink n sharp like macdonald...n i am in love wif u..
i wan u to be my steady...
-gerl:ehh..u so swit...okaee...
-guy:yess...u nw my stead kan? i nk tuuuuUUUu~

e guy were like so shamelesss!!!!!!!!
i don even hav e courage to do tat seriously..
one month of knowin each other pon i WONT hav
e courage to do tat..n some are juz shamelessssssssss....
remember gerls..don buy swit talk!!!

-gerls:sweet talk kn kedai bubble tea??n we love to drink
bubble tea!! u cnt stop us ijat!!!!

-me: i din sae don buy AT sweet talk..wat i mean is..
do buy swit talk frm guys...i reli hate swit talker
mother fucker!!!! arghh!!! if they hav sweet tounge
but their breathe are smelly bwat ape?? get e picture??

everydae,
cnferm u will bump into tis kinda character..
n they cn be everybody...
everyhand,everyhead etc..
sooooo....becareful out there!!!

now to my tag repliess!

EFF: ijattt! update more more soon k?? NK TAWE BYK2!! HEHEHEHE!! ((:

-snake:ketawa la kamu byk2...tapi jgn lupe solat k..(-_-" tkde kene mengene langsong)

acah: HAHAHAHAH stupid sey the videos!! acah penah tgk da last one b4. takde maksud ahh kekek shiaa! oh n e number is ........ (we'll be back after the break) HEHEHEHE!!

acah: oh ijatt pi tgk blog acah skrg cepaaat!! ade surprise seyy. cepatt cepat skrg jugakkk!!

-snake:(aleh2 ade lagu newboyz)seeeejarah mungkin berulaaaaaAAaang~

Orange: Hey, I am a big fan of your hilarious blog and I might have bump into you a couple of time while you're on duty. Link me up please? Thanks.http://www.bloodredlilies.blogspot.com

Orange: Oops. Soory for the multiple tags. Tee-hee

-snake:wahahaha!! congratulation! u made it to e guiness world record for taggin e same thing over n over again at snake69.blogspot!! hehehe!! wah,actually i've been waitin for sumone to break e record.finally u made it!!! (fireworks) hih...ok u've been linked aini..so see ya ard new fren!!!tankiyu for ur support!!!

Eika: ijot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eika rasa dat time eika nmpk ijot lah... hahahahahahahahhaa.... nk tegur tk sempat... lol.. muke stop it eh ijat..

-snake:yerrr eiko!! eiko kucing yg berbulu bulu!!! ijot dgr!!..nmpk?? kat mane sey??
hehe....tkley stop it laa..muke da semula jadi mcm gitu..

meeznur: ijat...frensta nurul dah ok. cume my fren's one.then nurul gi kawan punya tgk media box die, ader html worm gitu. dah delete dah..abeh page dier blank pulak.. ahaha.. ijat nye dah ok?

meeznur: oh yeah, and thanx fer the so-called instructions cum advice... =))

-snake:haaahaaa..ijat punye da bole!

HUda: u dare interogate me!! hahahaha! bluek!! incident dhoby ghaut ehk.. hahahaha!

-snake:u hav e right to remain silent.u ar ape ntah in e code of law bla bla bla
n my fren call me murphy,u call me robocop...

lina =)): weit!! mane menghilg ni?!! kejap ade kjap tk?!! panztatz!!

-snake:ah ni da ade balik ni!wahaa

till next time!!
i love u all!!!!!!!!
n...todae firewerk festival..
weeeee!!
but im on duty....arghhh~so lau jumpe kat lua jgn lupe
nk tegur tau....

niwae...
anione interested??
i'm single n available...

biar tau malu,jgn tk tau malu..tu la prinsip ku
so tis is good bye then....

2007-08-13T01:04:00.001+08:00

-------------made in india----------------

helo everibodi!

ckp laa helo balik...

k nvm..
n so todae,me gonna post sum video for u
guys to watch..n u knw wat.....
if yen can cook,so can u...
tats wat e india ppl ar thinkin..
n u knw wat?
im gonna show u sum clips..
sum old hindi movie...klakaaaaaa giler!

first up...
u guys surely hav watch superman aite?
how bout spiderman?
den u gotta love tis clip...
graphic baik...nice chreography!! huahuaaaahuaaa

n tis one,another superman clip...
tapi yg ni,superman da pencen...
tgk perot dier la beb,bole isi anak org sey kat dalam..
look properly,tis superman wears a skirt...

tis one..is reli one of a kind..
aku tk tau camne nk explain,
nk kate kiyut pon ade,nk kate irritatin pon ade
nak kate seram pon ade...
tis is micheal jackson wen he is a child,
ligat sak ni anak...

k u watch micheal jackson thriller music video tak?
the one wer m.j. become like zombie..n dance wif
e rest of e zombies...well....
check tis one out...tis is my fav!!
e subtitle funny!!!!!!!

oaite...update abit onli..
i nid to sleep ...
n so here is to my tag replies!

aini: again i was here! so tak feverit nama shariffah aini lahhhhh!

-snake:huahuahua..okay pe sharifah aini..

'SHACUTE™: I Want To Take MRT Ah, Can? Nak Kacau Ijat Tengah Duty, Can? HURRR! ( Actually, Tak Ada Idea Ape Nak Tagg Ni Hah! ) =.="

-snake:bole ape sala nye...tapi kalau kene tembak jgn salakn ijat eh..hehe..actually pon tak ade idea ape nk reply jugak ni...hih..-_-"

blog-surfer: take the MRT luhh! its d easiest..i think..=D

-snake:alerr.byk2 asal pilih mrt...

EFF: takee mrt leh nmpk ijat bawak tembaK! hehehehe. (((:

-snake:mane tau jat tk bwk tembak...skali ijat bawak tombak pulak.(tombak tu spear dlm bahase melayu)

Huda: i always take the train. HAHA!! *smile to ijat from ear to ear*

-snake:.....ade laa peristiwa kat dhoby gaut...shhhhh...

Faris: volunteer kat grassroot activitity...blh gi layan orang tua2 kat situ:P

-snake:ah ni name dier rakyat yg baik..

Fuzy: EH!! EH!! i SAW YOU!! DAY:FRIDAY.AT: Orchard mrt.. AWW~~~ u sOOO SMART WEARING THE UNIFORM.. MUKA PUNYA LA FIERCE!!!!

Fuzy: haaha..i was just board the train den,wen the train nak tutup,i saw u ,in the group of four.. chehdiba.. cair la girl!! sunngguh 'ahem' HANDSOME minus Kiut.

-snake:ya saw me??tk tegur seyy..hehe fierce kebabai...tapi.....erkk...hensem?hehe malu la boboi..(lari sembunyi sambil menutup kemaluan...

acah: asal semue npk ijat kat mrt! acah naek mrt tak npk pun!! ijat laen kali lau station kt ane2 call acah k. 1800-acahseyy.COM.my. HAH!

-snake:acah...lebih baik jgn nmpk tau..pasal tkot bile nmpk nanti acah tros gile byg..tkmo tkmo..lain kali lau jat nk menjelma,ijat call acah laa..berape number dier lagi?

argh...mrt ade ape sey??
oaite laaaaa.....
i reli nid sleep...very sleepy..jap agi keje...
tido 2 jam pon jadi laaaa

to those who haven see me in uniform..tis is 4 u!
so tis is good bye then...

2007-08-10T01:13:00.000+08:00

-----------a true patriot------------------

niwae..
first off all...
i like to wish....
happy birthdae singapore!!!

selamat menyambut ulang tahun yg ke berape ntah
aku pon tak tahu singapore...
semoga panjang umo murah rezeki..
blaja rajin2 tau...tkmo nakal2..dgr ckp mk bpk k..
itu saje..

well...
todae is national day...
i mean juz now laa..coz i was like update late..
juz came back frm werk sey..
while u guys were happily hu ha hu haa..
pom pi pi..hapi national dae..piang piang..
i was deployed..to safeguard ur choo choo train..
arghh...penat la sey...1 whole dae standin..

niwae...
for u guys who were enjoyin e firewerk juz now..
i wanna ask u guys tis question..
how much do u knw bout singapore..

wat happen in 1819?
who founded singapore?
who compose e national anthem?
at wat year did singapore gain independence?
wat e heck is a merlion

well...
1819 is wen raffles came
raffles founded singapore
zubir said compose e national anthem
independence in 1965 if im nt wrong..
e merlion is a mystical creature tat otroman ijat
defeat in 1911...but then they put merlion statue
but nt otromen ijat...sob sob

n ya
i knw got sum ppl out there claim tat they love
singpore...but donno e roots of singapore..
i bet sum don even knw their president name..
like tat time i ask tis 2 year old kid,n his answer is
otromen ijat...

now tis post is wen i interact wif my readers
n fellow blogmate on wat they think of singapore..
n i want u to tag me wif ur entries

so my question is...
if u were a true patriot...
wat wud u do?

*take arm n protect singpore
*contribute to singpore economy
*dig ur nose n stick it at e classroom table
*peep at ijat while he is peeing
*volunteer in grassroot activity
*migrate to other country
*prevent aides n aids...
*prevent n deter crime
*join political party
*go underage party
*or take e mrt?

choose any of e above option..
n then giv me e reason y..

so wat are u waitin for..
best entry stand to win,
2 days 3 nite at hotel meng wah,geylang lorong 24..
n breakfast wif ijat...

now onto my tag replies
from my lovely dudly cuddly kukly
makely tukely fadly bartly kedily
popely readers n fellow blogmate!

Faris: HAHA kelakar giler bapak nenk moyang sak haha...

-snake:kesian nenek moyang..terbatok2 sey dalam kubo

*yaNa*: ijat ijat .. berangan2 je tau ehk. hahahah

-snake:biar berangan,jgn isap dadah

Fuzy: heiii ther!! haahaa.. issit tru pakcik g isap bangla nye?? eeeuuu!! really issit! yuuckkk!!! tke cre,kay!!

-snake:ak ah..ape nta yg best nah..rase dark coklat gaknye..ah tak tau laa..
tk pena isap,nanti satu ari jat da try den i'll tell ya!

iraspydey: the song veri cute..tapi wad is he trying to sing eyk? u understand eyk the language?

-snake:sumthin like tis,kureneko tango tango tango ku tetek nk tepi,skali pegi gek poh! kureneko tango tango tango...(ntah laa bahase mcm kelatan jer)

nanivee: hey ijat. new reader here. heh. funny lah your blog. I can't help it but to laugh when reading ur stories. cam org giler, ketawe2 sendiri. aniwae, link me otae..tank-Q.

-snake:weeee!! new reader old reader still i treat e same..jgn takot,its normal to laugh..
org giler je yg tk ketawe bile bace..oaite..i'll link ya

yann: hehehehe. ijat dlm gmbr kat latest post hensem. PUJI SIKIT JERRRR. tkmo kembang la k? hahaha.

-snake:eh..mane ader....(mengembang) tk laaa.. yayan!! i miss u laa!!! jgn ilang !!!

so tag me back wif ur entries!

malulah singapura~(apek nyanyi national anthem)
so tis is gd bye then...

2007-08-06T13:13:00.000+08:00

------------all in a days werk-----------------

k gd mornin...
i mean afternoon..
ngan muke aku yg blom mandi ginii..
ngantok woo..tau tau je la..abg tkley tido malam.
well....

1st thing 1st...
i'll do yg wajib dulu...

readers:wajib?sembahyang lima waktu??

no i mean tag reply laa...
reply to all my taggers..

readers:abeh sembahyg lime waktu pon wajib.

errr...err.....
readers look behind u!!! ade pompuan joget
tiang la!!!!

readers: (look behind)

BAAM!!! (close door)

ok..wer were we..
ya tag replies!!!

b-s: haha.cute song.kawaii-nehh!=D

-snake:yesssaa....kawaaiii!! (wif e typical peace sign)

EFF: mcm kiutt kan nie song! hehehe. ijat byk bende2 weird kan tp stylee! hehehe. go ijatt! ((:

-snake:kiyut kaan?bole imagine muke budak kecik mate sepet kulit kuning pakai baju helo kitty tgh nyanyi

huda: hehe.. ijat ngigau.. hehehe... aniwaez take care! =)

-snake:apeley buat..da ngigau.sape tido sekatil ngan ijat,nasib dier laa..

iqahluluk: i think i saw u at cthall. actually many times oreadi. all over spore. =x hello.

-snake:oh hello iqah!issh..abey tk tegur....

acah: ijaaaatt ade insomnia ekk. acah pun samer laahh. nanti smp nangis2 tau pakse diri tido. ishhh tahap

acah: *tahap kritikal. sleeping pill pun tk jln! hahhah lagu cuteee!! k dah thankiuk! hah.

-snake:wahah..sampai nangis kaper?kire kambing lompat pagar laa..ijat tgk kat kartun it alwaes werks..sleepin pill mmg tk jalan la acah...jat da try..jat letak sleepin pill tu atas table,bey suro dier jalan sendiri.dier tk jalan2...fed up sey..

eyscha: hahahaha. beralas betol updaet2 awak eh. ada gaya mcm politica

-snake:hih...beralas ke tk beralas?tusal bole jadi ahli politic tak?jgn terpranjat la satu ari lau nmpk ijat kat banner.jadi mp..vote for ijat!

heyheyhey: hey hey hey! lets go out on a dae with me since u said u were bored.

-snake:how to go out on a date wif u?i'll hav difficult time callin out ur name..heyheyhey..kasi la name btol sikit

Ayiz~!: heyhey! Da lamer tk nampak! haha!! link me up yar!! cya!!

-snake:alritey kawan kepade ex aku yg tglkan aku..wahaha..k ayis..kau pon link aku alek!

damn...
tis pass few daes has been tirin for me...
keje keras beb...
yesterdae was e most tirin laaa...nk tau asal?

readers:naaaak!!!

kite akan sambung selepas iklan tersebut..

are u tired of holdin ur fone while driving?
are u havin difficulties of usin earpiece tat cnt
be plug into ur ear?
n are u tired of tired?

well..ur problem is solve!!
wif e new state of e art

maskin tape! u can tape ur fones to ur ear
witout even holding it!!!AMAZIN!

readers:wuuuuuUUUuuu!

n wait if u call now,u not onli get one,not two but
1 n e halve of maskin tape for free!!!
so wat are u waitin for?christmas?call now!!!
at 1800 maskin tape...

jeng jeng jeeeenggg...(skali lagu da)

k u knw wat happen smalam?
well..yesterdae i hav a bet laa..
bcoz tis past few daes,i bump into a few case...
last week jer..i caught sumone takin drugs..ah tu kene bwk balik.
so e confident is there laa..
so i request to patrol at woodland mrt...den my supervisor pon tanye
for wat purpose..i sae la i wanna bring home a subject...
i wanna collect award..nk tangkap org la ari tu.....
so we hav a bet,me n my supervisor..
if i cudden arrest a subject on tat dae,i muz run two rounds
ard e field after shift...provided,its nt a wrongful arrest..
dgn smangat berkobar..aku pon accept e
challenge..
n yea..bertungkus lumus peloh pelir mcm khinzir nk branak..
find case,check certain area yg drug abuser alwaes hangout..
screen on bangla for illegal immigrant...mcm2 argh...
but i failed..arghhh...no luck tat dae...

ade case lagi..ni ade kelakaa sikit.
baru lepas beli makan..i was holdin big gulp,
n my partner holdin bee hoon old chang kee kiri kanan..
da mcm balik pasar la gitu...
skali tis guy we met earlier was loiterin at there..coz b4 tat
he sae he goin to werk..then he went off..aleh2 kat situ..
so my partner pon sound dier laa..n it sound like tis..

-partner:chong ching chong?
(translate:i tot u go werk alredi?)

-e guy:wa ching tang pui pui liang ko kok..
(translate:i wait for a fren)

but then we knw he's been lyin to us..
coz he sae his fren wanna call him.tapi si
lahabau badan berbau ni tkde hp..
da tu,tkde ic lak tu...

den suddenly he run away..

-partner:OIii!
-me:eh..chase la!!

ah kau..dgn old cng kee kiri kanan,n me wif big gulp lari
keja si penyangak tu..abey tumpah2 air aku..sialan..klaka pulak..
but i reached to tat guy first..grab his arm,den slam him to e wall..
retak sey wall tu(mcm paham la)
submission him against e wall...n my partner question him..

ade case unatural lust..ah tu kirekan laki ngan laki laaa..
tat one oso pey geli..bangla dgn satu pak cik ni..but
then i din get to catch e bangla..pey lincah dier lari..
pakcik pon pakcik laa...we detain him n question him...
bodo..da ade anak bini..dier gi isap bangla punye...
then we gt news tat org tua tu cnferm kene rotan..
eeeeiiiii........geli geliman aku dibwat nye...

riot case skali jer...
tu pon christmas last yr...
but it was a failure laa...coz onli me n my partner jer..
n we came too late..

other case are like bomb treat laa..injured commuter...
atau org terjun kat track...tu laa keje yg paling
popular...if u ask me,i've seen all e jumpin on track footage..
brutal beb...

ade lagi..tapi yg lain tu confidential laa..
i cnt tell all e things here wat..

readers:btol btol...

tapi mane tau kan satu ari...
well i like to fantisize...

i was patrolin a e mrt..den suddenly there was an
arm robbery!wah brutal laa!!!!
den they carry gun..n carry a gunny sack wif a dollar sign
initial onit.(classic sey) n they wer those mask tat pemotong
rumput slalu pakai..e grass cutter alwaes wear wan laa..

den me n my partner pon keja..but then they fired at us...

piau piau!!!

we dodge n take cover behind a fat lady...n we return
fire!!

meow meow meow!! skali bunyik kuncing laa..

piau piau...

they oso take cover behind e fat lady nye mother..
so there is a gun fight laa...piau sane piau sini..
but then suddenly my partner was shot..

i was holdin him in my arm...
-partner:snake~tell my mother i love her..
-me:is ur mother hot?
-partner:no,she's married..n giv tis letter to my gerl..
errk...im feelin cold...very cold...i cnt....plsss......erkk.
.tankiyu 4 everythin snake..erk!!.....ah~..zZZzzzzzzZZzzzzz
zzzzzzZZZzzzzz.....zzzz.....
-me:ah damn..he's asleep..looks like i got to do tis alone..

so i charge towards e robbers....
1 of them died coz e mask he wearin is to tight.
he cnt breath...
i gav a war cry as i charge...
yearggghhh!!!!
2 of them mati terkejot...
e other robbers close dier ear,bcoz my war cry is too loud!
n they drop dier guns...
so i shoot them one by one...n one by one they drop dead..

piau piau...tebabo!

n suddenly e earth tremble...skali there was a tank..
one of e robber escape..n bring back a tank...
e tank equip wif a machine gun n a very long turret wif
a fish tank ontop ovit for recreational purpose..fire its
shells....

boom!! tebabo!!!!
hit me directly...i was hit directly;
n they tot i was killed

but they din knw tat i was once

an otroman!!! back in my kindergarten daes...

SHIIOK!! positionin myself...in a very
steady stance....i can see from here...
my house,my ex house,e place wer i lepak...
n of coz,e robber tank...which seem to be wobble..
hahaa..tis is for my fren,family n my pet tortoise..
u shall die!! in e name of justice!! shhiiook!

so i fire bende pusing2 frm my hand!!!
fweeeeesssssh!!!!!! piaaauuu..tiu tiu tebabo!!!
it richochet of e ground...
n hit e robber's mother head which seem to be e source
of thier power...

kau pecah skali kepale mak dier..

arggghhhh!!! she shout....
-robber:mama!!!!!!
n e tank explode...

after e fight..i searchin for my partner..
wer e hell did he go? i wonder...den i lift up my right leg..
n there he is..squashed under my feet...dead..
oh well...

so i quickly fly back home...n i knw it look
very stiff like a doll..but i reli did fly home...

i transorm to my old self..n
den i met up my fren,coz they are worried sick
bout me...they tot i was dead...
but i told them...i hav sumthin on...
n so we all go home n live happily ever after...

how i wish tat happened..wahh~my ns life wud be
much interestin...

well..im bored..

remember kids,otroman ijat exist if u believe
in ur heart...
so tis is good bye then.....

2007-08-03T19:16:00.000+08:00

-----------6 weird things about myself------------

hyeloww...

firstly credits to Dee
for tis kiyutatae song!!! i love tis song!!
but 1st i nid to make myself get used to it
first coz...i kept laughin upon hearin e song...
e title of e song is...kuroneko no tango..

n secondly..
well todae,daddy yantee tag me..
6 weird things bout myself...
okay..
tkmo terpranjat suda bile krg dgr..

1.ijat don hav tickle nerves..coz krg geletek aku
kat mane2 pon...i neve feel geli..geletek perot pon tk geli,
bawa ketiak pon tidak,kaki lagi jgn harap..
mane2 laa...tkde tempat geli.senyum pon tidak..
tats y my fren call me
a man witout tickle nerves...cold kann??

2.ijat eat very slow...very damn slow..u can finish
..2 plates,while i still haven finish mine..a test has
proven tat zul can eat 2 plates,n i still haven finish mine..
tis habits wen i was a baby lagi..kunyah nasi brape pulo
kali pon tk tau,sampai da benyeh mcm bubur baru telan.
average eatin duration:30 mins
longest eatin duration:45-50 mins..
n my reason will alwaes be e same..
makan mesti mauuuuu rase~

3.at nite,i tend to shout while asleep...
serious sungguh tk bedek..
shout as in pekik,reli shout till e whole family woke up..
my mum sae tis are e things i alwaes shout..
-yeearggghhh!!!
-aku tak takot dengan kau!!!
-lepas kan aku!!!
-mati/buno kau!!!
-adoii!!!sakit!!!
-mane kau nk lari!!!
spooky rite??mcm kene sampok..hehe
tis are e frequent shout out(da mcm frenster la pulak)
yea..bt i donno laa..got sumore but juz plain mumblin.

4.i kip usin e werd bilang..
eg.
-me:gi BILANG mamak tu brape gule ni..
e correct werd:
-??:gi TANYE mamak tu brape gule ni...
n e one alwaes spot me is ayu..dari dulu laaaa
da tk bole bwat ape2 agi

5.believe me or not..i make love,
i can get horny.i gt sex drive like a bull
n duh,most of all i am straight..but
i can refuse sex offers...tk caye kaaan?? hehe..
serious,very weird..one incident,lyin there naked.
n i hav no mood at all...n gt two incident
a virgin offer me their virginity..but i reject..
nt once,but twice diff person in my life...unbelievable kan??
weird tk for a men to even
ignore sex opportunity like tat??
i am not a sex maniac,tk dapat tk mati...tol tk kwn2!!
well i dare to sumpah..

6.well,anione who hav my msn can see it for themselve..
i don sleep at nite..even if tmrw werkin in e morn..
u can see me online all e wae,its either i watchin anime
or playin games..n bout my previous post way back..
my longest awake witout sleep at all is 3 daes,goin 4..
but i reli force myself to sleep..so sesape nk pasang
security guard kat uma drg...juz call me..

well tats all about me..
e 6 weird things bout me..
unbelievable?believe it...
(da mcm ripley's believe it or not)

-EFF: ijat blog bukan sahaje kelakar tapi bermakne laaa kan! ((:
-snake:hehe..btol!! eff jugak yg paham my style of bloggin eh.. -qamarya: ijat masok pantun contest nak? confirm menang $$$$$$$$$$$ .... kire la braper $$ -snake:issh.byk tu $..kaye $$ ijat..da pena masok da..dulu,lawan ngan arwah nordin ahmad..tapi pat dier panton gurindam jiwa je jat kala..tu la dpt hamper kotex utk setahun sebagai sagu hati..
-qamarya: woit! true la sey.. kte ader website full gambar minah dakwa nakeds.. tapi kai tudung!!.. i mean, whats the point of wearing right??.. brader, lu daring ah post gini...gua saluts sama lu...
-snake:hmm..tapi ni bkn pasal wats e point of wearin..kalau nk bwat video pon,cut e tudong la..pakai la turban ke,helmet ke..tapi fetish masing2..apeley bwat.. -yaNa: the pantun so funnnyyy.
-snake:tu panton yg peno bermakne tau..not.. -yann: hi brader! hahah. aper ahh the website utk tu pakai tudung buat keje tk senonohh? nk nengok!
-snake:wahaha..yayan pon nk tgk gak??aiyoo..nanti laa..kat msn jat kasi.. -Fida: alamak ni beby ganyot ehk, link la gue cepat. i mean, relink! dari dulu smpai skg tk tao nk relink eh!!!!!! hahas. -snake:sori mamaganyot..lupe!! hehe..maklomlaa..bz carik makan(kat dapur)..relinkin..
-YaNtEe: Woah sucha controversial topic I see. Truly interesting. I must say I feel you dude. YaNtEe: I love your creativity of how you blogged about it in such an entertaining way that you try not to hurt the feelings of your readers like how typical bloggers would. YaNtEe: Just because its their blog and they think they deserve the right to say mean things and expect people to digest what they read. But you're diff & i respect u for that.salutes YaNtEe: Sorry eh jat my tag so long. Btw, just for fun can you please do the 6 weird things about yourself? Don't knw if you've ever been tagged. But eitherways bet it'll be interesting.
-snake:issh..tankiyu beri much yanteekos!bt diff ppl..diff style of bloggin..coz like most blogger talk bout their life n feelin..so ppl mite nt be happy n tag him/her..n bcoz its their life story n their blog.so e blogger tend to be defensive i understand.....but for me,i blog bout wat i c ard me wif my own eyes n my own werds..n to share wif readers my point of view in my own waes n style.so there is no right or wrong..so i hav to respect wat ppl tag,coz tats their idea..rambot same hitam,hati lain lain..sampai skrg so far alhamdulilah jgak,tkde haters tag..hehe..now tats e secret to bloggin..respect each others rights.. wokay..tats all for now.. till next time...n argghhh!!!! can sumone ask me out on a date!! im bored!

weng weeeng!!!biar org pandang aku giler..janji gua hapi!
so tis is good bye then..

2007-07-30T23:46:00.000+08:00

------------------me-layu..----------------------

sori e mori ppl..
its been while since i last updated..
maklomlaa..abang busy carik makan..
nk membesarkan anak anak(cacing dlm perot).
so as i promise my dear blogmate,riah...
todae me gonna update..
my monthly stories wif a mix of forum perdana..

one day...
ah ape ckp...senang senang start gini mcm suda..

well wat im gonna discuss todae is bout
malay..wat is malay...
WAT IS TYPICAL MALAY?
do u knw y we are call malay?
can anyone tell me wat is e meanin of malay??
ah ni mcm question mcm mane pompuan sunat gak..
susa nk jawab...impossible to answer.
sum of u donno wat is e true meanin of malay..
n nt interested oso to knw..
tis is why....
tis is why........
tis is why im hot..k mepek..
tis is why melayu susa nk maju..

well..i did interview wif sum of my non-malay frens..
askin their opinion bout malays..
maybe sum of u readers might hav seen them,
or even know them...

so i interview my long lost twin brother..
micheal scholfield

-m.s. : hi im micheal scofield..
-me : micheal wat do u tink of melayu??
-m.s. : melayuur? well..i see melayur..
many many melayur..here..inside prison..
many many brown colour..many many..
y i talk like bangla la pulak..yea..many melayur
-me :oh..many melayu inside prison ah?how come?
- m.s. : oh no..many drug case,theft n rioting..
i not scared...i got tattoo..melayu weak..buduh..
-me : oh ok..kurang aja dasar kupang mak kau masok angin..
-m.s. :wat u sayin?? i not understand.??
-me : i sayin tankiyu in malay..hamblau
-m.s. :y e sentence so long long for juz a tankiyu? oh well..
juz tell all e malay gerls..i am nt interested in them..
sae micheal learns to rock...eh i mean i micheal don like
malay gerls..but if they insist.i can recommend my prison mate
oso my long lost twin brother..nah e picture..

(handover e picture to me)

-m.s. : see see..look like me.wif ang kong all,e face oso same.
his name is micheal garfield..he interested in malay
gerls..i don wan,i hate malay gerls..tell them to dream on..
-me : yea la..look like u..okae mike,i'll tell them..

n so tat ends our conversation..
n yep,wat micheal sae bout malays in prison n stuff is
sumhow true enuf...even some stories i heard frm
abg abg old timer police..they sae they sad laa..
most they catch malays...drug case slalu..
kenape? wats happenin to e malays?

n so frm prison i went to a mall..
to visit another old fren...micheal schofield
god brader....

micheal jackson..

-me:hi m.j...hws ur nose doin?
-m.j. : well it kept droppin,tanx for askin..
-me:aite..so wat do u tink of malays??
-m.j. : well..to me.malays can be seen under ur void
deck playin guitar,sitin ard doin notin.create a scene..
talk n joke loudly..its alwaes under e void deck..
very disturbin..
even under my mansion rite now got malay chillin there..
-me:ouh,dgr-dgr mansion kau ade kolong kat bawa..
-m.j. : pardon my dear??
-me: ouh im sayin..so wat do u think malay shud do
rather then hangin out under ur mother i mean under
e void deck..?
-m.j. :ouuh,i wud like to suggest if they played guitar n
love to sing,y nt try their luck in talent quest or wat..
rather then sittin down there playin guitar which brings u
to no wer..tat is how i started..or for e young malay boys.
if they got nothin to do,they cud juz cum by my place..
e neveland..its fun..
-me: oh..aite tankiiyu for ur suggestion m.j. it reli helps..
i tink i better be goin now...
- m.j. : wait ijat~ wud u like to follow me to my place??
lets hav fun at neveelaa~(vanished)...... eh ijat?? wer u go?

then i went to mit my old fren..
at e gym nearby e mall...
me n him last time use to spar,train n go to gym together

guys i want u to mit my old gym partner,

hulk hogan

-hulk:ijat long time no see!! (gav me a frenly punch
on e arm)
-me: hehe..im doin very well(adoiii..tulang retak!!)
-hulk:i remember e good old days ijat..
we used to spar!! waahaahaa..n u alwaes wins..
well..but wat happen to u now??
-me:wat do u mean??

(hand me an old photo)

-hulk:wer hav all e meat n muscle go!?last time
u were buff n all muscular!?
-me:well..i break up wif my gf..n depression..
so i slim down..(nk mintak simpati la konon)
its okae,i still look presentable wat..look at my
muscles now..

(handin him my present day picture)

-me:still look presentable n macho..
-hulk:hmm..okae,u look like hang kebun..
well so wats up?
-me:well hulk..i wanna ask u,wat do u tink
of malay??
-hulk:well malay huh?i shud sae they are small
in size n timid wen alone..
-me:wat do u mean?
-hulk:nowadays malay..they wanna act tough wen in groups.
juz like those matreps..they got e quantity,but nt
e quality..especially e youngster..at young age..
they hav involved themself in gangsterism n stuff..
well,durin school daes..ofcoz ppl mite hav atleast
mixed wif rascals..n then commit themself to it..
-me:yea,n wat does it mean wen u said they
got e quality but nt e quantity??
-hulk:wat i mean is,u don nid to be in a group to b strong.
all u nid is ur own will to make urself stronger..
wat i notice todae,malays in gangs n stuff..
not like durin our good old daes eh ijat?
(gav me another frenly punch on e arm)
-me:okae tanx hulk,do u knw wers e nearest
clinic?? i think i broke my arm..

as i was makin my way to e clinic suddenly
i bump into my ex...

a famous japanese porn actress..

maria ozawa

-maria:oh my god!oh my god!! is tat u ijat!!
-me:err...yea..its me...i nid to see a doctor,
i broke my arm..
-maria:sohkaa..poor thing,now u cnt masturbate
wif tat broken hand of urs..
i knw i knw..but u hav to trust me,do as i sae. okae!
-me:(aku tampar pmpuan ni ade kang terklua
balik sushi2 dier) ok..i do as u sae...

n so..i closed my eyes...
n she held my hands...n suddenly!!
i feel my hand ended up sumwer..
in a valley of goddess...
its healin rapidly....

-maria:feelin better now??
-me:yess maria..much much better...
-maria:okae u can let go now....

45 mins later...

-maria:err..ijat,u can stop squeezin n let go..
i tink my milk is spillin out...
-me:........oh okae...sori..btw maria..i wanna ask u..
so wat do u tink of malays??
-maria:well...malays are really darin.darin as in stupid.
as u knw,there seems to be more n more malay
amature video..n as a pornstar...i think its kinda
stupid..coz doin those video will bring u no wer..
u are nt paid for it..n e malay community is very close
to each other,u will neve knw tat e video mite spread to
ur parent...those imbecile are ruinin e malay good name
which is knwn to be soft spoken n stuff..
wat turns me off is those video themself in tudungs..
i'm a porn actress so i knw of 1 website/blog tat
host photos n videos of women in headscarf..naked,
havin sex n doin blowjob...arghh~wat low lifes..
-me:yeah..i tot so too..its stupid..hmm..u do knw alot bout
malay huh?
-maria:well wat can i sae..i hav ur malay sperm inside me..
another think,wat are they thinkin...makin sex look cheap
video their sex moment..
bla bla bla...
-me:speak for urself....

n so...
after a long dae of interviewin ppl...
i finally sit down n relax by e seaside..
romantic kaaan...
n think back...melayu??
is melayu sedang me-layu..(wilting)
wat does e werd melayu means??

well here is e fact..
about malays history,

History

The Malay people are believed to have originated in Borneo and then expanded outwards into Sumatra and later into the Malay Peninsula. These people were descendants of Austronesian-speakers who migrated from the Philippines and originally from Taiwan(kite org cine pe nye). The main foundation of this school of thought lies in the fact that the oldest Malay settlements have been discovered in Sumatra and not in the Malay Peninsula. This suggests an upward - south to north - migratory route.

Etymology

According to the History of Jambi(jambi ke jamban?), the word Melayu originated from a river with name Melayu River near to Batang Hari River of today's Muara Jambi, Jambi province of Sumatra, Indonesia. The founder of Malacca, Parameswara was a prince of Palembang which was once owned by a nation called "Malayu" back in the seventh century. Yi Jing (635-713) clearly recorded in his journal book a nation of name 'Ma-La-Yu' existed. According to archaeological research of Jambi, large numbers of ancient artifacts and ancient architectures of Melayu have been found with photo evidence.

The word "Malay" was adopted into English via the Dutch word "Malayo", itself from Portuguese "Malaio", which originates from the Malay word "Melayu". According to one popular theory, the word Melayu means "migrating" or "fleeing", which might refer to the high mobility of these people across the region.

Another theory holds that the name refers to the Sanskrit word Malai Yur which means "Land of Mountains" (malai means mountain and yur means land), a reference to the hilly nature of the Malay Archipelago.

well...they are juz theories..
so tis is e rough idea y we are called melayu..
we shud at least knw abit bout our background..
don try to hide or run away frm ur background...
wer we came from..mcm gitu baru ley maju..

look at our chinese fren forefather..
they came frm china as coolies..
wif rambot marlet tk menjadi botak infront...
they werk hard, n now look at wat their great
great great great great great panjang laaa...
grandchildren...wealth n easy life...

i understand malays are easy going..
but then.too easy pon givs u e unseasy feelin..
btol tak kawan kawan~~~

btooOOool!

n so..the word Melayu means "migrating" or "fleeing",
show e world,malays are not fleein or migratin or masturbatin..
we are here to stay..we are here to prosper..
vote for ijat!!!

amen.

ah kau da cam political debate la pulak...
well...like i alwaes sae..
don laugh at my story coz its funny,
jangan ketawe jer...
at e same time...think bout it,e meanin...
e moral of e story...

e moral of e story is,don be a typical malay...

i hope my story will not insult or anger u guys..
but opened ur eyes as to wats happenin
to our malay community..

now..

nak kate bulan bahase bukan..tapi
biar ku tamatkan
post ku ini dgn beberapa rangkap pantun
yg ku karang dgn sepenuh hati bercampuran
titik peluh...

anak abu makan tupai,
anak tupai makan abu,
tetek nenek suda terburai,
belen belen dibuat keju...

makan nasi anak beranak,
nasi kangkang sedap skali,
kalau makan anak beranak,
jangan lupe jemput aku skali.

kajang pak malau kajang berlipat,
kajang hamba mengkuang layu,
datang hamba buah pelir coklat,
menanye khabar how are u..

buah rambutan di luar pagar,
ambil gala tolong jolokan,
kalau miang tk tau sabar,
meh tonggeng aku jolokan..

due tige kucing berlari,
mane nk same si kucing mera,
due tige kucing berlari,
nk lari sgt gi olympic laa!

sekian terima kasih...same same...

n so untuk endin,,
my tag replies yg da lame expire masok angin da basi ni,
waahaaahaa..sori ppl...i love u all!!!!!!!!!

-Emira: Ijat, i've moved. relink please. thanks!(:

-snake:otae emira mira mira mey...

-qamarya: wei, pakchickies!!... update la!!.....

-snake:da update la makchukus...

-'SHACUTE™: Wow! Boleh Tahan Ahh Ehks The Semut Besarrrrrr. HAHAHAH! Tanduk Ada Up.

-snake:ak ah..nasib tk kene tanduk sey,tige bdk kene tanduk..dua kene icu pasal berak2..lagi satu muke dier tumbuh jerawat tapi tk mati..

-yann: ijat yan da delete blogg... nanti yann visit2 kk. yan rindu smua2 org la

-snake:hehe..ala asal yayan delete..ayo..nk visit2.da cam hospital pulak..kalau visit bwk buah tangan..buah kaki pon bole..n yea,kitorg pon rindu yayan!btol tk kawan2?

-serra: I SAW U !!! haha!! AT BUGIS~

-snake:tk tegur pon..mane la aku nmpk kau..

-Eika: stop it ijat wif the video!!! semut konon.. btw, baju transformers tu bole tempah tapi harganye 3k. amcam ijat? deal or no deal?

-snake:semut laa...suuuumpreh..tk bedek..3k?? ah bak sini sebelas lai..nk bwat jersey team bola..

-kechik: aku dh link kau la..kau je blm link aku ! lols

kechik: weik...kau nl aku tk ? aku dat time pt mos ngn pian la...! daaa...

-snake:ye kecik,aku da link kau pon..

-wawakiss: psst ijat! pelacuran, pembunuhan pon leads to running nose & coughs ke? wakakaka. smbrg shoot je ijat. bweks!

-snake:ah tu ar wawa tk tau...kalau btol2 link link balik bole bwk ke terrorism tau!..

-WEEE..: HEY..HOPES EVRTIN DOIN GREAT FER U..DO BEEP ME IF ANITIN AITE...TAKIN CARE CUPPYCAKE...MEOW2 MISH U...

-snake:missin u too meow2..take care too aite..

HUda: hey ok wat the price. duno lar ehhh.. hey!! suke ehk kacau org ehk.. FHM pulak.. alermak u... *smack ijat's head*

-snake:tkmo pikir policeman sume kaya..kebanyakan policeman miskin tau for ur info..

-acah: ijatsssssss!! stunt tu baekk ahhhh. and semut tu kekek!!! besarnyerrrrrrr. HAHAHAHA. n yea nanti acah uat poncho version ok ok. wuahahaha.

-snake:alrite!!! best!! under my poncho oncho oncho ey ey...errr..tk sedap la pulak bunyik dier.

-rini: wei ijat!!!! ape nak jadi nie...tk tkot ke buat stunt atas motor??? wah sey man...mcm ultraman lah...btw...i wont be updating the blog lah...rini on hiatus...

-snake:tak takot mati laa..pasal tkde org sayang ijat agi...(budak kurang kasih sayang
dan belas kasihan)

-*yaNa*: hahahahaahahahahha! kekek sey the video on semut. RILY big la sey semut tu. huahuahua. i din noe ya a fren of zul mystroe. nwae, tkcr aite!

-snake:mak ai..7-8year bestfren,e onli one tat reli knws me n da mcm adek bradik la kite.

-Nisa: Ehk...Wht ur grandmutha khawin?! bedek tk agak2 sey..nmpk sgt nisa dh leh suspect sey ijat..APE JEK!!! dhla ari tu alek keje tk mandi~bau masam sey Ijat...eeee

-snake:mane ade bau masam..ckp baik2 sikit..bau cam bau baby aru anggun tido k..
bau mcm bau lemak susu gitu..

-EFF: IJATT! Hehehehe. ur videos make me laugh for some. mcm2 uh ijat niee! heeeee. (:

-snake:??ape yg for some?? ni mesti sentence tk abis tau..

-aini: alright! i'll link you up soon! (:

-snake:alritey sharifah aini...

-iyliee: ijaaat. (: iyliee dah delete blog,tak pakai lagi..but i will visit u in time to come always okayy dun miss me..LOVE.

-snake:ahhhh da miss da pon.....alaaa..asal sume org asek delete blog ni??
iyliee!!!!

okae..so if i havent update for sumtime..
cud sumone plz urge me to do so..tankiyu veri much,
i love u all!!!!

they see me rollin~ they hatin~
so tis is good bye then....

2007-07-22T20:16:00.000+08:00

--------------video kill e radio guy------------------

heyloww eberido bi...

k e title above actually gt notin to do

wif ppl killin ppl...canibal,canabis or kaninabey..

todaes post is nt much..juz wanna update for fun..

juz wanna share u guys wif sum of my

precious video...

but by rite or by wrong or bai jaga pon....

i got lotsa video,

but i selected a few je laaa~ coz

sum are personal...ade video romen2...

n soo~

first up..

ni time aku kat dlm camp agi..consider

mangkok as wat they call it there for newcomer..

cerita dier begini..tat time if im nt wrong,

i tink after i talk over e fone wif my ex tat time..

then nta mcm mane...aleh2 bunk aku jadi riuh rendah..

dan juga riuh tinggi..mane tk,skali aleh2 ade

seekor semot afrika selatan barat cina yg besar muncul..

tk terpranjat cimpanzee bdk2..

my fren manage to video e giant ant..

tu la dier semot kat camp aku dulu..

nk kate mcm kucing pon ade,

e next video lak is taken wen my best bud,

zul masok hospital..due to dengue...

hari2 visit dier at last i felt horny..

so decided to make a video la mcm mane

budak2 melayu kite bwat..

tapi ade nurse lelaki lak kacau...

seboook ajer..aley bwal pasal hp dier..

kacau daun..kalau tk my home made porn da siap..

da tersebar da seluruh singapore..

next up..ni time tgh byk free time..

too many free time..so ktrg slalu ade kan

hiking kat pulau ubin,mancing kat pulau2..

n ni pulak time me n zul wen fishin at

pulau ketam..den e next morn..

borin tk tau ape nk bwat..so ape lagi..video diri sendiri la..

yea if u notice i ate a piece of leave in e video..

n tis is wen we go out ramai gi west coast..

tkde keje...n hehehe...jgn la traffic police tgk video ni..

lau tk mati aku..coz in tis video..if u hav seen

m'sia nye rempit video werby they stand n balance kat

atas moto drg,its call bike surfin..

ah im e singapore version..be amaze evil knievil at werk.

but too bad e video quality is nt tat good

escort bdk phantom..

n i appear onli for a while..sob sob...mcm pelakon extra la gitu..

n tis is a kucing,a kucing is a cat,

a cat is a doraemon or hello kitty..

n tis is my fav kucing.her name is baby..

coz aku every week wen to my makcik house

to visit her..at e same time..main 2 ngan kucing,

pasal uma dier byk kucing!!!!!!

kiyut kan!

-WEEE: CUPPYCAKE...I MISH U...MISH UR NASI GORENG TOO...
-snake:i miss u too...

-leelee: heylo. been readin ur blog. love ur entries la. & i tink i saw u at cthall tadi, doin ur job. heh. tts the reason why i finally have the courage to tag u. tkcre! (: funnny la u ijat! heh

-snake:issh..apeley bwat...i hav to safeguard e choo choo train,y now hav e courage sey..klaa..a reminder to all..feel free to tag me.i don mind k..so tkmo segan silu malu kemaluan..if u wanna tag or link ke ape juz tell me...tankiyuuu for readin my blog leelee!

-Nazurah: oit! now you can enter my blog. yr invited. (:

-snake:yessa! setelah sekian lama ku menanti....

-esycha: alamak salah spel.. sorry.
esycha: awwwwww.

-snake:hehe...da kenape ngan si kecik ..ape yg sala spell?

-Mas: Hello Ijat!Long time no tag.How's nina?hahahha.takmo la seday ok?!

-snake:elo ikan mas..hows nina?wa pu che tau..(sengaje tau dini nk sakit kn hati org)

-qamarya: the girl who wins ur heart, will get the locksmith to open ur heart with the key ... *kunchi ajaib!!!* .. k mepek!! -- bye IJAT!! --
qamarya: by the time, abg ijat kte dah kahwen ader 5 anak!! haha.. super cute la sey!... anyway i think u should put love away at the moment. enjoy ur single hood until cannot enjoy!..

-snake:mane ade 5 anak..50 laa..da mcm anak hamster branak byk2..tapi ria,im tired of enjoyment..da jelak sey...tak tau eh..pasal my heart use biometric n optic scan..tk pakai lock2 ni sume..so susa sikit.nk kene reset e whole thing..k tk paham kan?paham kan ajer..

-'SHACUTE™: Maisarah Is Oh-So-Cuteeee! Sayangnya, Percintaan Kamu Dihalang Eyy? Mintak Restu Makcik Dia Dulu, Please. HAHAHAHA! And, Kalau Da Jodoh, Tak Kemanaaa! Sabar Menanti Yaw!

-snake:memang..kalau makcik dier tk bagi jugak,me n maisarah da bwal kat tepon smlam..we plan to go thailand...nk kawin lari..

weeee: i missed u tooo....im sorie....
weee: ijat i miss u!!!

-HUda: eyy bacinnn!! i saw u lar!! haahahaha! beli ke tak mkn?? HAHA! wah lao wei. cannot make it seyy.. terperanjat nampak seorg jejaka ber-uniform biru terpikir pikir nak mkn ape. LOL! =p

-snake:tu laa..bingit sey,nk makan.tapi makanan mahal sgt...atlast beli makanan kat kedai kopi bawa..

-Fuzy: hei..ur entry is sooo...soooo...sad,, u tke cre,okay!!

-snake:tk laa..mane ade sad sgt..kelaakar adela..hehe..tanx..

-EFF: maisarah tu too cuteee! tk bole la ijat! hehehe. hang on there,ijat. you can do it! (:

-snake:tankiyu eff...maisarah n me sepadan kiyut,bak kate pepatah melayu,bak pinang dibelah dua..

-*yaNa*: maisarah cannot la okay. she's waytoo cute for you. hehehe

-snake:mesti bole punye..kte kalau duduk kat pelamin bak pinang dibelah dua tau

-tITi_vOk: NO, NO, NO, & A BIG FAT NO ok! im not gonna let my niece b stalked by an OLD APEK whos 19 YEARS OLDER THEN HER!!!!!! habess ahh. idup dlm dunia fantasy ah PAKCIK ijat kita. waaaaaaaahahahhahaha!!!!
-snake:titi..kalau da jodo kite..u cnt halang tau..abey asal dato k ley kawin ngan siti nurhaliza?

-aini: helloh! bloghop! (: nicely written random entries!

-snake:issshh..mane ader nicely written..kalau bloghop nk kene link tau!

-ayu: hahaha... i knw u BUT even if u were to hide ur feelings.. i STILL knw!! wakakaka!!!

-snake:taaaaaaaaak! ayu tak tauuu!!!!

n so..
eventhou were nt together now..
but i'll alwaes wait for u...
regardless wat ppl sae bout us..

oh maisarah

y ur mak cik nt understandin....haiiiiis..

hitam bermutu,keunggulan..
so tis is good bye then...

2007-07-11T10:58:00.000+08:00

---------------masak di kuali-----------------

assalamualaikom ahli kuuuuuuuubur~

alriteey,

will nt update much todae..

coz my computer diserang apekebende virus gaknye.

n i cant access my net...

my anti virus cnt use oso...trok kn?

well bout e previous post...

am i right to sae,tat is a pretty hard question..

ur final yr,prelim,n/o lvl paper n ur R.T.T

don hav such question...

n frm there...only brape jer can jawab..

tu pon answ nt tat accurate laa...but its okay..

nw u can c,u gerls shud knw ur body tau..

learn bout ur body...love ur body...love urself...

n then make love to ur self..wakaka...

u gerls shud find a partner...bare naked

den try to learn each other

body...try to feel,smell n touch each other body.

stimulate each other body..n as for me,while u guys

"learnin" each other.i'll stand one side n watch,

while videoing ur actions for educational purpose

isssh~ geret seyyy......

ok now for my tag reply..

-acah: ijat bley tolong??? TOLONG UPDATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! wuahahahaha. ok thankiuk ah. HEH.
-snake:boleeeeeeey~

-' S H A C U T E ™: Eyyyy! New Episod, Please. HAHAH!
-snake:comin soon,theatre near u~

-Ain: hello! (:
-snake:oh hello~

-eyscha: wakakakaka!
-snake:wakakakakaakkakakakkakakakkakakkaaa

-Nazurah: HAHAHA. interestingnya bace! ijat ijattt... kelakar betul deknie. haha
-snake:nk tau ape yg klaka tk?? ur blog tkley msok pakai i.e.. wahaha tu aru klakaa~waaa!

-kellysha: & as a student nurse let me explain..eh but u wouldnt understand unless u have a picture of it in front of u. so go find out at the world wide web. =)
kellysha: i find ur post bout the sunat kind of interestin. u like to communicate with crazy
pictures. hee..
-snake:erkk....ur name nk kat same ngan e character in my post..wahahaaa.
nvm laaa...u draw me a picture...den giv me,i'll do e colourin...erk ape kene mengene eh

-Nisa: tu sbb pompan slalu brani buno diri...sbb terlalu brani haha
Nisa: pompan sunat mase kecik2 duloo...bile drg baby....they cut a piece of thing in e cervix....so basically..its abt the same..wif guys..cume kite dilahirkn tros...kene sunat so jadik dh bsar tk menyusakn
Nisa: Ya alla...ape ni psl sunat plak///
-snake:cervix la pulak...ade ckp clitoris,ade ckp cervix...lpas ni ape?anus??
waaaa~conpius conpius...emo jer...pompuan buno diri pasal drg tk pikir...
krene ape tau..(aleh2 ade god like voice) tahu kah engkau bahawa
membunuh diri adalah dosa yg paling brutal skali?
tu bkn brani..tu stupid

-fatin: hello ijat. just another passer-by. your latest entry is hell funny tho'. merepek, but funnay! hahaa!
fatin: hello ijat. just another passer-by. your latest entry is hell funny tho'.
-snake:isssssssssh...ni sampai 2 kali pass by..ni da bkn passerby agi,ni mtk kene link!

-fishin freak: then how? k la u add me in msn aje uhkk.
-snake:nk tau camne?? kite kembali selepas pesanan berikut!

-QAMARYA: ijat, where to get the cheap² psp?...
-snake:at commonwealth...tapi nk explain mcm gini pon susa..

-swits: eh btw u look like gareth of MCR tau...tengok2 btul cam serupa gitu
-snake:gareth tu name pokemon ke?are u e same person tat ask me bout tis at myspace..?kiki?

-lynn =D: bile nk bukak ur 2nd blog ni . . hmm . . lupe ke!?
-snake:nk bukak,tapi takot...tk tau mcm mane nk letak pswd..can anibodi teach me??

-RGF: nk xplain panjang² segan...lol!.
RGF: lol...pompan sunat potong kulit clitoris...clitoris 2 sbenarnye mcm bebird gak. Potong tip of d clitoris cam potong kulit bebird..camtu.
-snake:hahaa..aku tau la clitoris tu ape,i got mit inperson n even gentel2 bende tu..
but i din knw wats e diff? coz both chinese n malay clitoris aku pena nmpk n pegang..
argghh peningsssssssss

-Mas: hahahaha.kk now i know.bye ijat!
-snake:sob sob

-HUda: ur qns remain unanswered lar jat... even girls duno how we get sunat. ape lagi kan lelaki. even our moms just said potong kulit.. hahahahah!
-snake:ular pon buang kulit,tidak bermakne ular sunat..btol tk??haissss

-EFF: HAHAHAHA! IJAT! ur entry makes me laughh ok! tk abes2 ar.. adee nk tau mcm mane pompan sunat! LOL! what i know,drg potong sikit je. dunnouu! HAHAHA. (:
-snake:waaaaaa!!! tadi dier ckp wat i knw,bey tu dier ckp dunnou pulak~ mane satu ni!!!

-YaNtEe: One word. GORE. Sungguh turn off okayy. Eh I love potong bebek angsa. Wahahakz! Lovely song. =)
-snake:hidup biar gore,jgn sore..sedap kn potong bebek angsa,nk tunggu remix dier kua jer...

-acah: IJAT da takde topic laen eyy? ke tgh ......... HAHAHAHA. tak censored shio! suke eh jat pikiran sal bende ala ni. HAHA. kite pun tktau camne sey! muz check it out! wakakakaangg
-snake:gi! acah gi check,see ur fren one nye...n video it tau..den after tat i wan to see..

-Abidah: HAHAHAH! aah! pompan sunat potong secubit rase dr kelentik die.. TU JE,DAH!.. hahahah!
-snake:aik?!mcm masak2 pulak..main secubit2...secubit garam...kenape tk ckp secukup rase skali..hehe

-Sarah: abg ijat, everything is over. *sob sob*
-snake:sob sob....sob sob

-yours truly; nina: elo?!
yours truly; nina: elo?!
-snake:wahhaha...mangsa kedua nk tgk bende kiyut...

-shasha: Woohoo.. Thanks for dropping by dude.. Hees. Ur blog lagi style loh!! *jealous* Niwaes.. Ur linked. Link me back.. *ahakz*
-snake:yeaa heeee...no probsss

-`sue: yesyes. adorable but UGLY people cannt hear the pics talk. at last you knew.(:
-snake:tkpe...lau adorable maknenye tk ugly..wahahaaa!

-Lin =): bijinya/kelentitnya dan tidak memotong semuanya tanpa sisa) akan membaguskan wajah (nya) dan lebih baik (yakni lebih enak) bagi suami." . . settle! =D
Lin =): nk tau sgt kn knp?? i did my research n i found this . . "Apabila engkau mengkhitan (wanita) maka potonglah sebagian kelentitnya jangan engkau potong semuanya, karena sesungguhnya itu (yakni memotong
-snake:errkk?? asal bahase dier mcm gini? ni dari al-quran ke??

-Eika: terbukak.. censored u!!!! hahahaha
Eika: STOP IT EH IJAT!!!!!!! hahahaha.. i did ever see how my abg sdara sunat.. tradisional lagi.. pas tu mlm tdo ngan dia.. step jaga dia uh klau dia nk gi kencing.. at last die tdo smpai kain pelikat
-snake:wahahaaa...seksi namenye...dari situ kite bole nmpk langit tu tinggi atau rendah..

-MeezNur: satay? tak nak lah... dah keluar duit GST kan? belanja lah aper lagik? nyehehe...
-snake:errk...dabes da pon.....

-fiza: yeah i oso wish dat i have something yg leh transform into a robot mcm crita transformer gitu... mesti best nye! u watch it oreadi? nice kan!
-snake:da!drg tayangkn 1st dae da tgk..sanggup tau book siang2

-Fuzy: YeAH2!update pon!! Pompan sunat~~hmm..hmm...hmmm..hmmmmm.. i dunnoe! why NOT! u go & watch porn wich gt Chinese/Japan..den2,u compare it to a mlay girl. den2,u wil noe wat the bidan do to our *tuut!
-snake:malay n chinese da compare,tkde diff pooooon~but then japan nye nk tgk dari porn mcm mane eh??? coz japan nye porn sume bawa drg,drg gi censored,pixelate all over..

-iyliee: hahahahha siak siak!!! i dun even noe how we sunat but i noe time kecik2 je! hahaha! ehhh ijat nie tak censored..HAHAH!
-snake:iylieeee ni bkn tk censored laa,ni open minded!!

-tITi_vOk: k da! MANA?!!!!!!!!!!!!
tITi_vOk: k da! MANA?!!!!!!!!!!!!
tITi_vOk: k da! MANA?!!!!!!!!!!!!
-snake:wahahaa!! mangse nk tgk bende kiyut...(k krg mesti tk paham)

-`sue: &&tk slh pompuan sunat in a away that the tukang sunat potong abit of the tip of the kelentit. &it is done during kecik I think cos to make it easier to pee.
`sue: dara tinggi ke kencing manis. k nvm. btw oh. i forget to tell you only special and cool people like me can hear the pics talking (:
-snake:ade ckp senang utk kencing....ade ckp sedap utk main...
wahaaahaa.....susa kan ni question....

-iraspydey: yg peliknyer eyk..where did u get all the pictures tu? keke!\
-snake:adaaa arr~

-*yaNa*: so censored la dey.. but funny arh. kekek sey. hehehe
-snake:ek eh...got educational purposes tau..

klaa...i'll update more later...got to pack for werk..tankiyu u guys for ur answ...eventhou ade yg tk masok akal tapi kiyut...i love u guys!! muax!!

im gonna be very very very buzy...dang~
so tis is good bye den...